Praise the Potato

I am the Vice Dictator of the great island country, the United Ghettos of Brzania. You can also refer to me as Bubbles. I am a Potatoist. Potatoism is .5% Catholicism, 13% Agnosticism, 1.5% Judaism, and 85% Anti-Theistic Satanism. You will often hear me use phrases such as, "oh my fucking Potato", etc. Welcome to my blog. Potato bless you.

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Modern Madonnas

UPDATED with finished version + prints for sale

[sixpenceee]

Just brilliant!

[vicedictator]

Hey void. Don't really have anyone to talk to. Just adopted a cat with my boyfriend, but I feel like she might have been a nailgun to hold our relationship together. I haven't wanted sex in about a month, which is the longest abstinent period we've ever gone. He hasn't wanted to hang out with me in multiple months. He says he loves me, but he thinks I'm boring and I don't think he really loves me subconsciously. At least one of us will keep the cat, but I don't know what to do about my relationship.

[sixpenceee]

The artist is JennyJinya

[sixpenceee]

Calum McSwiggan brutally roasts PETA in a series of tweets. You can view the rest here

[coolthingoftheday]

#indoorgardening

[xeduo]

when ur airbags go off and u get a face full of cactus

[sixpenceee]

This is awful. @sixpenceee

[lagonegirl]

white people using their privilege to educate, a concept!

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

friend: hey we’re gonna hang out outside wanna come?

me:

friend: man why not?

me:

[vicedictator]

[vicedictator]

aniexty attacks aren't always hyperventilating and rocking back and forth

Anxiety attacks can take different forms, such as:

•Unpredictable bouts of rage or irritability

•Nit-pickiness (obsessive behavior, which may be a part of OCD), and even a hypersensitivity to disarray, chaos, or any sort of change.

•Fast-talking, stuttering, stumbling over words.

•Not talking at all.

•Sitting rigid, staring into space, almost seeming "zoned out."

Understanding the way our or others anxiety works can help to decrease the stigma and help calm a person faster and get them out of that state. There are just a few, but it gives an idea of the range in which attacks can come.

[vicedictator]

I don’t really have anyone to talk to about my problems because I’m mean when I’m depressed.

[stratusopacus]

I was returning something at Target and the person ahead of me was returning 5000 dollars worth of umbrellas???

[cosmoanimato]

Moana 

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i like how out of all the possible scenes they could have chosen for the thumbnail of spy kids netflix decided THIS was the one.

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OH

[sixpenceee]

Joe Biden marrying two White House staffers

[quidsecrets]

“When i joined i was a really small freashmen girl who had never played a sport before in her life, i was pretty mediocre. But ive been to the gym and put in a lot of work in the year ive been on the team, and ive gotten really good and im so proud of myself. Like players actually complement me when we get off the field. So whenever i see new girls that remind me of me when i joined, i try and give them the same advice. Hang in there. If you get determined you can do it. Try and play to your strengths instead of hanging in the background. Take the bad hits but get back up. And dont listen to players who try and demean you, you got this. And for the people who still do, they’ll never see you coming 🤘 #gettough #pointchaserftw #fightsomeone”