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EVERY MONDAY, GUY AND TIM WAKE UP AND WATCH THE SAME ADAM SANDLER MOVIE. THEY'VE DONE THIS EVERY WEEK. FOR 47 WEEKS.

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YOU'VE SEEN THEM DEBATING HOW MANY DAYS THERE ARE IN A WEEK – NOW BEHOLD: BODYBUILDERS TACKLING THE ISSUE OF HOMOSEXUALITY.

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THERE ARE LOADS OF MEN, LOADS OF DRUGS AND THE ONLY BAR IS A STRIP CLUB.

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THIS WEEKEND, BUCKINGHAM PALACE TWICE DENIED THAT PRINCE ANDREW HAD SEX WITH AN "UNDERAGE SEX SLAVE".

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DAPPER LAUGHS WON’T BE MAKING THE STUDENTS OF CARDIFF UNIVERSITY “PROPER MOIST” FOR A WHILE.

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FOR A WHILE, BRITAIN’S FORGOTTEN ICON WAS THE MOST DAZZLING PRICK ON THE PLANET.

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THESE FRENCH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE THROWING SPOONS AT EACH OTHER

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WE ASKED DOCTORS HOW VARIOUS ILLEGAL DRUGS AFFECT WOMEN’S CHANCES OF HAVING A BABY.

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THERE’S NOTHING MORE AWKWARD THAN SOMEONE TRYING TO CHIRPSE YOU WITH THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.

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COOL BONG, BRO! THIS GUY LOOKS LIKE A 5-YEAR-OLD’S IDEA OF A STONER.

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IT’S TIME FOR BRITAIN’S ACID LOVERS AND MUSHROOM MUNCHERS TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET.

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THIS WEEKEND, 150,000 PEOPLE PARTICIPATED IN IRELAND’S FIRST MASS, GRASSROOTS LEAD ANTI-AUSTERITY DEMONSTRATION.

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THIS WEEK, A MAN ALLEGEDLY SHOT SOMEONE BECAUSE A DOG POOPED IN HIS GARDEN.

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NASA IS PAYING ME £11,000 TO LIE IN BED FOR THREE MONTHS.

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EAST LONDON IS LOSING ITS BEATING HEART OF COUNTER-CULTURAL NIGHTLIFE.

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HOW “BEING DISGUSTED BY MAGGOTS” AND “VOTING TORY” MIGHT BE LINKED.

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LONELINESS, FRIENDSHIP AND THREESOMES.