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@vickieondaphone
jester I need your help.
can you set this post to post in 2 hours? I need to know when to take the tinfoil off the ground beef for dinner
What? Can’t you use your phone?
my alarm app somehow has a screen time of 3 minutes 💔
Damn!
3 clock I gotta remember
Good luck! It’s not like you’d be able to see my message anyway because your mod doesn’t use the tumblr app.
WAIT FUCKKKK
jester I need your help.
can you set this post to post in 2 hours? I need to know when to take the tinfoil off the ground beef for dinner
What? Can’t you use your phone?
my alarm app somehow has a screen time of 3 minutes 💔
Damn!
3 clock I gotta remember
jester I need your help.
can you set this post to post in 2 hours? I need to know when to take the tinfoil off the ground beef for dinner
What? Can’t you use your phone?
my alarm app somehow has a screen time of 3 minutes 💔
I’ll be having to be offline for a couple days cuz Vergil found my weed stash
Wake up
What?
I’m alive!? I’M ALIVE!? HAHAHAHAHA
Magically teleports
I’m tricking Vergil into killing you in your sleep
Wake up
What?
I’m alive!? I’M ALIVE!? HAHAHAHAHA
I’m about to go to Dante’s place and slam dunk on the bed and cry
Wake up
What?
Clutches his chest
What the hell!?
Falls to the floor and dies
I hate my Netflix version with a passion!
I’m glad we agree
Wait, Vickie has a Netflix version too!?
yea man they got to me to….gulp
Damn…
yeah and your Netflix version looks like big foot’s fatass toe
because he’s the only decently normal one down here in maki I have to hang out with him but do you realize how INSUFFERABLE he is???? Like I’m trying to eat in the dining hall ALONE and he walks up to me I’m like “oh god no no please not again not again go away I don’t like you” and he sits next to me and tells me I amount to nothing and leaves???? Deadass tf did I do to him 😭
I know! He’s horrible! He breaks into my house and pulls out Vergil’s chair! He just poofs in and laughs at me! He’s something.
If lady don’t do anything about her situationship with Dante it better be she’s killing her dad
I want that man to be stoned to death- NO I WANT THAT THING OF A MAN TO BE STONED TI DEATH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GOING INSANE NOTHING IS GETTING BETTER FUCK MY LIFE I CANT DO IT ANYMORE
Magically makes Netflix Jester have a heart attack
He should be dead soon. I killed him off.
make it happen 3 more times.
Magically makes Jester have a heart attack three times in a row
That should do it!
another one.
do another heart attack
Waves magic staff around and makes him have another heart attack
He’s dead!
do another.
I can’t do another if his heart stopped!
Fine grr
He’s dead! That’s the good thing.
IN FREE
WE BOTH ARE!
YES OH MY GOD YESSS
I hate my Netflix version with a passion!
I’m glad we agree
Wait, Vickie has a Netflix version too!?
yea man they got to me to….gulp
Damn…
yeah and your Netflix version looks like big foot’s fatass toe
because he’s the only decently normal one down here in maki I have to hang out with him but do you realize how INSUFFERABLE he is???? Like I’m trying to eat in the dining hall ALONE and he walks up to me I’m like “oh god no no please not again not again go away I don’t like you” and he sits next to me and tells me I amount to nothing and leaves???? Deadass tf did I do to him 😭
I know! He’s horrible! He breaks into my house and pulls out Vergil’s chair! He just poofs in and laughs at me! He’s something.
If lady don’t do anything about her situationship with Dante it better be she’s killing her dad
I want that man to be stoned to death- NO I WANT THAT THING OF A MAN TO BE STONED TI DEATH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GOING INSANE NOTHING IS GETTING BETTER FUCK MY LIFE I CANT DO IT ANYMORE
Magically makes Netflix Jester have a heart attack
He should be dead soon. I killed him off.
make it happen 3 more times.
Magically makes Jester have a heart attack three times in a row
That should do it!
another one.
do another heart attack
Waves magic staff around and makes him have another heart attack
He’s dead!
do another.
I can’t do another if his heart stopped!
Fine grr
He’s dead! That’s the good thing.
IN FREE
I hate my Netflix version with a passion!
I’m glad we agree
Wait, Vickie has a Netflix version too!?
yea man they got to me to….gulp
Damn…
yeah and your Netflix version looks like big foot’s fatass toe
because he’s the only decently normal one down here in maki I have to hang out with him but do you realize how INSUFFERABLE he is???? Like I’m trying to eat in the dining hall ALONE and he walks up to me I’m like “oh god no no please not again not again go away I don’t like you” and he sits next to me and tells me I amount to nothing and leaves???? Deadass tf did I do to him 😭
I know! He’s horrible! He breaks into my house and pulls out Vergil’s chair! He just poofs in and laughs at me! He’s something.
If lady don’t do anything about her situationship with Dante it better be she’s killing her dad
I want that man to be stoned to death- NO I WANT THAT THING OF A MAN TO BE STONED TI DEATH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GOING INSANE NOTHING IS GETTING BETTER FUCK MY LIFE I CANT DO IT ANYMORE
Magically makes Netflix Jester have a heart attack
He should be dead soon. I killed him off.
make it happen 3 more times.
Magically makes Jester have a heart attack three times in a row
That should do it!
another one.
do another heart attack
Waves magic staff around and makes him have another heart attack
He’s dead!
do another.
I can’t do another if his heart stopped!
Fine grr
I hate my Netflix version with a passion!
I’m glad we agree
Wait, Vickie has a Netflix version too!?
yea man they got to me to….gulp
Damn…
yeah and your Netflix version looks like big foot’s fatass toe
because he’s the only decently normal one down here in maki I have to hang out with him but do you realize how INSUFFERABLE he is???? Like I’m trying to eat in the dining hall ALONE and he walks up to me I’m like “oh god no no please not again not again go away I don’t like you” and he sits next to me and tells me I amount to nothing and leaves???? Deadass tf did I do to him 😭
I know! He’s horrible! He breaks into my house and pulls out Vergil’s chair! He just poofs in and laughs at me! He’s something.
If lady don’t do anything about her situationship with Dante it better be she’s killing her dad
I want that man to be stoned to death- NO I WANT THAT THING OF A MAN TO BE STONED TI DEATH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GOING INSANE NOTHING IS GETTING BETTER FUCK MY LIFE I CANT DO IT ANYMORE
Magically makes Netflix Jester have a heart attack
He should be dead soon. I killed him off.
make it happen 3 more times.
Magically makes Jester have a heart attack three times in a row
That should do it!
another one.
do another heart attack
Waves magic staff around and makes him have another heart attack
He’s dead!
do another.
I hate my Netflix version with a passion!
I’m glad we agree
Wait, Vickie has a Netflix version too!?
yea man they got to me to….gulp
Damn…
yeah and your Netflix version looks like big foot’s fatass toe
because he’s the only decently normal one down here in maki I have to hang out with him but do you realize how INSUFFERABLE he is???? Like I’m trying to eat in the dining hall ALONE and he walks up to me I’m like “oh god no no please not again not again go away I don’t like you” and he sits next to me and tells me I amount to nothing and leaves???? Deadass tf did I do to him 😭
I know! He’s horrible! He breaks into my house and pulls out Vergil’s chair! He just poofs in and laughs at me! He’s something.
If lady don’t do anything about her situationship with Dante it better be she’s killing her dad
I want that man to be stoned to death- NO I WANT THAT THING OF A MAN TO BE STONED TI DEATH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GOING INSANE NOTHING IS GETTING BETTER FUCK MY LIFE I CANT DO IT ANYMORE
Magically makes Netflix Jester have a heart attack
He should be dead soon. I killed him off.
make it happen 3 more times.
Magically makes Jester have a heart attack three times in a row
That should do it!
another one.
do another heart attack
I hate my Netflix version with a passion!
I’m glad we agree
Wait, Vickie has a Netflix version too!?
yea man they got to me to….gulp
Damn…
yeah and your Netflix version looks like big foot’s fatass toe
because he’s the only decently normal one down here in maki I have to hang out with him but do you realize how INSUFFERABLE he is???? Like I’m trying to eat in the dining hall ALONE and he walks up to me I’m like “oh god no no please not again not again go away I don’t like you” and he sits next to me and tells me I amount to nothing and leaves???? Deadass tf did I do to him 😭
I know! He’s horrible! He breaks into my house and pulls out Vergil’s chair! He just poofs in and laughs at me! He’s something.
If lady don’t do anything about her situationship with Dante it better be she’s killing her dad
I want that man to be stoned to death- NO I WANT THAT THING OF A MAN TO BE STONED TI DEATH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GOING INSANE NOTHING IS GETTING BETTER FUCK MY LIFE I CANT DO IT ANYMORE
Magically makes Netflix Jester have a heart attack
He should be dead soon. I killed him off.
make it happen 3 more times.
I hate my Netflix version with a passion!
I’m glad we agree
Wait, Vickie has a Netflix version too!?
yea man they got to me to….gulp
Damn…
yeah and your Netflix version looks like big foot’s fatass toe
because he’s the only decently normal one down here in maki I have to hang out with him but do you realize how INSUFFERABLE he is???? Like I’m trying to eat in the dining hall ALONE and he walks up to me I’m like “oh god no no please not again not again go away I don’t like you” and he sits next to me and tells me I amount to nothing and leaves???? Deadass tf did I do to him 😭
I know! He’s horrible! He breaks into my house and pulls out Vergil’s chair! He just poofs in and laughs at me! He’s something.
If lady don’t do anything about her situationship with Dante it better be she’s killing her dad
I want that man to be stoned to death- NO I WANT THAT THING OF A MAN TO BE STONED TI DEATH I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE IM GOING INSANE NOTHING IS GETTING BETTER FUCK MY LIFE I CANT DO IT ANYMORE
I hate my Netflix version with a passion!
I’m glad we agree
Wait, Vickie has a Netflix version too!?
yea man they got to me to….gulp
Damn…
yeah and your Netflix version looks like big foot’s fatass toe
because he’s the only decently normal one down here in maki I have to hang out with him but do you realize how INSUFFERABLE he is???? Like I’m trying to eat in the dining hall ALONE and he walks up to me I’m like “oh god no no please not again not again go away I don’t like you” and he sits next to me and tells me I amount to nothing and leaves???? Deadass tf did I do to him 😭
