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voraghhn the observer will hear about this!

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why are middle aged men sooooo icky :(

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Omg i finally met her in real life!!!

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dat’s the ‘coggo life fa youse

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how does anyone have the energy to do anything??

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Things that would terrify me

Getting a cramp in outer space

Being trapped in an elevator with other people

Seeing a cloud in a building

Inhaling too much helium and being stuck with a high voice

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How tf do i do anything

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Hugging you isnt enough i need to make you into a mush and slurp you through a straw

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WHY AM I ONLY GETTING PUPPYBOY CONTENT ON HERE IM NEW

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Before I knew who jerma was, I thought he was the internet’s collective hive mind imaginary streamer. Legit thought he didn’t exist because I had only seen reaction pics. Watched a vid and still not entirely sure he’s real. The internet’s streamer version of Goncharov.

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Is anyone else completely incapable of producing art lately? My head feels so empty and hollow, and I feel like a shell.

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There’s just something about grody ass old men that are so helpless in a damsel in distress way. Why did my 40 year old coworker say, “Just had a dizzy spell,” and then used the surrounding furniture as a crutch to walk to the nearest chair, sloop down dramatically, then sigh daintily. What the fuck was that.

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Uhh can i get uh 👆 one dolla footlong? Youse dont got those?

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My bitch ass of a wife just said i sounded like a choking seagull so i stole her french fry (virginity)

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Uhh guys? Ooga booga?