Lasagna

And I’m back with the madness

[everythingfox]

“A bit of sax only for you”

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[teenjournalist]

Student accused of farting during National Anthem passes polygraph, presumed innocent

[lestateur]

thank you Hozier for my life

[catasters]

[everythingfox]

Trash panda!

[heyjoshheytyler]

sideways scene (x)

[album1700]

“have you met my friend daniel he walks like this”

IM DYING

[ragethegemini]

WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY

[elisparklequeen]

The way they all fell down.

[marauders4evr]

“WHAT HAPPENED TO MY WINDOW?”

[isa-ghost]

dont yell its Christmas

[b0n3-daddy]

@yours-sincerely-corvid

[feastofsnakes]

Imagine how little candles must have cost in the 1700s. Must've been pretty cheap, right? With everyone using them all the time instead of electricity? Now think about how much they cost now. 20 some dollars for a candle. What if we could go back to when candles were cheap? Wouldn't you want that? What if we could make that happen.

[discotechnician-portal]

OP is gonna cut the power grid

[puukkolesbo]

[liddrose]

listen. cut off your hair. cut off all your damn hair. do you ever hear a man wondering if he’s too ugly to have short hair? no!!! there is no such thing as too ugly to have short hair. if you don’t want your hair, just cut off your hair. it feels so so so good. 

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

doctors and all other medical specialists during check-ups: "hmmm well it seems like nothing is wrong with you, you say you are having pain? idk take some tylonel and sleep it off i guess, you will probably live"

dentists: "your teeth are yellow as shit and your gums are unhealthy, you only brush twice a day when you should be doing it 4 times an HOUR, WHY don't you floss. i see darkness in your future and the darkness represents cavities, you've got diseases we haven't even seen before, all your shit is fucked up my guy, even your jawline sucks and i don't even test for that, absolutely pathetic. don't show your face here again"

[girlsday-deactivated20220810]

[d0gbl0g]

[paper-mario-wiki]

Visit Original Link

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[latenights]

if someone makes you happy, make them happier

[doublehoseven-deactivated201812]

[madlori]

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

[trustalljoys-deactivated2020072]

im obsessed w physical closeness, romantically….not even sexually just if u date me it’s all hugging all the time we are gonna lay in bed and im gonna cuddle w u, we will stand in the kitchen and i will stand hip to hip w u, u will sit on the couch and i will stroke your hair and kiss your forehead….it’s so intoxicating as a concept

[catghibli-deactivated20210917]

my mind says college but my heart says isolated sheep herder in Iceland