Life is Sweet

Reality continues to ruin my life-Calvin & Hobbes

[butteryplanet]

[normajeaned]

Alice in Wonderland (1951).

[vida-de-via]

All I can think about when Killmonger throws T’challa off the waterfall is

[fuforthought]

[elizabetbennet]

#relatable

[ponprincess-deactivated20170614]

Uh…mood

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

i HATE this

[gif87a-com]

Found a well in italy with a nice echo. Missing this trip already. [x]

[plushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

How does it feel to wake up everyday and know you can snap like that

[thatdisasterauthor]

Damn. If I was on that street I would’ve just frozen.

[princesconsuela]

mood

[sicklesium-moved-deactivated201]

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

[damncommunists-deactivated20180]

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

[zelda-tempest]

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

[lallamariamhabibi]

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

^absolutely

[verdant-witch]

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

[blackpoeticinjustice]

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

[sm0k3-ring-deactivated20160109]

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

[satyrical-prince]

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

[anar-tea]

yesyesyesyes

[eggpla]

7. I still don’t know how to season chicken

[drtanner]

8. That weird half-jog/sheepish wave combo that I do every time I have to cross the road in front of a car that’s waiting for me to go

[anorexic-trans-boy-tips]

I can’t relate enough, I’m gagging.

[whimsywandering]

if you're having a bad day

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

[whimsywandering]

I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

[whimsywandering]

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way

[milkyfay-deactivated20150626]

[angel-veil-blog]

Anastasia Kolegova

Sleeping Beauty!

[sabyaasachi]

Disney Princesses with a little Desi twist 💫 Model: Hamel Patel

[barnesstony-deactivated20180611]

@capntony

[lovequinn]

how many commercials did tide pay for jesus

[flavorful]

When daddy lessons comes on shuffle

[lunchparade-deactivated20201030]

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

[rp77music-inactive]

Visit Original Link

The Prince of Egyt | Deliver Us

Video

[threesideddream]

Hans Zimmer ain’t have to go this hard but WOO SHIT BOI DID HE GO HWARD

[vida-de-via]

I have such a good story but no one to share it with.

The most entertaining way I could have started 2018