Tastes like infinity

Hi! I'm Diana and I'm a dork. I make art and musicals. Genderqueer/30s/she&they pronouns. Let's be friends! linktree.com/dianapocalypse

[dianapocalypse]

Hello!! I very rarely use my Tumblr to actually talk about my work, but I figured it was time to make a new pinned post and maybe do a little self plugging.

WHO THE HECK IS DIANAPOCALYPSE?

Owner/Operator of Dianapocalypse Art!

Check out my Art tag!

Co-owner of Nerdification.Media! We're a nerdy production company making nerdy things!

A few of those things include...

Turnabout: An Ace Attorney Musical (Co-producer, Audio Mixer, Key Art, Casting, IndieGoGo campaign management)

Turnabout Musical LIVE (Co-producer, Co-director, Casting)

The ATLA Musical: Book 1 (Composer, additional audio mixing)

Highlights of Songs from the Wild (Co-producer, key art, additional lyrics, casting, Urbosa)

Elisabeth in English (Key art, demo vocals, demo mixing, additional lyrics)

Podcasts such as Masks & Martyrs and It Coulda Been Great which each ran for a full season (Mixing, production, music and sound design, host)

Nice to meet you! Hit me up if you want to make nerdy stuff together that we will never see a cent from!

[larval-tear]

elf sex: 3 to 12 effeminate twinks coo and giggle in a sensual pile in the woods. sometimes the elf queen joins and pretends they’re her baby birds

dwarf sex: a pair of strong able bodied warriors tacitly agree to mate as equals under a binding contract of tomelike thickness, with consent from the council

gnome sex: married couple of 200 years finally gives in to temptation and call upon the stork to deliver their child, then sleep in separate beds completely satisfied

[bisquitt]

[wordfather]

having one lock of white hair is such a classic character design like hell yeah now THATS a character

[bird-prince-afterhours]

Maul and Padme would have been an interesting dynamic to explore in the extended media. In the movie, there's this subtle back and forth between them, a mirroring of each other. They are both represented through primarily red and black motifs through the film, Iain McCaig calling them a sort of beauty and the beast, designing them together. Both are groomed and manipulated by Palpatine, both put in positions of power because of him and disposable when unneeded. I think about this parallel a lot

Idk what if when Maul came back he went to Padme, the only other person he knew who had been used. What if she was wary of him but ultimately heard out his case, his plea. It's not enough to save them, but it puts doubt in her mind. There is a rot in the senate and it is taking children, and using them to its own gain.

[txttletale]

the funniest thing about 'computer, enhance' is that it implies that everyone in those shows has their computer set to Piece Of Shit Blurry Image Mode by default for no fucking reason

[txttletale]

computer activate Useful Mode

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

At a playdate, the playdatee’s younger sibling is telling me about local man-eating tigers and I am asking supportive questions because that’s how you a) support conversational skills development and b) tease truly magnificent weirdo stories out of the babble of social lies. The playdatee comes by and in typical older sibling fashion says

“Hey, he’s lying. In case you didn’t know.”

“She knows” says my child, “she just pretends to believe people who are lying to be nice. CLASSIC my mom.”

Young man you are only six years old come back here and explain how you know that. I mean don’t I have to get this conversation about a tiger eating someone’s head at the trampoline park back on track but I WILL be circling back.

[bayesic-bitch]

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

[inkskinned]

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

[inkskinned]

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[sergal]

everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters

[sergal]

Oh My God Damn

[starridge]

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

[tieflingkisser]

[lesbianslimefriend]

here's where to find it on windows 10

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[fleshengine]

I love the face of a woman having the time of her life.

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding