attack life; it's going to kill you anyway

indie | selective | semi-hiatus

[vidmova-blog]

think i'm doin' a reboot of this blog, iunno

i tend to forget about blogs days after i make them though.

oh well

[vidmova-blog]

"Well, look who's back."

     Groans angrily and turns away, resting his head in his hand and sticking his middle finger up.

                        Fuuuuuck offfffff.

[vidmova-blog]

Old: Hug me son.

     And why the fuck should I do that?

[determinate]

[forgetting-sadness-deactivated2]

instagram: @reefbjerga

[vidmova-blog]

Hey there Mr. Shark? I Think I saw you in a movie before. I believe it was called.... Sharknado?

     ...This is really what's funny these days up on land. Amazing.

[vidmova-blog]

fight me, meme shark

bring it on, meme snail

[inkitsuyasha]

Here’s a Fukami for all of your octoprince needs

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

Casually eats all the fish in her house, zero fucks given.

" how the flying mother fuck did you get in my house?"

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

at that point she was so done with his shit she picked him up and threw him over her shoulder ready to throw  him out on his ass

[vidmova-blog]

     OH DEAR GOD ALMIGHTY SHE'S STRONG.

"H-hey, fuckin' put me down-!! Ow! Gah-" 

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

Casually eats all the fish in her house, zero fucks given.

" how the flying mother fuck did you get in my house?"

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

" dear god  I forgot how much of an asshole you were." 

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     Flips her off without a word.

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

Casually eats all the fish in her house, zero fucks given.

" how the flying mother fuck did you get in my house?"

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

" I just want you out of my home ya smug asshole."

[vidmova-blog]

     Just lays there and folds his arms.

     Literally, he's not gonna move, nor can he.

[my-teen-quote]

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

Casually eats all the fish in her house, zero fucks given.

" how the flying mother fuck did you get in my house?"

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

" well get yourself unstuck and get out I’m am trying to bake this fucking cake in piece asshole."

[vidmova-blog]

"If me sitting over here in a different room is interfering with your ability to bake a cake then you have something fucking wrong."

[uchiprincesss]

I was driving home today anddddd…

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

Casually eats all the fish in her house, zero fucks given.

" how the flying mother fuck did you get in my house?"

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

"ugh whatever anyways why the fuck did you come hear in the first fucking place?"

[vidmova-blog]

"I got bored, I thought this was someone else's house and I came in."

     Angry shark noises.

"And now I'm fuckin' stuck here."

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

Casually eats all the fish in her house, zero fucks given.

" how the flying mother fuck did you get in my house?"

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

"well next time I am going to shut it better and GET THE HELL OFF MY COUCH I JUST GOT IT CLEANED!!!"

[vidmova-blog]

"I ain't fuckin' dirty, I ain't gonna ruin it!"

     Like he could move, anyway-

[bitchsharkarchive-deactivated20]

Casually eats all the fish in her house, zero fucks given.

" how the flying mother fuck did you get in my house?"

[vidmova-blog]

"..You left the back door open."

     Samekichi, the entire couch doesn't belong to you. Asshole.

[quotasia]

Do old scars ever stop hurting?

Stephen King, The Shining  (via ac-ru)