everyone on cundtok going absolutely crazy for this new book
taylor price
Peter Solarz
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Today's Document

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Origami Around
Stranger Things
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
dirt enthusiast

pixel skylines
YOU ARE THE REASON

Kaledo Art
Acquired Stardust
occasionally subtle

JVL
wallacepolsom
Three Goblin Art
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
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@vidsie
everyone on cundtok going absolutely crazy for this new book
- Secrets Post #065, March 20th, 2009
15 years of Vidsie
imagine a world where vidcund is bald
If they don't include this exchange from the original novel in the next Dune movie I'm gonna boycott it:
Let the boycott begin.
He's so real
vi…vi…
sims 4 landlord pack that comes with the cringe trait
gotta spend all my hard earned cundollars on this pack so i can create a truly accurate cund
I CAUGHT A LEGENDARY POKEMON !!!!!!!!!!
cunduck
- Secrets Post #065, March 20th, 2009
Vidcund Curious Lookbook
i tried angels and nurses stuff
T H E A L M I G H T Y V I D C U N D
let it be known that the most offensive thing about this mod is that chris hatch changed loads of words in sims 2 to their br*tish spellings.
i can excuse being a creep but i draw the line at being br*tish 🇬🇧🖕😡
i tried angels and nurses stuff
T H E A L M I G H T Y V I D C U N D
remember that one post I did about having a vidcund bodypillow?
I'm actually serious lmao it arrived 😭
ITS FULL BODY TOO BTW 😭
(and yes also if anyone is wondering, this has a backside but we don't talk about that here)
i have been outcunded
I saw Vidcund Curious at a grocery store in Strangetown yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
I really don’t understand the people who say Vidcund is ugly. I may not be attracted to men, but I can recognize when one is aesthetically pleasing, and Vidcund is truly the most handsome man I’ve ever laid my eyes on.
“He’s just pixels” you may say, but no man of flesh and blood and of woman born could ever look this perfect, have such chiseled features, such fine cheekbones, such a divine taste in fashion and such healthy, shiny hair.
Vidcund is only Kitty Curious’s son in a spiritual sense, for such a beauty could never have arisen from the cold, unforgiving genetic lottery that determines what every human being will look like. He is the spawn of none other than the Watcher. He wants to get abducted by aliens because he knows of the divine mission that was given to him before he even came into this world : he will father the alien savior of Simkind, who will emerge from the darkness that EA has created and deliver us all, Sims and non-virtual humans alike, from the curse of The Sims 4.
For yes, there is is, friends, the ugly truth ! The Sims 4 is a tool of Satan. It has been designed to destroy us. Once your eye has been trained to spot the disturbing oddities proving that each and every “recreation of a Sims 2 premade” in the Sims 4 is a Satanic clone, you slowly begin to realize the truth. This video will show you the proof that TS4 is a conspiracy, and the people behind it are trying to prevent the prophecy from being fulfilled. They are fools, for Vidcund will rise, no matter what.
BARS