Buy my fucking mixtape

[tyrannosaurus-nexx-deactivated2]

Bears are so fucked up because they weigh more than a Chevy suburban but they can move silently, climb trees, swim, run at like 100 miles an hour, and they're bulletproof. Shoulda domesticated bears instead of horses

[ccczzxnnxx]

[parabins]

wtf is overwatch

[thewickedavatar]

[kjuche-deactivated20211023]

wow you're so good at conversation king 😍😍 say haha again

[shitty-fallout-art]

im almost afraid to click on this video knowing that the sierra madre martini is canonically made out of stale potato chips and rat poison and looks like this in game

[valtsv]

whoever came up with strapping a dagger to your upper thigh knew exactly what they were doing. they weren’t thinking about self defence.

[spongebobfreezeframes]

“Not lame!”

[valtsv]

my main goal is to disappear mysteriously after last being heard from exploring a mostly unmapped trail or cave system and be presumed dead after my body is never recovered despite extensive searching

[valtsv]

AND THEN ACT LIKE I DON'T KNOW NOBODY

[valtsv]

[pancakeke]

[lindleland]

The more you know about TF2 lore the funnier this gets.

[pancakeke]

I was bandwagoning the meme pls share lore

[kaban-bang]

[catrinecat]

Why the fuck did god do that? Does he care about Scout that much??

[jerrysbaitshop-deactivated20200]

Oh you didn’t read the part where’s Scout is supposedly a sex god and God almost destroys Earth after learning he died a virgin?

[lindleland]

The more you know about TF2 the wilder it gets and I honestly cannot recommend reading the comics enough.

[trashmousejrt]

Can we have this scene with Overwatch but Junkrat is the gift from God

[pancakeke]

no

[kirboob]

Also not mentioned: Scouts “SEX BOM” tattoo of Tom Jones, to show his devotion:

[mens-rights-activia]

[danstillcreates]

I made a very short ytp sort of thing (I’ve never done that before).

[bunnie-blogging]

I’VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT, SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG  TOOKMY FUCKING DICK. HE SAID MYDICK WAS HISDICK AND I SAID WO0OW. HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE HHH HHH ʰʰʰ ᴡᴀʟɴᴜᴛ AND GUESS WHAT I’M GONNA FUOUF I’M GONNA PIPP I’M GONNA LOOK AT THAT BABY. SHHUHSH. SHSH. SH. sʜ. ᴮᴬᴮʸ. N̴̦͉̔̉͜O̴̙͆̅̽̌Ẉ̸̾́ ̴̲̝̥̀͆G̶̡̛̹̞͗E̷̢̩̰̹̎͌T̴̲̬̆̿̅̚ ̴͓̈́̾͊̏O̵͉͐̚U̷͓͎̿T̸̗̮̪̈́̄̑̽ ̴̜̙̯͕̐̌̒O̵̘̟͋́͜͜F̵̨̃̈́ ̷̯͋̌̍M̷̪̽͒Ÿ̵̯̲̲́̃̏ ̴̧͕̘̞̓F̴̻͗͛͑Ű̷͍̺̥̐Ć̷̢Ķ̸͉̪̭͆̐̆̆I̷̱͇̝͑̈́́ͅN̷̟̅G̷͕͔̗̐ ̵̥̪̗͆S̷̢̼̰̓̍̈́I̴͕̿̑̚G̴̬̳̓͊̊H̸̠̳̬͑T̸̜̜͖̩̔̅͊̔ THAT’S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SOUP. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, SOUP ON THE MOON!

[egberts]

can't stop thinking about this sick ink.....................

[bipeterparker]

new meme template

[bipeterparker]

[nugget-of-a-chicken]

I’ll fucking kill you

[kemonos]

me searching, anxiously, for what I know is there 

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[oldtumblhurgoyf]

[rymonaflowers]

Your computer single handedly caused global warming in a matter of seconds

[minecraft-kelp]

for fucks sake turn your minecraft shaders OFF you’re gonna get us all KILLED

[bobacupcake]

dont worry everyone i got this

[plaidos]

looks like i’m going to have to skip the new Animal Crossing folks

[pseudomantis]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[jayywesst]

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much