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Where: Memento Mori Funeral Parlor Who: @vikfontaine
The funeral parlor always smelled of flowers and old furniture, a smell that once set Amelia on edge but now felt familiar as she walked into Memento Mori. It was quiet, blessedly so, but that also meant she’d have to find Viktor on her own. A quick glance into each of the rooms proved them to be empty, and though she wasn’t allowed in the back offices she made her way there anyway. An older woman down the hall proved that the place wasn’t, in fact, abandoned, and Amelia gave a tight-lipped smile at Mackenzie as she asked where Viktor was. With a gesture the two women parted again, and Amelia gave a courtesy knock to his door before entering, letting it close with a click behind her.
“Your entrails didn’t do what we expected,” she said in lieu of a greeting, leaning against the door and sighing. “Instead of expanding they shriveled up, which wouldn’t be great to use on something living. Did you give me legitimate roadkill, or did it only look like roadkill?” Perhaps she was talking a bit quickly, and Amelia paused to catch her breath before continuing, “Also hello. Raise any dead today, Vik? Cause any more trouble?”
Viktor was becoming accustomed to these interruptions.
The click of the door behind her, much like the knock that had preceded it, failed to entice his attention from the morgue report he was hunched over, dark eyes fixed upon the paperwork with unshifting concentration, if the faint furrow that had formed upon his brow was any indication. “Generally,” he spoke after a long moment in which it seemed he might not have heard her at all, his voice soft and rough with disuse, “My subjects aren’t living.”
It had been a quiet morning.
The faintest scrunch of his nose followed as Viktor slid the morgue report away from him, spine uncurling as he glanced up from his pages of neat, precise writing to regard Amelia thoughtfully, blinking with the owlish bemusement of someone who might not have entirely realised socialisation would be required of him today. “Hello Amelia,” his eyes darted from her to Bentley, perched high upon the bookshelf over her shoulder and staring with lamplike fixation on the bounce of her long hair and back again. His own curiosity, equally intense if not slightly further afield, got the better of him. “What do you imagine something that only looks like roadkill might be?”
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Cassandra eyed Viktor wearily, the fervor behind his words casting long shadows over her expression. The undertaker’s relationship with death was markedly more intense than her own, and though she’d long since surrendered herself over to the pitfalls of her banshee nature, a darkling she was not. Death no longer intrigued her, not when it’d spent a lifetime looming in the shadows of her world, taunting, a beast with sharp teeth and far-reaching claws. She would entertain it with showy displays, glittery tributes, and the occasional reach into the great beyond for the sake of a satisfied customer, careful never to let herself be pulled under. But anything more was asking for trouble. Viktor could keep his violent revolutions and then loot what was left in Death’s bloody wake; she knew better than to play with dead things.
“Oh, Viktor…” she tsked, leaning in to tuck the strand of hair behind his ear like a finicky mother. An elegant flick of her wrist spurred the cards to action and they flew in in sudden synchronicity, arcing out across the space between them. Suspended in mid-air, they began to shuffle themselves. “One day you’re going to look Death straight in the eye, and you won’t like what’s looking back at you.”
The cards settled back onto the wooden table, cut into two decks. With slow deliberateness Cassandra began fanning them out, facedown, into a set of dual arches. Her hand brushed up against their familiar, smooth edges, wading through a sea of differing energies that swirled all around her, calling out her name in the faintest of whispers. They pulled and tugged from every direction and Cassandra’s eyes fluttered to a close, her senses descending on the spread of cards laid out before her. Vampires. What do you suppose it means?
Grudgingly, she leaned into the centuries old magic clinging to her fingertips and listened as their echoes traced out the beginnings of yet another story she’d been condemned to tell. A tug on her wrist brought Cassandra’s hand to a stop. She opened her eyes to find it hovering over a card. With a sharp intake of breath, she turned it over. “… The Tower…”
She peered into the card’s face, an uneasy dread washing over her. A high spire consumed in fire; a massive lightning bolt striking the top of the tower; people flinging themselves out windows. Torment. Destruction. It seemed it was to be Viktor’s lucky day, after all. “… There’s been a sudden disruption to the established order of things. An upset of some kind. It’s left the vampires reeling. They’ve – they’ve been exposed. The Council… they’re scrambling to pick up the pieces but even they were built on shaky foundations and now the cracks are starting to show.” Cassandra lifted her hand up off the card, lips thinning at the sight of the little figures jumping to their deaths. “The vampires are the roll of thunder to herald the coming storm. The crash before the burn. They’re only the beginning. Destruction will soon follow. Chaos. Everything must fall before we can rebuild… and everything will.”
Viktor had always been such a troubled little thing. From the gangly boy who’d haunted the shadowy halls of the Fontaine family home, besmirching that fine family name with his fascination with the dark to the teenager who’d set fire to his family reputation and been spat out into the world at large with the label of necromancer plastered across his name.
Oh, how ashamed his parents had been, how quickly they had distanced themselves from their monster of a son and how swiftly the rest of his family had followed suit. Loneliness had been the only friend he’d known for so long that Viktor had begun to wonder if it simply wasn’t his lot in life to be misunderstood. He had been looking Death in the eye since the moment he was tall enough to see his own reflection in the bathroom vanity. It looked an awful lot like him.
Still. No need to go distracting Cassandra from her reading.
His smile broadened, veering from unsettling into outright eerie as he watched the dance of cards between her fingers with the fascination he usually reserved for the dead. He loved magic in every single one of its forms, the more elusive the better, and prophecy was an art that he’d never been able to get a grip upon.
Exposed. His head tilted curiously, considering every aspect of that very particular word as he rocked forward in his chair, eyes pinned to the spire that dominated the card in question: a menacing obelisk at the centre of a storm. “Very curious,” he hummed happily aloud, fingers hitched on the edge of the table as if resisting the urge to spider towards the card itself, “What more do you see? Is it the vampires who bring destruction or is it—”
Rumors, rumors, rumors. He shouldn’t talk out of school. “Is it something else?”
Theodard Fontaine would roll in his grave if he heard his great-great-great-great-grandson ever so much as mention that word but it slid off his tongue with the kind of reverence that suggested Viktor would revel in the prospect. “I had heard this very peculiar rumour that Scourers had been reported in action again.” His fingers wiggled erratically. “What do the cards say to that?”
Viktor (any one you wanna do)
What you/they like best about them
Oh, well Viktor’s one of my dearest friends! He’s a strange sort of creature, but perfectly decent company. He might not be much of a talker but what he lacks in the gossip department he more than makes up for by just listening, no matter how silly or irrelevant the topic might be. I wasn’t much used to people actually listening, much less caring about what I had to say before I took this job, and Viktor was one of the first people who ever lent me his ear and let me be heard on my own terms. I think you’ll find he’s a good soul once you scrape past all the frost and the rot.
What you/they hate most about them
Well, darling, sometimes he can’t help but smell like a decomposing corpse now can he? But I’ve worked it out. I borrowed a little from our company funds to invest in some well-needed incense sticks (23 different varieties!) and I went to a No-Maj dollar tree to buy these cute little car air fresheners that were shaped like skulls. Then I lied and told him they were talismans to attract death so now he keeps at least two on his person at all times. Win-win.
What you/they’d like to say to them
You are a beautiful monster and you shouldn’t ever forget it. Never let the world tell you who you are.
Also, stop taking my chicken empanadillas from the break room fridge, you animal. The cards ratted you out.
A strange fact you/they know about them
He’s left Mac and I very specific instructions for what to do with his body and his mortuary should he happen to die before us. It’s sixteen pages long with an index. Can’t say I’ve read it in his entirety, though. There was one subsection titled A Risk-Benefit Analysis of Cryogenic Freezing in the Case of Decapitation and I had to just sit down.
Your/their best memory of them
Office supply shopping! It was right after we’d locked down the locale for Memento Mori and were ready to open up shop. So, we hit up the French Quarter’s shopping district and got down to business.
Boutique Du Vampyre, Reverend Zombie’s House of Voodoo, The Starry Prophesier, Cobb and Webb’s – we cleaned house. We even got to try out caskets together at Moribund’s! The owner seemed to forget we were in them, though, and he shut them close on us for longer than I would’ve liked even after I started screaming… but it turned out fine! We got a discount for all our trouble. Anyway, my favorite memory of Viktor will always be of the two of us sitting outside Beezlebub’s Bayou with our plates of gumbo, surrounded by shopping bags and wearing matching purple top hats with ostrich feathers that we’d bought three stores down.
♫ viktor
Danger and Dread — Brown Bird
I’ve heard you wake up cryin’ from the evils lyin’ under our bedYou say there’s no use tryin’ to protect you from the danger and dreadThough this world is made of fearsome beasts that bark and biteWe were born to put these creatures through one hell of a fightMay we feast upon the flesh of any fever that befalls you tonight
The Mystic — Adam Jensen
Got a head full of spidersAnd a heart that isn’t hereIn a room full of liarsAll my demons reappear
Window — Bonefield
Footsteps are getting louder in the streetsthe ground is shaking under my feet I hope it’s not too late to say how sorry I amOh I can feel the rope around my neck
Down the Burning Ropes — James Vincent McMorrow
You know what some might sayThat people get too recklessThat even with the simplest of crimesThey leave, blood behind,As I clean the knife for the very last timeI think she knows, I think she knowsOh my God, I think she knows
Street Spirit (Fade Out) — Radiohead
Cracked eggs, dead birdsScream as they fight for lifeI can feel death, can see its beady eyesAll these things into positionAll these things we’ll one day swallow wholeFade out againFade out again
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Religion wasn’t something Cassandra ever gave much thought to, at least not since the days of chafed wrists and priests being ushered into her makeshift prison ( room – her father had always insisted on calling it her room ), rosaries clutched tightly around their fingers as though it were the only thing standing between them and the chiquita endemoniada bound to the bed. No, she might not reminisce that far back anymore, not if she could help it, but something about Viktor’s unsettling aura tended to inspire some long forgotten sensibilities and it was a wonder she didn’t start reciting her Hail Marys right then and there as he pulled up a seat opposite hers.
“Ack. What have I told you about bringing your work here, hm? Now, do I ever skip over to your ghoulish little morgue burning sage and speaking in tongues?” – once, only once to sing him a Happy Birthday and it’d ended with her scampering out, screaming at the top of her lungs after something on a nearby gurney had reached out for her skirts and tugged – “Of course not! So, I’d appreciate it if you could lend me the same courtesy.” Cassandra ended this last note with an air of haughtiness, brandishing her colorful shawls like weapons and swishing them about, as though she could somehow banish all talk of formaldehyde and the lingering scent of rot from her imminent presence with enough gumption. Swish, swish.
His question stirred her to attention and Cassandra steepled her heavily adorned fingers in the space between them on the table, expression pensive. “Do use your words, Viktor. Are you asking me, the cards, or my Tibetan singing bowls? If it’s the first then I can only hazard a guess. Perhaps they simply want to get a head start on Mardi Gras this year.” Her shoulders rose in indifference. “Prices for hotel bookings are through the roof these days, you know.”
Twitchy hands scuttled back off the tables edge towards him, sinking into his lap as if scolded into submission and accompanied by the wounded droop of his lip. He’d never been particularly good at reading signs, or people, but he did have a particular gift for taking such things to heart. He watched the swoosh of her shawls swim past his vision, fanning wafts of incense in cloudy plumes directly into his face until his eyes watered and the whim that had drawn him towards the front parlour began to feel a lot more like one of his frequent fits of masochism.
“I didn’t bring any body parts with me,” this time. It may have taken a few repeated infringements for him to remember that not everyone was as fascinated by the effects of death and reanimation as he (a beating heart held proudly aloft in his hand, successfully reanimated without any of the necessary attachments oozing congealed blood treated less with wonder than high pitched shrieking).
The sullen set of his lips was foregone, however, at the far more interesting prospect of a conspiracy. Viktor loomed forward, eyes wide and fingers hinging on the edge of her table as he cut through a dismissive musing about Mardi Gras and hotels, a strand of hair drooping across his forehead utterly ignored as he continued, “The cards, of course, the cards.”
A single finger jabbed in their direction as he continued, “In certain circles they’re saying that they’re gathering in anticipation of an uprising of sorts. Can you imagine? It’s been so long since there was a proper revolution and a vampiric rebellion at that! They’ll be stacking bodies in the alleyways!”
(And if Viktor seemed more than a little enthused by the prospect, nobody could claim it wouldn’t be good for business.)
“Go on, what do they have to say about all this?”
Viktor much preferred the city by nighttime.
Away from Bourbon Street and the heart of the nightlife the streets went quiet and sleepy, silent as the grave, if he were particularly lucky. It wasn’t that Viktor craved solitude (quite the opposite) but he had found that solitude quite suited him in a way that the company of others never did. Perhaps his brain worked differently to theirs, that he could never quite seem to find the right rhythm. It was a theory he’d consider exploring if dissecting his own brain were a viable option.
Instead, he wandered and he gathered.
The heavy burlap sack that he’d hoisted over one shoulder didn’t smell the freshest, but Viktor was more than accustomed to the pungent stench of death. The roadkill within that he’d been meticulously curating to add to his collection of experiments swung absently over his shoulder as he scurried from lamp-post to lamp-post, squinting into the gutter as Bentley yeowled his displeasure every so often from where he was busily stalking him through the shadows.
Cats were such terribly jealous creatures.
“Enough of that,” he admonished the cat after a particularly offended yeowl, “You’ll shred your vocal chords and then where will we be? I had to take the last ones from a possum and now they have my photo posted behind the desk at the zoo like some common criminal and you sound like Cassandra in one of her moods.”
The sound of footsteps sent Viktor jerking around on his toes, burlap sack clasped suddenly behind his back as if he were afraid whoever it was might have designs on stealing his night’s treasures. His eyes darted nervously from the interloper’s feet towards some point over their shoulder, fingers flexing possessively around their grip on his sack. “Hu— hello. Nice evening for it, isn’t it?”
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location: memento mori funeral parlour
The cards were being fickle today, like a woolly maths professor unwilling to spare her the correct answer no matter how hard she pried. She fixed her scowl in the direction of The Magician – how he mocked her so! – and ignored the tug on her psyche, the one pulling her towards The Inner Eye. Best to keep them at a distance, at least until she had a nice bottle of scotch in front of her.
A dramatic sigh blew past Cassandra’s lips and rolled through the tightly wound knots in her shoulders as she settled back in her seat, eyes drifting to a close. The nearby record player was carving out a tune, something meditative and Tibetan to raise her psychic vibrations while incense burned freely, enveloping her in a hazy swirl of purple. My own little perfumed corner of the world, she thought fondly. That caskets were on full display not five feet away and Viktor was slicing open some poor sod’s chest cavity in the back was… inconsequential. The dead of New Orleans made for decent company; she could do worse.
She sensed their arrival before the jangle of beaded curtains being parted gave them away. Cassandra sniffed, eyes still closed. “Mm… do me a favor, corazoncito, and have some peanut butter when you get home, will you? Your aura reeks of niacin deficiency.”
"It’s probably the formaldehyde.”
Viktor had never possessed much of a talent for the art of small talk, nor was he able to determine just why, when he’d been elbow deep in some poor sod’s chest cavity not ten minutes ago, the impulse had possessed him to pass this way instead of out the back. Banshees had an uncanny way of attracting the dead and nearly-dead to their doorstep, it was only one of the reasons that Viktor had been so pleased to have Cassandra share his work space.
He wriggled his fingers, still coated in a fine sheen of powder from recently shed gloves and shuffled across the parlour to regard the spread of cards she’d been dealing with interest. Some curious developments had occurred with one of his subjects in the morgue (regeneration was a fascinating pursuit to follow) and perhaps she’d be able to shed some light upon them.
“Vampires,” he offered appropos of nothing as he settled into the seat opposite hers, avoiding eye contact in favour of the cards as his hands settled twitchily upon the tables edge, “There’s droves of them arriving in the city by the day. The French Quarter is rife with them. What do you suppose it means?”