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@viktoryskates-blog
I think I just found the best Twitter
things i wanna see: yurioâs reaction to seeing a stuffed plushie of himself lmao
bonus: yurio and his plushie celebrating his sweet sixteen bday lmao
I want Sunday afternoons with you, refusing to get out of bed. Legs entangled, laughing about everything and laughing about nothing. Laughing just because. Because we can so we will.
I want cooking breakfast with you. In the kitchen, so enamoured with one another that we burn our toast. Iâm caught between your legs as you sit on the counter and I havenât got the will to escape. But itâs okay, because weâre together. And weâre laughing again. Despite the amount of toast casualties.
I want your hugs that are so tight yet so freeing. The warmth you radiate that leaves me better in an instant, somehow. I know that my heart has a home that isnât only my chest. And you leave me better.
Unappreciated platonic relationships from Yuri on Ice:
Hiroko and Viktor: imagine Hiroko immediately accepting Viktor as her son, showing him Yuuri's baby pictures, and constantly asking about when she's going to get grandbabies
Phichit and Yuuri: best friends who are supportive and highkey protective over each other, they also have a wild college past that Yuuri mostly doesn't remember due to being incredibly drunk those nights they went out to party
Yuuri and Yurio: Yurio slowly opening up to Yuuri, realizing that he can always count on Yuuri to be discreet if he ever has something he wants to talk about
Yuuko and Yurio: Yuuko being the ultimate mom as she is, and Yurio having a strained relationship with his own mom, Yuuko basically treats Yurio like her own son, to the point where the triplets start calling Yurio "Yuri-niisan"
Mila and Yurio: Mila making it her life's work to play the role of Yurio's obnxious older sister, constantly fussing over him and always ready to throw down if Yurio ends up picking a fight with someone a lot stronger than he is (which tends to happen a lot)
Yuuri and Yuuko: Yuuko being Yuuri's first crush, but also his first friend, and they spent countless hours fawning over Viktor together as kids, to the point where Yuuko and Takeshi were genuinely surprised when they found out that Yuuri was attracted to girls, too
Mari and Yuuri: Mari being a distantly supportive older sister who knew to give Yuuri his space and let him figure things out on his own, but was always there to comfort him whenever he wanted her to
TRUTH SERUM - MY MUSE HAS TO ANSWER ANY AND ALL QUESTION REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS.
TRUTH SERUM - MY MUSE HAS TO ANSWER ANY AND ALL QUESTION REGARDLESS OF WHAT IT IS.
@yurochxka
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Now, Viktor was never one of the best at dealing with emotions.  It wasnât that he meant to be insensitive, or that he was unobservant, he just⊠didnât know what to do with them.  So, a lot of times, he would divert attention from the actual problem and pretend it didnât exist.  That wouldnât work in this instance.
Heâd thought his newly adopted charge was settling in well enough, but then he went⊠sullen.  Almost unresponsive.  Viktor couldnât read the child, and Yuri was certainly less than forthcoming about what was bothering him.  He was so young, and had lost so much already.  Viktor had to wonder if the child had the same problems talking about emotions that he had.
It was an impulse, that he was sure of, but Viktor had good luck with impulse decisions. Â Heâd seen the kitten while looking for supplies for Makkachin, and it reminded him of how much having a pet had helped him. Â So, after spending what was likely way too much, Viktor went about setting up things for the kitten in secret.
When everything was ready, Viktor quietly snuck up behind the boy, knelt down, and gently placed the kitten in Yuriâs lap. Â The way the childâs face lit up made it all worth it, and Viktor couldnât help but take advantage of the opening to wrap his arms around Yuri. Â Warm hugs couldnât be avoided.
Yuri found a large pair of arms engulfing him from behind. He turned his head to see Viktor pulling him in close. The blond held the kitten in close making sure he didnât squeeze the poor thing. Instead of what had become his usual scorn the child smiled back at him.
âVitya, the kitty is so soft, and warm and so, so cute,â The blond beamed.
The child lifted the cat up into so that itâs face was beside Viktorâs. The cream colored kitten let out a soft mew like meow as it stared back at him. He lowered it back into his lap before staring back up at him.
âCan I keep it?â He asked pleading with those large green eyes of his. âIâll take care of it and feed it and play with it and we can read books together. Please Vitya, please.~â
Viktor felt his heart melt a little at that smile, it almost distracted him from the fact that he was apparently âVityaâ now, and no longer âPapaâ for the moment.  While he wasnât especially fond of it, he knew Yuri needed to adjust on his own.  So, instead of reacting to it, he just smiled at Yuri and the kitten.  Besides, who couldnât smile at the adorable sight?
Chuckling, Viktor pulled back to sit next to Yuri, crossing his legs comfortably.  There was a small, nagging thought in his brain that told him he probably should have called Yuuri and asked him about the new pet first, but that thought was pushed away as he watched the pair.  Makkachin was older and much more mellow, she would adjust well to a kitten.  Sheâd done well enough with the larger âkittenâ so far.
âOf course, Yurochka.â Â Viktor reached out, ruffling the childâs hair gently. Â âI brought it home for you. Â Pets help when things arenât so great. Â But.â Â Viktor held up his hand, being serious despite his smile. Â âYou will need to learn to care for it, Yuuri and I will only help so much.â
SEND đŽ TO CATCH MY MUSE ASLEEP IN YOUR MUSES BED
Yuri on Ice from Yakovâs perspective
Banquet:
 - Yuri donât let yourself get baited into a dance batt- I SAID DONâT GET BAITED INTO A DANCE BATTLE! GODDAMNIT YOUâRE SUPPOSED TO BE MEETING SPONSERS!
-Â Victor! Mila! Stop encouraging them! AND STOP TAKING PICTURES
-Â Victor youâre not even drunk! STOP DANCING WITH THE SLOPPY DRUNK
-Â Why is there a stripper pole in here? Why is this allowed to get out of hand? WHERE THE HELL ARE CHRIS AND THIS DRUNKâS COACHES?!?
-Â Victor! DONâT LET DRUNKS HUMP YOU IN FRONT OF SPONSERS! NO, YOU CANâT TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS ROOM! I DONâT CARE IF YOU THINK YOUâRE IN LOVE HEâS DRUNK AND YOUâRE AN IDIOT! IâLL TAKE HIM BACK TO HIS ROOM BEFORE YOU MAKE ANY MORE BAD DECISIONS.
- *sends Celestino a strongly worded email about keeping an eye on his pupils in the future the next morning*
Episode One
- Victor stop. Stop pining. You arenât in love. No I donât believe in love at first sight and I certainly donât believe in love at first drunken humping. Youâre right Iâm not taking this seriously. He hasnât contacted you because he was DRUNK OUT OF HIS MIND! Did you see how much booze he downed? Itâs a wonder he didnât die of alcohol poisoning. Just stfu and skate.
- Victor no. Itâs not a message. Victor no! Donât give up your career for an ill-advised booty call! UGH if I canât stop you just make sure our Yuri doesnât find out where you went.
Episode Two
- WHY ARE YOU IN JAPAN TOO YURI! I COULDNâT STOP VICTOR MAKING AN ILL-ADVISED BOOTY CALL BUT YOU ARE TOO YOUNG TO BE ATTEMPTING THAT! YEAH SURE YOUâRE NOT THERE FOR THAT IâVE SEEN YOUR ROOM! âŠNO ONE HAS 30 POSTERS OF SOMEONE IN THEIR ROOM BECAUSE THEY âHATE THEM JUST SO MUCHâ YOUâRE FOOLING NO ONE KID!
Episode Three
- OMFG did you really give him a program about the night he got sloppy drunk and you turned into even a bigger moron? Youâre going to put me into an early grave.
Episode Four
- MILA! STOP POKING THE SMOL ANGRY CHILD! HIS SCREECHING HURTS MY EARS!
- Wait, why the hell do I have to go live with my ex-wife and the angsty teen? I donât want to have to listen to a list of my failures or a catalogue of all the ways Drunk Yuri is the worst especially as it tends to devolve into âstupid pig, how dare he be so good lookingâ.
Episode Five
- Victor stop trying to pretend this isnât an elaborate booty call. This is not how coaching works.
Episode Six
- I have the living legend who gave it all up to be a pretend coach in order to get with a sloppy drunk, a sadist of a female skater who stirs up trouble on purpose, an angsty teen who canât tell the difference between having a crush and hating someone and an emo skater who is far too old to be as emo as he is. Kill me now.
Episode Seven
- Maybe I was giving Victor a disservice. His student is actually doing quite well and maybe they are taking it seriously and HOLY FUCK NEVERMIND JUST KISS YOUR STUDENT IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD VICTOR YOU ASSHAT
Episode Eight
- Yuri has calmed down and Iâm just going to ignore Victor. Yep thatâll work OMFG did you HAVE TO KISS HIS FUCKING SKATE?!? THIS IS WHY YOU WERENâT ALLOWED TO TAKE HIM BACK TO THE HOTEL ROOM! YOU HAVE NO CHILL!
- You want me to what? Be his coach? WellâŠonly because I like Maccachin.
Episode Nine
- Youâre alright actually, I hereby allow you the name Japanese Yuri instead of Drunk Yuri. You may be the only sane person I know surprisingly. I still am going to tell you off for fucking up though.
- âŠ.I take it all back. WTF was up with all the hugging.
Episode Ten
- âŠThey got engaged. Victor really is going to marry himâŠ.Iâm not even surprised at this point. Fine. Keep him Japanese Yuri. Heâs a pain in the ass anyway.
Episode Eleven
- Â YES! I AM A PROUD DAD/COACH! HAPPIEST IâVE BEEN THIS WHOLE YEAR
Episode Twelve
-Â WTF? Youâre coming back now? Idek whatâs going on anymore.
- Well done Yuri! Iâm so proud of you for winning gold!
- âŠThey are doing a super romantic pairs skate because of course they are.
- Okay so Victor is coming back to Russia to train coolâŠ.wait what do you mean youâre still going to coach Japanese Yuri? WTF? HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK? WTF NO.
Post Episode Twelve
- STOP FLIRTING IN THE RINK! WHY GOD WHY AM I BEING PUNISHED?
- STOP GROPING HIM VICTOR THERE ARE CHILDREN PRESENT
- Â YURI P STOP THROWING THINGS EVERY TIME THEY FLIRT
- Â I HATE ALL OF MY CHILDREN SO MUCH.
- YOUâRE ALL THE REASON I HAVE NO HAIR
Pray for Yakov
Heâs fragile.
( Based off [this post] )
What if Viktor got Makkachin so heâd have a companion to come home to ;__;
popular text posts + ask memes ( part three )
â iâm just an asshole with feelings â â if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off, i will do the same thing to your head â â my secret talent is getting tired without doing anything â â i want tattoos and emotional stability â â i would just like to publicly announce that i have no idea what iâm doing â â i love when people shut the fuck up â â hi iâm a hopeless romantic with serious trust issues nice to meet you â â marry someone who looks at you the way you look at dogs â â i want a tattoo of a ufo on my ass to represent how itâs out of this world â â you ever see something and are like â iâm so glad i donât even know what that means â â â lie in my bed. show me your favorite music. kiss my neck. â â my kink is not opening messages and pretending theyâre not there â â i hate being tickled. i do not think it is cute, i do not think it is funny. i will kick you in the fucking face. â â iâll always have a soft spot for you â â donât talk to me or my 78 insecurities ever again â â mentally crafting incredibly angry speeches that i will never say to all the people i hate is my favorite hobby â â my kink is when people admit i was right â â protecting your own happiness isnât selfish. you deserve every ounce of happiness. â â iâve never said one coherent thing in my life â â how can i be ready for the future when iâm not even ready to get up in the morning â â never throw me anything unless youâre okay with dropping it â â please donât make me think about my life â â have you ever met the human version of a headache â â my personality is 30% of the last movie i watched â â i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober â â today iâm wearing a lovely shade of i slept like shit so donât piss me off â â why canât i just plug myself into a charger â â i have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life â â i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet â â i canât tell if iâm really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice â â me? a jealous hoe? absolutely. â â weâre gonna be weird adults â â wait no hug me more â â are we gonna fucking hold hands tonight or what bitch â â does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily? â â apparently âspiteâ is not an âappropriate answerâ to âwhat motivates you?â â â we, as a community, should go to bed â â white lips, pale face, i hate the entire human race â â no offense but what the fuck am i doing â â thereâs a special place in hell reserved just for me â itâs called the throne â â i might be short but youâre still beneath me â â if i have a crush on you, iâm so sorry â â the human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them â â well this social situation isnât going the way i acted it out in the shower â â i!!!!!!!!!! hate!!!!!!!!!! being!!!!!!!!!! left!!!!!!!!!! out!!!!!!!!!! â â iâm honestly so clingy and detached at the same time â â i think part of growing up is understanding song lyrics â â how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me) â â hi, iâm here to ruin everything â â college is like looking both ways before you cross the street and then getting hit by an airplane â â and then satan said, âhere, have feelingsâ â â it is i, your local asshole â â youâre about as irrelevant as mean girls 2 â â shout out⊠just in general. iâm just shouting. â â get your heart broken so your art improves â â iâm so tired, but i always find the energy to sin â
occasionalrpmemes:
RPers, please reblog this if youâre ok with para responses that donât include dialogue.
       Often it seems like an expectation that dialogue will be exchanged in every para response, but sometimes characters are nonverbal, or donât have anything to say, or are in a situation that would make talking impractical. If the writer puts enough attention into describing their actions, though, thereâs still plenty to respond to even without dialogue.        Non-dialogue responses are not âgoing nowhere.â Non-dialogue responses are not âfiller.â Non-dialogue responses are not non-responses.
@yurochxka
continued from here
Now, Viktor was never one of the best at dealing with emotions. Â It wasnât that he meant to be insensitive, or that he was unobservant, he just... didnât know what to do with them. Â So, a lot of times, he would divert attention from the actual problem and pretend it didnât exist. Â That wouldnât work in this instance.
Heâd thought his newly adopted charge was settling in well enough, but then he went... sullen. Â Almost unresponsive. Â Viktor couldnât read the child, and Yuri was certainly less than forthcoming about what was bothering him. Â He was so young, and had lost so much already. Â Viktor had to wonder if the child had the same problems talking about emotions that he had.
It was an impulse, that he was sure of, but Viktor had good luck with impulse decisions. Â Heâd seen the kitten while looking for supplies for Makkachin, and it reminded him of how much having a pet had helped him. Â So, after spending what was likely way too much, Viktor went about setting up things for the kitten in secret.
When everything was ready, Viktor quietly snuck up behind the boy, knelt down, and gently placed the kitten in Yuriâs lap. Â The way the childâs face lit up made it all worth it, and Viktor couldnât help but take advantage of the opening to wrap his arms around Yuri. Â Warm hugs couldnât be avoided.
Hey, YoI crew, if you have a problem choosing Viktorâs next free skate music, I kinda sorted it out for you B)
Turn the subtitles on. Warning: contains F bombs.