Vintage Comics Thirst

Gratuitous SFW hornyness in vintage comic book panels.

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Mission Statement

This blog celebrates gratuitous and unnecessary near-nudity, implied nudity, cheesecake, fanservice, horniness, sexiness, sexualization, and pervy-ness in vintage comic book panels.

I do not bother with spoiler warnings. The comics being posted here are over 30 years old.

This is affectionate parody, I love all comics being cited.

This is not technically an X-Men blog, but that's what I'm currently crawling through so its what you're mostly gonna get.

My other (less focused) blog is @westchester-mystery-house

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not a question but Rogue spends all of Uncanny X-Men 185 in a bikini so maybe look over there for content

You are correct!

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Excalibur #33, Ron Wagner

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Having just recently reread the Outback period of Uncanny X-Men, I hope and expect the new series to confirm my headcanon that “everybody was doing it”

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3 times comic artists were real horny on main for Clint Barton

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There’s really no particular reason for her to be in her underwear in this scene.

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Oh but they do, Sharon! Remember that time Shaw went into a fight in, like, just speedos and a scarf?

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Uncanny X-Men #245, Rob Liefeld

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Uncanny X-Men #245, Rob Liefeld

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Uncanny X-Men #259, Marc Silvestri

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Beast warming up the female X-Men after Iceman leaves ‘em cold. I bet Hank and Bobby have been pulling this since their Coffee A Go-Go days..

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Just when you think she’s gone for good… ZRAKK!

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The Inferno outfits provide less and less covering every panel they appear in.

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That time Dazzler got Storm up on stage to dance with a male stripper.

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Every panel involving the Goblyn Queen is fan service, really.

(uncanny x-men #238, Marc Silvestri)

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Draw me like one of your French girls, Peter

(uncanny X-men #240, Marc Silvestri)

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Uncanny X-men #239, Marc Silvestri