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is there anything that makes me feel gayer than pop girl groups? the answer is no

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think about it, confident sexy women mostly singing about how great women are and the rest are about how disappointing men are? and the whole idea of a girl group is centered around healthy, supportive relationships between women?

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me at the start of high school: *watches all the kids who are out nervously, wonders what'd be like to be best friends with them, stays away from anything "gay"* oh no I'm not like THAT me now: if I am not wearing at least six different pride pins then I will explode and die

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so my mom got us a single person paddle board and my first act was to grab the most ornate candelabra I could find, light it, and then paddle around on the lake after it got dark out singing along to phantom of the opera

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every year at Halloween I get one of those mugs with the cake inside from target and every year I just use it 24/7 bc who wouldn’t use a mug shaped like a cauldron in july

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update: my brother brOKE MY MUG AND I AM VERY SAD

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the day I master winged liner is the day ascend my mortal form and obliterate every rude customer I've ever met in retail

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peak aesthetic: boy in a private school uniform day drinking margaritas as he watches his brother duke it out w/ his time traveling hit man coworker