Slight Foxing

They named me Decker. Until recently, I was just a set of cards. Everyone wants to know how I came to life but I'm not sticking around long enough for anyone to know. Shield is no more so I'm making my own way now. (Multi-RP Independent blog for a personified version of Phil Coulson's card collection.)

[themedaskmemes]

THEME: BILLY JOEL

“But then if you’re so smart tell me, why are you still so afraid?”

“Where’s the fire, what’s the hurry about?”

"You can get what you want, or you can just get old.”

“You can’t be everything you want to be before your time.”

“You’re so ahead of yourself that you forgot what you need.”

“Though you can see when you’re wrong, you know you can’t always see when you’re right.”

“But don’t you know that only fools are satisfied?”

"Dream on, but don’t imagine they’ll all come true.”

“You can make me free.”

“Don’t you know my only real moments are the ones I spend with you?”

“Where do I go from here?”

"Despite all the truth that’s been thrown in my face, I just can’t get you out of my mind.”

“Only the good die young.”

“You might have heard I run with a dangerous crowd.”

“Sinners are much more fun…”

“But I would never do you wrong.”

“There’s nothing that I wouldn’t do.”

“You ain’t seen nothing like me yet.”

“I could make you happy, make your dreams come true.”

“I know we got to work real hard, maybe even for the rest of our lives.”

“I want to try to make the world brand new.”

“Now I know you’re the one I needed.”

“And I may lose the battle, but you’re giving me the will to try.”

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" can you move? does it hurt? "

“I can move and it’s not too bad.” Decker answered warily. He had no idea who this stranger was.

[elwinioxrph]

Send my muse the word ‘lust’ and my muse will reveal a naughty thought they’ve had about your muse.

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[text]:I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text: Anna Banana] Oh boy. I will try to avoid looking down your dress when I’m on the stage singing at the reception. Save me a dance, okay?

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[text > > DECKER] I won’t be wearing a bra, Decker. [text > > DECKER] The entire point is to have you look down my dress. [text > > DECKER]  And, really, do you even have to ask?

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[text: Anna Banana] .... [text: Anna Banana] Oh wow. [text: Anna Banana] Well then. Count on me ogling you shamelessly. [text: Anna Banana] I’m looking toward to dancing with you.

[vintagedeck-archive-blog]

A reminder that you are amazing and wonderful and I wish you the best of luck <3

//Whaaaa?! Thanks, whoever you are!

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[text]:I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text: Anna Banana] Oh boy. I will try to avoid looking down your dress when I’m on the stage singing at the reception. Save me a dance, okay?

[vintagedeck-archive-blog]

[text]:You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party.

[text: Chair] I told you not to let the guys in the band give me vodka. That is Exhibit A right there.

[musingmemes]

injured memes

“ oh my god what happened? ”

“ you’re bleeding! why are you bleeding? ”

“ who did this to you? ”

“ that’s… a lot of blood ”

“ i think… it’s broken ”

“ can you move? does it hurt? ”

“ we need to get you to a hospital ”

“ what are you talking about? this is not just a scratch ”

“ it’s just a scratch ”

“ it’s nothing, i’m totally fine ”

“ that’s not supposed to bend that way ”

“ what the hell did you do? ”

“ don’t you pass out on me ”

“ i’m just so tired ”

“ hey, whoa, you alright there? ”

“ i just need to sit down for a minute ”

“ let me carry you ”

“ it won’t stop bleeding! ”

“ you’re gonna be just fine, i promise ”

“ hey! i said stay awake! ”

“ tell me what hurts ”

“ does it hurt when i do this? ”

“ ow! that hurts! ”

“ i’m fine, i can walk, just give me a minute ”

“ it was an accident ”

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Texts from Last Night inspired text starters [nsfw and sfw]

[text]: I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.

[text]: I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS

[text]: We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out

[text]: I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.

[text]: two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.

[text]: I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass

[text]: Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.

[text]: According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.

[text]: You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party

[text]: I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.

[text]: What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"

[text]: Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.

[text]: YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.

[text]: Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.

[text]: I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.

[text]: I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...

[text]: You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it

[text]: I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool

[text]: I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.

[text]: Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.

[text]: A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.

[text]: OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE

[text]: Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.

[text]: Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him

[text]: I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.

[text]: I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"

[text]: Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.

[text]: I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.

[text]: Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.

[text]: I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.

[text]: When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.

[text]: Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.

[text]: i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?

[text]: That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.

[text]: I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock

[text]: I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night

[text]: Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car

[text]: I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress

[text]: Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

[text]: Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.

[text]: I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there

[text]: She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?

[text]: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.

[text]: So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together

[text]: That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.

[text]: I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that

[text]: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant

[text]: Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night

[text]: I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.

[text]: Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.

[text]: I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.

[text]: How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..

[text]: Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you

[text]: I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.

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ಠ_ಠ

If Ry doesn’t stop bending over in front of me, I can’t be held responsible for when I finally break down and grab his ass.

[archangel-dimmock]

Ry closed his eyes and leaned into the arm around him. This was rather nice and he knew he was blushing a bit more. “So are you going to do it again?” he asked cheekily.

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“I might.” Decker said in a blase voice but he allowed his hand to creep down and grab a nice handful of Ry’s behind.

[archangel-dimmock]

Instead of a squeak like the last time, Ry let out a soft purr and closed his eyes, leaning against Decker. “That feels nice…”

[vintagedeck-archive-blog]

“Does it?” Decker asked innocently, letting his head lean against Ry’s lightly. He was still a bit tentative but he was getting more confident.

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ಠ_ಠ

If Ry doesn’t stop bending over in front of me, I can’t be held responsible for when I finally break down and grab his ass.

[archangel-dimmock]

Ry closed his eyes and leaned into the arm around him. This was rather nice and he knew he was blushing a bit more. “So are you going to do it again?” he asked cheekily.

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“I might.” Decker said in a blase voice but he allowed his hand to creep down and grab a nice handful of Ry’s behind.

[vintagedeck-archive-blog]

ಠ_ಠ

If Ry doesn’t stop bending over in front of me, I can’t be held responsible for when I finally break down and grab his ass.

[vintagedeck-archive-blog]

“You’re really attractive.” Decker shrugged. “If you don’t want me to do that again, I won’t. Promise.”

[archangel-dimmock]

Ry blushed a little more and fidgeted on his feet. “Actually, I didn’t mind it,” he admitted quietly. “It felt… nice.”

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Decker blinked. That was interesting. “I see.” He mused, stepping in a little closer to Ry, allowing an arm to wrap around him.

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ಠ_ಠ

It’s not appropriate…but I wonder what she’d look like without those skirts on…

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“Beth, seriously.” He pleaded. “Just don’t.”

[libri-e-amore]

“You just don’t,” she shot back. “I know you said something, why won’t you tell me?”

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“Because it’s not appropriate!” He sighed, dragging a hand through his hair. “You’re beautiful and…sometimes I think about you.”

[libri-e-amore]

Looking up at him, she whispered “You think I’m beautiful? And you… How do you think about me, Decker? Tell me.”

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His gaze was on the ground. “I wonder what it’d be like to kiss you. Hold you. Have you be mine.”

[libri-e-amore]

Her lips trembled as she moved so that, even with his head down, he would be looking at her. “Then do it,” she whispered, pressing her lips to his.

[vintagedeck-archive-blog]

Decker could only take so much. He wrapped his arms around her, holding her close to him.

[govthookercoulson]

"Figured you'd enjoy a little peace, Pops." Decker observed wryly.

“Hey, Decker. Yes, you’d figure but after the last year or two, it just makes me more paranoid. Sad, I know.”

[govthookercoulson]

vintagedeck:

“People have to take charge for themselves. At some point, he had a choice. He chose to stay his course and become what he is. That’s what life is: choices. He just kept making bad ones and never really took responsibility for that.” He know who his father is speaking of and he’s also good friends with Skye. So he knows about Grant Ward.

“Maybe. I feel like I could have done a better job offering him another path though.” Phil admitted. “No sense lingering on what might have been I suppose.”

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“That’s the truth.” Decker said matter of factly. He crossed the room and stepped behind Phil’s desk, resting a hand on his father’s shoulder. “It’s getting late. I came to drag you to dinner.”

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ಠ_ಠ

If Ry doesn’t stop bending over in front of me, I can’t be held responsible for when I finally break down and grab his ass.

[vintagedeck-archive-blog]

“You’re really attractive.” Decker shrugged. “If you don’t want me to do that again, I won’t. Promise.”

[caitlin1996]

List of  favourite people: 85/? - Harry Connick Jr.

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ಠ_ಠ

It’s not appropriate…but I wonder what she’d look like without those skirts on…

[vintagedeck-archive-blog]

“Beth, seriously.” He pleaded. “Just don’t.”

[libri-e-amore]

“You just don’t,” she shot back. “I know you said something, why won’t you tell me?”

[vintagedeck-archive-blog]

“Because it’s not appropriate!” He sighed, dragging a hand through his hair. “You’re beautiful and…sometimes I think about you.”

[libri-e-amore]

Looking up at him, she whispered “You think I’m beautiful? And you… How do you think about me, Decker? Tell me.”

[vintagedeck-archive-blog]

His gaze was on the ground. “I wonder what it’d be like to kiss you. Hold you. Have you be mine.”