When driving at night
If you start to feel drowsy it’s best to find a motel and sleep. But keep your eyes down.
Before picking up a hitchhiker check to see if they’re wearing shoes.
Occasionally you’ll stumble across strange radio channels. Don’t listen to anything they say.
Disregard what might appear in your mirrors.
If your car is suddenly low on gas exit the vehicle immediately.
If you see someone trying to fix their car on the side of the road get out and help. But don’t ask any questions.
The contents of your trunk may vary.
If a strange fog suddenly rolls in turn on your air conditioner. It’s looking for warm objects.
You may hear strange things from your radio. Remember that you do not have a radio.
When ordering fast food always avoid the drive-through.
Sometimes people appear in your backseat. Make idle conversation and don’t antagonize them. They’re just wondering.
Focus on your lane.
Check through your phone camera if the traffic light has really turned green; spirits like to deceive you.
Never turn on the windshield wipers. Get out and clean the window manually if needed.
It is perfectly acceptable to sometimes take strange dirt roads claiming to be shortcuts. Enjoy those routes. They’re never there for long.
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