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Here for a good time and a long time

[spankerella]

Happy Lizard Fashion Day to those who celebrate.

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff states upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[sharonaparadox]

aqua-cultured‌:

grorges‌:

this is SO silly but take it. the idea just decided to eat my brain

it’s canon though - literally the first thing john mulaney did in character was curse excessively

[Images: fancomic featuring Spider-Ham and Spider-Man Noir from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse walking beside each other.

Noir: You picked a rough day to visit. Real bitter weather. Damned chill.

Ham: (stopping in surprise) Hold your horses! This universe lets you curse?

Noir: You betcha.

Ham: No bleep? No seal noises? Nothin’???

Noir: It’s real life. Sugarcoating my language in a world like this would be an in—

Ham: (so loudly the word balloon fills up nearly the whole panel) FUCK

A bonus image shows Spider-Ham swearing with symbols, to which Spider-Man Noir disbelievingly asks, “How are you making that noise with your mouth.”]

[violaceousbookwyrm]

I was watching Into the Spiderverse again and I remembered this existed and it's everything I wanted, it's perfect, it's one of my favorite fan comics of anything ever made

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[violaceousbookwyrm]

I feel like if brands and corporations are going to do collaborative marketing projects with fictional IPs, they should put some effort in. I recognize it won't change because we are in a profit-driven economy and slapping new packaging on the same product you were already producing is much cheaper than producing a new flavor, style, or product, but it still winds up feeling so much more pandering when all you've done is print a new picture on your bag and go "See! It's the thing you love! Give us money for the same product because you can look at the thing you like!"

This post is about the K-Pop Demon Hunters ramyeon.

[byjove]

*spelling words out so my knight doesn’t get too excited* I’ve been thinking of sending him on a Q-U-E-S-T to save a M-A-I-D-E-N from a D-R-A-G-O-N. He’s been a very good boy lately.

[c--you]

Eyememe!

[candyleptic]

i miss drawing so much

[ashpomme]

able’s in love so it’s cool that tyler can’t keep a shirt on his body

[ashpomme]

honey wasabi gummies 😍 @futureauthor253 owns my dude sinsir

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[tiarasnteakettles]

Time for a double giveaway! 

The first giveaway for 2018 is on - and with it, hopes for a bright and beautiful spring! The winner will receive a custom flower crown in any color or style they wish! 

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[lightsonamara]

My friend Ellen got me a Lestat cake for my birthday because I love vampires. It says “Real vampires sparkle.” - Lestat de Lioncourt, probably.

Let’s be honest here, Lestat would want allllll the Bishie sparkles.

#lestat #annerice #twilight #vampires #birthdaycake #patticakes #cake

[mothric]

no sideblogs, we chaotically cram our personal posts, aesthetic posts, and 800 hyperfixations into one blog like men

[ashpomme]

hello tumblr I’m here with charms, thanks @nightmargin (also tagging @justbecausewewander And @futureauthor253 and RACHEL I DONT REMEMBER YOUR TUMBLR because characters)

[krfbooks]

tag yourself: writers edition

[erenoa-deactivated20200929]

[kingloptr]

I REBLOGGED THIS ON NEW YEARS’ LAST YEAR AND ALL MY SENPAIS HAVE NOTICED ME