Shockwave

Indie Shockwave TFP RP blog

[slenderwave]

Soundwave. I have been looking for you.

[[That is interesting, because he does not know you.]]

[slenderwave]

[[Not this again.]]

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

::I assume Smokescreen has approached you with similar.::

[slenderwave]

Soundwave. I have been looking for you.

[[That is interesting, because he does not know you.]]

[slenderwave]

[[Go on.  He could use the amusement.]]

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

::I need to acquire Megatron’s optical ridges.::

[slenderwave]

Soundwave. I have been looking for you.

[[That is interesting, because he does not know you.]]

[slenderwave]

[[No, we are not.]]

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

::....::

::Then I have mistaken you for another.  Or perhaps not.  I never could read you.  Regardless, I have a favor to ask of you.::

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

What if we made a copy of Megatron's eyebrows, and gave him the copy? Maybe he wouldn't notice, and would let us take them. Like, maybe we could move them around while he's recharging?

I am currently attempting to enlist the aid of Soundwave.  That is a reasonable idea.

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

do you realize how ridiculous that sounds? shit, are you high, or is this normal for you?

I am sober.

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

and you need megatron's eyebrows for that? really?

They are the ultimate optical ridges.  None match them in majesty. 

[slenderwave]

Soundwave. I have been looking for you.

[[That is interesting, because he does not know you.]]

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

::I’m pretty sure we’re what you would consider ‘friends’.::

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

mm. quite. sure sounds science-y.

We’re trying to create the ultimate being here.

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

you want to clone his eyebrows? that's a little weird, even for you.

It’s for science, Shea.  Only Megatron’s optic ridges will do.

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

I could clone the optic ridges but that just doesn’t have the same level of authenticity. 

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

thanks! i... think. specimen?

“You are an example of your kind, and a very fine one.”

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

you - sighs. yeah, i guess you are.

“You are a very handsome human specimen yourself.”

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

monsternobility​

#he was so beautiful ?

“I still am.”

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

please make me not smoll- I'm the size of a tiny human right now!

“Dear sweet Primus.  You’re fired.”

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

Shockwave can make me not smoll?

“I don’t see a reason to bother with it.”

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

Can you help me steal Megatron's eyebrows? It's super important.

“And just what do you intend to do with them?”

[ask-smokescreen]

but

but

I don’t want to be stuck inside Megatron

he’s got dark energon in him and it’ll end up in me somehow and then he’ll be able to control me and he’ll make me punch myself and

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

“Then simply do not get stuck.”

[mightymegatron]

"Lord Megatron?"

Shockwave. Did Smokescreen’s plans include talking about them in plain view for me to see?

[mightymegatron]

Do enlighten me, Shockwave. For what possible, scientific reason would you need one of my optic ridges?

[violent-logic-blog-blog]

“To create the ultimate being.”

So far it consists of googly eyes.