Welcome to the weird zone

Kitchens are the best place for love making and food making

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Day 1 of my self quarantine

I don't want to get out bed but I also really want tea. Not much has changed

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It isnt even three whole months into the year and society as we know it has been threatened already. In the name of all that is holy can I please have some good news.

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"New year new me"

*lays in the dirt so that what nutrition my body weakly clings to is recycled by the fungus and maggots of the wood*

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Christmas time is here, so do y'all peel you're candy canes before you eat then?

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To those of you who wad up toilet paper,

you got some serious and unchecked problems.

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I want to be free of this thing we call "responsibilities". Let me run barefoot, butt ass naked in the woods with a vodka stash so I may be free as the local cryptid I am meant to be.

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Please sir, can I have some dopamine. I can't go on without it.

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Daddy satan, can you braid my body hair?

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British people who like meat be like "take me to the..."

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can we please adopt pirate aesthetics into mainstream fashion

i wanna dress like a pirate so bad

i want sexy noblemen shirts to be a thing for both men and women

i want to wear a nice ass frock coat everywhere i go

i want straps and buckles on everything

i want amazing leather boots to parade around in

i want nice big hats with feathers and swords and flintlock pistols to show off

i just want pirate aesthetics everywhere

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Halloween must be hell for police. There are severed body parts everywhere and they keep getting more realistic.

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Me :* trying to sleep*

My ass of a brain : "what if everyone you care about leaves you tomorrow?"

Me :" I must send them a message now to make sure they know I love them all still"

The entirety of my contacts :" bruh its 4:30am go the fuck to sleep you absolute twank"

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"Sorry for spitting Kombucha on you"

- A friend

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You could say I am a bit of a state

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Yes, drink the Bubby

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Hell

I walk down the stairwell, the only sounds being my own breathing and footsteps.

There are few lights for me to see but somehow I know where to step although I have never walked here before. The lights that are here exist as floating orbs in small slits of the smooth walls.

I feel a breeze just out of reach, enough for me to believe the end is around the next turn. My curiosity endless like the stairs I hurriedly walk down. Then with a single step I am there. And He is there, all I hear from silent lips is " there's cheese in the fridge."

God I love me that bagged fridge cheese.

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"God I just want to go home and eat some sexy oreos"

-One sexy trilobite