š Ā * Ā ā Ā ššššš Ā šššš Ā šš Ā ššššš. Ā (Ā sometimesĀ superĀ suggestive,Ā otherĀ timesĀ prettyĀ randomĀ andĀ ridiculous,Ā haveĀ someĀ pickĀ upĀ lines.Ā feelĀ freeĀ toĀ adjustĀ toĀ betterĀ fitĀ yourĀ muses.Ā Ā )
ā Ā do you know what would look good on you ? me.Ā ā
ā Ā if i flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head ?Ā ā
ā Ā damn, if being sexy was a crime, youād be guilty as charged.Ā ā
ā Ā your daddy must have been a baker cause you got the nicest set of buns iāve ever seen.Ā ā
ā Ā do you believe in love at first sight or should i walk by again ?Ā ā
ā Ā that outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.Ā ā
ā Ā hey, i just realized this, but you look a lot like my next boyfriend / girlfriend.Ā ā
ā Ā my dickās been feeling a little dead lately. wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth ?Ā ā
ā Ā iām like dominoās pizza. if i donāt come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.Ā ā
ā Ā hey baby, as long as i have a face, youāll have a place to sit.Ā ā
ā Ā letās have a party and invite your pants to come on down.Ā ā
ā Ā i know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.Ā ā
ā Ā thatās a nice shirt. can i talk you out of it ?Ā ā
ā Ā screw me if i am wrong, but havenāt we met before ?Ā ā
ā Ā iāve just moved you to the top of my to-do list.Ā ā
ā Ā if youāre feeling down, i can feel you up.Ā ā
ā Ā is it hot in here ? or is it just you ?Ā ā
ā Ā just to be clear, weāre both heading for the same bed tonight, right ?Ā ā
ā Ā remember my name because youāll be screaming it later.Ā ā
ā Ā i lost my keys ⦠can i check your pants ?Ā ā
ā Ā roses are red, violets are fine. you be the six, iāll be the nine.Ā ā
ā Ā was than an earthquake or did you just rock my world ?Ā ā
ā Ā apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living ?Ā ā
ā Ā iām not drunk, iām just intoxicated by you.Ā ā
ā Ā i have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. so would you smile for me ?Ā ā
ā Ā are you undressing me with your eyes ?Ā ā
ā Ā with school, i just want an a. with you, i just want to f.Ā ā
ā Ā i think i could fall madly in bed with you.Ā ā
ā Ā can i borrow a kiss ? i promise iāll give it back.Ā ā
ā Ā what is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine ?Ā ā
ā Ā i donāt think i want babies but i wouldnāt mind refining my baby-making technique with you.Ā ā
ā Ā dinner first or can we go straight for dessert ?Ā ā
ā Ā i was feeling very off today but then you turned me on.Ā ā
ā Ā iām having trouble sleeping by myself. can you sleep with me ?Ā ā
ā Ā want to save water by showering together ?Ā ā
ā Ā let only latex stand between our love.Ā ā
ā Ā if you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.Ā ā
ā Ā i hate to see you go but i love to watch you leave.Ā ā
ā Ā letās play carpenter. first, weāll get hammered, then iāll nail you.Ā ā
ā Ā sorry, that seat is taken but you can come and sit on my lap if youād like. weāll talk about whatever pops up.Ā ā