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queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise
ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x
I made this, and it's cooling right now. Just realized I accidentally ONLY did oreo bits instead of "cut with caramel".
(I'm super proud that I made this, please reblog <3)
I made another; Dad wanted it for his birthday.
Sure, here's my disorganized recipe from hell, cobbled together from various websites and experiments. I just realized that I pasted the caramel and pastry cream in the wrong order... It's easier if you make the pastry cream first and clean that pot for the caramel. I'm on mobile. Will fix.
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1 box white cake mix, using egg whites. Bake. Flip onto a wire rack.
2/3 box spice cake mix (save the rest to turn into batter later, or portion the batter and bake it on the side.) I add extra allspice. Bake in previous pan.
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Caramel Ganache (kinda):
1 cup granulated sugar
⅓ cup butter, salted or unsalted
White chocolate and hot milk ganache (pre-prepare or don't; pour hot milk over the chocolate and stir until thick but fluid consistency. Use the same method over dark chocolate to make a separate, thicker ganache for later).
Heat until fully melted and amber, without burning. People say don't stir the sugar; I don't think it matters much for a cake like this and I stir it to help it melt faster after it has started.
Add the butter pieces and stir until smooth. It's gonna look scary. Just keep going.
Add the white chocolate ganache until reaching desired consistency. This is done now. Transfer to a holding container and immediately wash your pot. Filling the pot with water and letting the leftover scuz simmer on low helps.
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Pastry Cream (it's just custard with butter, apparently) (ALSO NOTE: I never have a ton unless I make a thin tall cake, but this amount offers an appropriate texture. Maybe double this exclusively if you can make it look pretty. IMO, I'd turn this into a mousse to stabilize it, but I haven't. Spicetrekkers Walnut Espresso Blondie has a good custard->mousse setup.)
▢ 2 cups whole milk
▢ ¼ cup granulated sugar
▢ 1 large egg
▢ 2 large egg yolks
▢ ¼ cup cornstarch
▢ ⅓ cup granulated sugar
▢ 2 tablespoons unsalted butter
▢ 1 teaspoon vanilla extract (or vanilla bean, split open, to add to the milk during heating)
In a medium saucepan, combine milk and granulated sugar. Gentle simmer/steam. Do not boil.
Whisk together 1 large egg, 2 large egg yolks, ¼ cup cornstarch, and ⅓ cup granulated sugar in a mixing bowl until smooth and pale.
Slowly pour about half of the hot milk into the egg mixture in a steady stream, whisking constantly to temper the eggs and prevent curdling.
Immediately pour the tempered egg mixture back into the saucepan. Return to medium heat and whisk constantly until the mixture thickens and begins to bubble, about 2 to 3 minutes.
Remove from heat. Stir in 2 tablespoons unsalted butter and 1 teaspoon vanilla extract until fully melted and incorporated.
Transfer the pastry cream to a clean bowl. Press plastic wrap directly onto the surface to prevent a skin from forming. Refrigerate until completely chilled (can use freezer initially, if you want).
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Layer as per image. Layer as follows:
Spice cake → Caramel ganache → White cake → Plain pastry cream → Pastry cream with add-ins → Dark chocolate ganache with oreos if you want it that way → Crushed biscoff cookies
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It is very reminiscent of a typical Southern dump-cake, but if you organized it. It's fun. With work, it could be kind of classy?
If I had enough free-time, I'd change a lot about the layering. The caramel and spicecake is fantastic, but the pastry cream doesn't layer perfectly with the white cake. If it was up to future-me, I'd make round cakes, and stack the white in 2-3 layers with the caramelly cookie cream, and coat the entire thing in chocolate ganache (with a little espresso powder). This would do great with coconut and/or almond in a form of preference, too.
ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x
I made this, and it's cooling right now. Just realized I accidentally ONLY did oreo bits instead of "cut with caramel".
(I'm super proud that I made this, please reblog <3)
I made another; Dad wanted it for his birthday.
as resident babysitter i have had the privilege of seeing. whatever the fuck illumination was thinking with dort???? why is he so.
am i crazy? guys?? like the film was at best an hour-long slapstick without a character arc in sight but. but dort????????? uh?
powerful choice in voice actor. i think that's why.
something something during the window and latch speech in the beginning of the movie, Mary freely walks past a window wall-divider (free to choose which side of it she's on, but the window is still separating inside from inside, which i could ramble about later) and her door to the outside is open (fenced-in balcony, i think), but Clark was kicked out of the house he had control over and lives in what is essentially an endless swath of house without doors, windows, or rooms to speak of (furniture store). He's comfortable in the Backrooms because it changes for him despite being a place of confinement to the past. He's never had any windows or doors. He's not wired for failure; he doesn't have a choice without the right push to help him make one. Throughout the film, the only window (in the introspective sense, this time) he looks through is one to past— no validation, no new perspective, no discussion about the future. The furniture store cobbled together in the Backrooms perfectly reflects how he feels about a lot of things. Everybody says the exit is right there, but it's not. The other people in his life (like Kat) can look at him through a window that's only a wall for him. The first window he has access to appears when he's told that he doesn't have to change, that it's okay to be upset, that it was his situation against him... But by then, he was too far distorted, too lost, and Mary was too distressed to elaborate on the next step in his care to follow retrospection.
"You may have been directly responsible for your actions and state of mind, and you are, now, too. Whether or not you did the right or wrong things, you were responding to distress. Looking to the future's challenges requires an understanding of your past self, but we can't stay stuck in past-Clark. I can't save anyone unless they work with me to walk through the window. You've learned about yourself from that past. You can grow. I'm here to help you walk with me."
I think he could have been saved, with those general words... just maybe a little earlier on.
She didn't support him through those next steps. Reliving necessitates reflection, acceptance, and effortful adaptation, but during therapy, when Clark was actually right where he needs to be, getting help? Right before that important next step? He's ushered right out the door he came in through. Time was up at the wrong time. He was left stuck in the past, and becoming angrier about it.
He never found the window. His doors never brought him home.
never let it be said i dont treat my miis right
(I'm super proud that I made this, please reblog <3)
ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x
I made this, and it's cooling right now. Just realized I accidentally ONLY did oreo bits instead of "cut with caramel".
(I'm super proud that I made this, please reblog <3)
ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x
I made this, and it's cooling right now. Just realized I accidentally ONLY did oreo bits instead of "cut with caramel".
I'm not a beach person, but watching dads play with their kids makes me so happy.
movie eva stratt believes in god because it beats the alternative, even if millions of those other earth people would see her in hell for exactly how she saved the world. or something like that. definitely if she does the book stratt stuff. i think she did what needed to be done, though, y'know? it's just, like... exploding antarctica makes people kinda upset.
movie version dr ryland "I'm so upset that the thing I threw away my career for was completely incorrect in the end, because it would have justified how boldly i tore my life apart at such a young age" grace gets to hear "it doesn't matter that you were wrong; we NEED that brazen attitude to save the world", gets to carry out the most important research for the sake of all of mankind, makes friends, wants to do everything he can... Sure, he loves his students, but this is what he could have had. And he doesn't want to lose what he just got mercifully, miraculously returned to him. But he's going to anyway.
followup, "i'll do my best to make sure (that you didn't die for nothing)" to his crew.
movie version dr ryland "I'm so upset that the thing I threw away my career for was completely incorrect in the end, because it would have justified how boldly i tore my life apart at such a young age" grace gets to hear "it doesn't matter that you were wrong; we NEED that brazen attitude to save the world", gets to carry out the most important research for the sake of all of mankind, makes friends, wants to do everything he can... Sure, he loves his students, but this is what he could have had. And he doesn't want to lose what he just got mercifully, miraculously returned to him. But he's going to anyway.
she subnautica on my 2 til i find a convenient way to die
At what point is an inorganic android considered to be using a prosthesis? Because, like, what if they're just given a Different Arm that is exactly the same as the original design? Is it just when the replacement extremity is not the same make as described in the blueprint? What if the robot has multiple swappable designs or undescribed but intended "versatility"; is it when the intended materials aren't used? Like, a wooden table leg might be a prosthesis but what if you replace a gripper end with kitchen tongs that are pretty much the exact same thing?
All of my gambling and AI ads have turned into static Jurassic World mobile parkbuilder ads. I missed it so much.
My blorbo mister helldiver. i want him screaming and whimpering
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not visible but they actually happened to have almost exactly the tattoo I’m planning to get soon which i thought was neat.
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