robin

| multifandom but byler and dnp are the main ones rn | 21 | no minors pls i hornypost on here sometimes

[therealcoelacanth]

get 2 know me!

hi! i'm robin, i use they/them pronouns, i'm multifandom and am prone to switching hyperfixations rapidly. mainly for me to yap

age: 21

sexuality: queer !

main fandoms: dan and phil, byler (fuck the duffers), my chemical romance

other fandoms: hades + hades ii, the amazing digital circus, uh tons of others thing's come and go all the time with me

interests: nature esp animals, i love to write, music (favs are geese/cameron winter, big thief/adrianne lenker, japanese breakfast) film, anime, etc

hugs and kisses tumblr <3

[inkskinned]

Every day I handle more money than I will ever make. Every day.

At the start of my employment, my boss showed me videos of people stealing, and we both had a chuckle about it. How silly they were! There was a camera overhead, and it’s not to watch the shoppers. See, we can’t actually stop shoplifters. They get away with it maybe nine out of ten times. But we, who are watched and tallied and witnessed? We are always caught.

At first it was hard to hold one hundred dollars bills. An amount I had never seen before. An amount that didn’t exist in my household. It’s normal now. Here is something that is not for me.

“What the hell, I’ll take another,” says the man, pondering our 200 dollar watches. What the hell. Total comes to 580 and not even a flinch in his face. I have been working for 11 hours today and made only 110 dollars. It will go to my rent. Today I work for free, it feels. When I get my check, I will have 35 dollars left for food and saving.

The six hundreds he hands me go into the cash register. For a moment, I imagine having money. Then I put it away, counting out his change.

I know for a fact we sell our products for double what they are worth. That I could be making commission. That they could hand me those 580 dollars and change my life and not even mark the difference in their checkbooks. He’s not the only sale they make today, but I am the reason they made it. He’s not the only one spending 600 dollars, but if I hadn’t spent two hours with him telling me about his life, he wouldn’t have spent any. I go home. I don’t own a watch.

I have watched and rewatched a video on how to make salmon four ways. My shopping list is always the same. Pasta. Rice. Tuna. If I can afford butter it was a good week. I dream of the world I will never walk in, where I can throw the best fish fillet in the cart with a shrug. I hold hundreds in my hand and look up at the camera. I put them under the cash drawer.

I go to work. I scrap together my savings. I eat my bowl of rice slowly. My manager takes a paid week off from work just for his birthday. He owns a yacht. 

I’m not worth the cost of a watch.

[inkskinned]

i wrote this while i was working at orlando’s walt disney world parks.

i was part of their college program. i moved to the state for it. they legally owned the building i was living in and still charged me rent. i ostensibly was being charged to work for them. it was a 2 bedroom apartment and they placed 6 adult women in it in forced triples.

as many as one in ten disney employees have experienced homelessness while working for the company. despite huge efforts to unionize, strike, or otherwise demand fair treatment; disney has refused to increase employee quality of life.

disney admits publicly that a good portion of their success is because the employees (“cast members”) are dedicated, passionate, and selfless. this is never reflected in pay. even “face” characters (ie those that are princesses etc) make barely above a minimum wage.

at the time that i worked there, i made $8.50 an hour. at one point i was asked to create a human shield around a bag because a bomb dog had alerted to it. for eight fucking dollars an hour.

i now work a very cushy office job. i have bought the salmon and cooked it all four ways.

i go to the store. i am nice to the person behind the counter. she looks up at the camera while she counts out my change. there is nothing fundamentally different about her and i.

we are both worth more than the watch, anyway.

[corantus]

locked the fuck in get my money up

[skoomabong]

[kairithemang0-fm]

Reblog if you're transmasc, support trans men, or want a chocolate chip cookie

[therealcoelacanth]

every time i come back to this site there's some new fuckass update no one asked for

[therealcoelacanth]

it is so unfortunate that i'm not being touched right not

[therealcoelacanth]

gonna get high and watch next to normal just to feel something

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[onebadnoodle]

the cryptid high lineup so far!

who is your favorite ghoul?

[oddarette]

Experimenting with applying frutiger aero-ish aesthetics to xenomorphs. This one is inspired by frutiger green. I am also returning to my roots and doing something I used to do as a kid, which is adding “scientific” commentary to my drawings lol.

[onebadnoodle]

do you come in peace 🐄 ?

[rabbitkinglune777]

bunny boy time(he/him) 🐇⭐💜

[amazinglestowell]

that one vacation photo but make it phyuri 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[chirp-featherfowl]

if infinite monkeys on typewriters will eventually write shakespeare then surely 100 million americans with pistols will eventually successfully assassinate the us president

[100deadsaints]

i was looping three cheers again

[sadmortician]

cassie mckay sketch dump for no reason whatsoever… (i need her)

[pearl-in-vinegar]