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notafeeling

if the sides weren’t american, roman would be australian and HERES WHY:

he’d 100% wage a war on dumb flightless birds

and lose to them.

dangerous environment means he isnt weakminded… He Is Trained Against Nature Itself

would love to confuse his international friends when talking about his thongs (flip-flops)

im australian and therefore im right

notafeeling

virgils a kiwi bc he’s a cryptid and also he doesn’t exist

virg-the-badger

Now I’m imagining Roman doing that spoon biting thing he did with the Crofters but with Vegemite.

#sanders sides

princeyandanxiety

“Fairy bread is just cheap cake”

A COMPLETELY INVALID TAKE BY @johnnydora

@perxlta HELP

a-medics-paranoia

i’m almost afraid to ask but

what’s fairy bread

princeyandanxiety

Tbh it’s an in joke at this point

Anyway look it up it’s truly amazing

virg-the-badger

That is the most invalid thing I have ever heard. It’s slander upon both cake and fairy bread.

honey-sunny-bee

Headcanon that Virgil really loves candy corn and Roman hates it, and Virgil eats candy corn around Roman as much as possible

viridianmind

Roman: “For the love of Crofter’s, get that away from me!” Virgil, with a handful of candy corn: *tosses some at Roman* Roman: *unholy shriek*

drakes-hoard

Logan joins in the fun

sidewritings

Logan has quite the vindictive streak to him, not sadistic or cruel, just a burning desire for revenge. So when Princey has managed to completely disrupt his work schedule for the third day in a row, it is on.

The couch gets candy-corn patterned pillows.

There is a bowl of candy corn in almost every room in the house (he draws the line at putting anything edible in the bathroom, so he puts candy corn candles in there instead)

Logan gives Virgil seven 5lb bags of candy corn and tells him to ‘have fun’. Virgil gives him the most wicked smile and nods (Roman had made him wear Thomas’s sexy nurse costume)

Logan gives Patton a onesie with a candy corn print and says he can wear this one because it is ‘fittingly festive for the upcoming holiday’.

Logan decides that, for the purposes of revenge, he is allowed just this once to wear a novelty tie. It’s dyed in the color pattern of candy corn.

Roman comes out of his room to find candy corn everywhere, Patton in his onesie, and Logan in his tie. Virgil comes running over and dumps a bowl of the Halloween treat on his head, causing roman to give an inhuman howl and run back to his room.

Mess aside, his revenge was worth it.

honey-sunny-bee

The best addition to this post

sidewritings

^^^^^^^^^^^ *excited screeching and flailing*

novaedream

Logan and Deceit Fusion: Programming Error

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okaybirdboy

Love, Simon AU? original idea was by @petty-bitch-punk-roman ((I think that’s the right tumblr???)) Patton as Simon and Virgil and Blue!

5am-the-foxing-hour

SO ABOUT THAT ANGST WHERE VIRGIL BECOMES A DRAGON: he's cowering away from roman, who's advancing on him with his sword, and logan's behind roman, encouraging him, but patton flings himself between roman and virgil and turns to virgil. "you'd never hurt me, kiddo," he says, "because we're fam-ILY. right?" he holds a hand out and turns his head away like in how to train your dragon, and virgil leans forward. the second his nose touches patton's hand, he's a human again, and pat hugs him : )

YES!Y E S !

teacupfulofstarshine

virgil cowers against the wall, still unused to four feet, tail lashing around his legs. roman laughs valiantly, sword out, and virgil snaps his teeth at the sword but keeps his head far back. he can’t attack roman, even if roman thinks he wants to attack him. he won’t attack roman.

“there is a weakness at the neck,” logan says from behind him. “the most tactical place to strike would be there.”

roman readies his sword, and his eyes darken with concentration. “i shall slay the foul beast, logan!” he declares. virgil buries his head under his two front paws and whines.

he hears roman’s footsteps and the swish of his sword, and then -

“STOP!”

virgil opens his eyes to see patton standing between him and roman, arms outstretched. roman’s sword has stopped inches from his chest. “patton, why are you defending that creature?”

“that’s no way to talk about virgil!” patton snaps, and virgil’s heart leaps. patton recognizes him - patton knows him. against all odds, there is hope.

“that is a dragon,” logan says, matter-of-factly. “it is not virgil.”

patton rolls his eyes and turns to face virgil. he smiles, softly. “oh, kiddo. i don’t know what happened to you, but it’s okay.”

virgil growls, but not menacingly. carefully, he lifts his head.

“what are you doing, patton?” roman protests.

“you’re not gonna hurt me, are you?” patton asks. virgil shakes his head, carefully. “that’s what i thought. i know you’re scared, but it’s okay. i’m here, and everything is gonna be okay.”

“what if he hurts you?” logan demands.

“virgil won’t hurt me,” patton laughs. “he’d never hurt his fam-ILY, would you, virgil?” virgil shakes his head again. patton closes his eyes and turns his head away, still smiling, and virgil is confused until he holds his hand out, stretching towards (but not touching) virgil’s nose.

virgil remembers watching how to train your dragon, remembers relating to toothless, remembers patton booping his nose and telling him he thought he was pretty great. he stretches his nose forward, carefully pressing his snout into patton’s hand, and closes his eyes.

there’s a choking puff of black smoke, and when it clears, virgil is human again, with patton’s palm pressed against his forehead. patton turns to look and throws his arms around virgil’s neck, cheering. virgil hugs patton back, clinging to him tightly, like a life line.

“thanks, patton,” he whispers. “for believing in me.”

“of course, kiddo,” patton hums, and virgil feels the lightest of kisses in his hair.

I STAN HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS

teacupfulofstarshine

@5am-the-foxing-hour IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?

5am-the-foxing-hour

O M G Y E S !

1 0 0 T I M E S Y E S !

fangirltothefullest

(So um have an addition cause I can’t resist?)

Roman was guilty the moment he watched the smokey transformation happen. Virgil, the one who had disappeared, the one whom Roman thought that the dragon devoured, the one he was hellbent on killing the dragon in revenge for, was alive and the very thing he wanted to destroy. He was being held by Patton protectively and Roman’s guilt was going to eat him alive like no dragon ever could.

He almost hurt Virgil.

He almost killed Virgil.

The sword clattered to the floor and he took a step back, bumping into Logan who seemed awfully calm but when Roman caught a glimpse of his eyes behind the shine of his glasses he knew. Logan was devastated. He’d been telling Roman all the weak spots of a dragon, everywhere that would have effectively hurt him the most and done the most damage.

And Virgil was looking at them with a weary, cautious and betrayed look over Patton’s shoulder. “They didn’t mean it Kiddo.” Patton soothed, running a hand through Virgil’s hair.

“Yes… I did.” Roman admitted, jaw squared and head dropped to hide his shame. “I would have killed you.”

“No…” Logan said hurriedly. “You wouldn’t have, because he would have defended himself and… and we would have figured it out.”

“He wouldn’t have fought back!” Roman’s voice was loud, his composure lost and his fear of what he’d almost done heightening his stress. “I KNOW Virgil, he would have just let it happen because he can’t bare to hurt us and he would have just let himself be hurt and prayed we would stop before he could be killed!” His eyes were filled with tears and Virgil looked away, the assumptions accurate. “I thought you were dead!”

Virgil looked up in shock, head snapped around to see Roman just losing it and Patton failing to stop himself from frowning at the thought. “You thought I was dead?!”

“We…” Logan had to clear his throat to keep his voice from breaking. He looked composed but he almost lost someone very important to him due to his partial involvement against said person. “We thought the dragon ate you…. we thought….”

Virgil clung tighter to Patton. “You didn’t think… for one moment that it was me?”

Roman clenched his hands into fists, the knuckles white. “No!”

Patton looked to Virgil and ran a hand over his cheek fondly and worriedly. “Does it surprise you, Kiddo?” He asked. “That we would never imagine you as a monster?”

Virgil’s eyes went as large and round as saucers, his own tears welling and falling down his cheeks. Roman was crying openly and so was Patton but even Logan had turned around to wipe at his eyes.

They really never imagined him as a monster?

Before Virgil could do anything more, he felt Roman fling himself dramatically into Patton and Virgil’s hug pile, Roman’s arm dragging Logan into the mix as well.

“Don’t judge a book by it’s cover….” Virgil muttered into Patton’s chest.

“Yeah.” Roman openly admitted, knowing he’d been wrong. “I’m so sorry.”

“We’re both sorry, Virgil.” Logan was not terribly good at expressing himself sometimes but he was being really genuine. “We should have recognized the signs that it was you.”

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arc852

"You're freezing, come here" with tiny virgil and human roman

This one was fun to write and a new au even formed out of it, so there is more information about that under the cut!

Virgil shook, arms wrapping around himself in an attempt to keep himself warm. Roman’s room was freezing. Had it always been this cold and Virgil was just now feeling it because of his size? That had to be it, because Roman seemed perfectly fine, sitting there at his desk. Virgil wished he was on Roman’s bed, at least if he was there he could bundle up. But all he had up on the desk, inside his cage, was his hoodie and a thin cloth. Both things seemed to be doing nothing to keep him warm.

Roman paused in his brainstorming to glance up at Virgil, only to frown when he noticed how badly Virgil was shaking. He put his pencil down, giving the anxious side his full attention.

“Virgil? Are you alright?” Roman asked and Virgil tensed. He quickly nodded his head.

“I’m fine.” He said sharply, but a sudden wave of cold caused him to shudder in that moment. Roman’s eyebrows furrowed before realizing what was wrong.

“You’re freezing.” Roman hadn’t thought it was that cold, but Virgil was only a few inches tall and prone to being cold anyway. Roman should have noticed sooner. Roman reached over and opened up the cage door, holding his hand out in front of it. “Come here.”

Virgil backed more into his cage, tense and staring at Roman’s hand warily.The way Roman had said that sent Virgil’s heartbeat into overdrive. “N-No, I said I’m fine.” Virgil said, but he was still shaking. Though from the cold or fear, Virgil could no longer tell. Roman’s eyes hardened.

“Virgil. If you don’t come out on your own, I’ll just grab you myself. Now come here, I’m not going to hurt you.” Roman would have just skipped this whole thing and grabbed Virgil himself, but he was trying to teach him to listen. Because Virgil, even at 4 inches tall, was very stubborn.

Virgil knew he had to do what Roman said, less he was forced to. So with great hesitation and fear, Virgil walked towards the entrance of his cage. He stared down and Roman’s hand before slowly climbing onto it. He just barely sat down in the center of the palm when the hand moved. He fell backwards and shook as the fingers coiled around him.

Roman brought his hand to his chest, hand cupped around Virgil and holding him close to his body in order to share his body heat with the anxious side. “See, now was that so hard?” Roman asked.

Virgil didn’t answer, instead too focused on the way that Roman surrounded him. At least he wasn’t cold anymore. In fact, though Virgil hated to admit it. The warmth was actually kind of nice. The close proximity and touching just not so much.

Roman hummed with a smug grin, before turning back to his work.

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hiddendreamer67

Yaaas I love this such an angsty AU that more needs to exist.

I’m so here for this.

what-even-is-thiss

Roman: You mock my pain.

Virgil: Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

softestvirgil

Lighten up just a little, Virge.

icecoldparadise

Inconceivable

g0re-h0und

Breaking News!

Logan literally has no impulse control when it comes to Crofters.

novaedream

@randomslasher I’m pretty sure virgil with baby patton would just be pure panic altho compared to the other sides he’d probably be the best choice responsibility wise

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