Satan's asscrack

Zian | Queen | Lord of the fuckboys | I come from the country where Natalia Kills fucked shit up | Is it fuck bitches like screw them, or is it fuck bitches as in fuck bitches | You won't be late if you decide not to show up

[ruinedchildhood]

Don’t ask questions, just reblog.

[ghoulleen-deactivated20141016]

[melonmemes]

The savage award 2017 goes to….

[iamscumqueen-deactivated2020110]

🙂

[justjames]

I am still unsure how I fucked up but I know I most definitely did fuck up

[theincompletechronicle]

[newwavefeminism]

[violaslayvis]

Comrade Geraldo

[b-morevony]

All them mother fuckers can go.

[mekipool-deactivated20180929]

Yeah. That’s what we’re saying. They should never have been celebrated in the first place.

[shinjinrui]

[thesaltyspice-deactivated201901]

I’ve been seeing a lot of anti-Nazi ones, which is great, but I felt like we needed one to show our support for the Jewish community.  

[silverwind06-deactivated2018011]

This makes me happy. 💙

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[poovellamkettuppar]

I always mention the girl I know named Meiaghann (Megan) but Oin Oogok takes the cake, what the fuck

[hushedconfessions]

My teacher told me about a student she had before who’s name was La-a. When she called roll, she said “lah-ah” and the student replied “it’s luh-dash-uh”. She also had a student named shanda. Her last name? Leer.

[erezkaan]

[omega3]

[amen69fashion]

Amelia Rami - self portraits

[lsseymiyake]

[onlytwitterpics]

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

“Oh so now you sorry??! You sure as hell wasn’t sorry when..”

[suspend]

im still overwhelmed when people like my post or message me like “oh someone knows i exist”

[bob-belcher]