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my tumblr: more xan meets the eye

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betty cigaretty

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amphetamine-fed British beef

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I can’t believe you were married to the megabus man

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cab driver that communicates entirely with sweat

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USSR Gold Medalist Synchronised Sniffing Team

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McDonald’s Happy Bladder

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Hansel and Pretzel

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married with children but everyone is a wookiee

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eurovision bong contest

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vape cloud full of worm eggs

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pulsating bernie sanders

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kawasaki nos cracker

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my fellow ameritinnies

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my computer’s fixed and everything’s fucking greasy

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fuck ‘em suck ‘em robots

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coupé d’état

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legally, is guacamole clothing?