Insanely Average

Jake - 20 - writer/musician

[d0nn0]

Well this is me

[justbadpuns]

Snakes don’t drink coffee because it makes them viperactive.

[onlytwitterpics]

[kdrm]

whoever composed the mii music. Rivals mozart

[athetos]

The composer is Kazumi Totaka - the voice of yoshi and composer for animal crossing!

[mesopelagic]

fuckin legend

[harcules]

PSA: stop putting time limits on your goals. It’s not too late. Ur not too old. You didn’t miss your chance. Ur exactly where ur meant to be. You still have time. You still can do it! So go buddy. I’m rooting for yaaa!!!

[rossgellermagazine-blog]

[rainingpiixels]

and so, after a day of letdowns and scuba lessons, Arden went back to look at some stars and work on her logic skill for when they finally let her into the lab.

[rainingpiixels]

But the next morning, when she went to lab’s fishing area, there was a distinctly non-laboratory-employed fishing there.

Arden: Uh, sir! Excuse me… sir?!

?: …

Arden: Hey! Mister! You can’t fish here.

?: ……….

[shitpostgenerator]

you can’t get anon hate if you fuck a mailman on live TV

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CAN BREAD EAT ASS

[shitpostgenerator]

got worshiped by lesbians again, lads :/

[shitpostgenerator]

i need you to sexualize a toothbrush

[shitpostgenerator]

i am the pissed off king of ducks

[shitpostgenerator]

full offence but i will pirate the gay agenda op

[shitpostgenerator]

confess your feelings for titty you cowards

[rainingpiixels]

super hyped to tell ya’ll that @lamborghinisandlederhosen and I are working on a super cool story about contemporary witches and other supernatural stuff!!!!! intros coming soon!!!!!!

[internethistory]

[torgoooo]

[diishii]