Oh, that’s an EASY PEASY one. I hear ‘bout it ALLLL the time from the adults and chaperones, “
She’s not too keen on him pulling away for the second time when she knows she gives the best hugs. So much so, that for the third try at keeping an embrace intact, the clown pulled a rubber hose effect and wrapped her arms around him to keep him completely locked in her anaconda hug — face pomfing down into his broad chest.
“ And don’t ‘cha know all us animatronics have some sort of persona we use for the kiddos ? ‘M not ALWAYS dopey. Capn’ fakes his accent. Sunrise isn’t always a neat freak and Mista Moon has his moments where he isn’t bein’ a total freak. We gotta keep the entertainment up SOMEHOWS ! You should see the dance parties we all gots with Music Man when everyone goes home !
We’re artificial intelligence, Boss Mans. We know everything.
That incluuuuuudes the birds and the bees — I mean, how ELSE are children made ? If the adults don’t bonk the bongaloos and stick their dajingeroos into the binkies then there ain’t gon’ be no kids for Miss Betty ‘ere to take care of. Then I wouldn’t be working at all ! “
There was little Russel could do to stop the embrace, the message was more than clear that whether he wanted it or not the hug was happening.
At first his nose crinkled up in disgust. Of course there would be some weridos out there talking about that garbage but in the day care? Likely to get some sort of reaction from the animatronics. Hehe hoho talk about sex and see what they do. Or maybe they were just clown fuckers wanting to get their jollies off.
Nothing could of prepared him for the pure gibberish-position. His lips pressed together into a thin line in an attempt to maintain his composure. No matter how hard he tried he couldn’t stop his shoulders from shaking or bubble of laughter growing larger and larger in his chest until it suddenly burst.
Russel bent forward letting out loud boisterous laughter that bounced off the walls around them. He laughed from the absurdity, from the silly words, from how absolutely messed up how well AI picked up on such things.
Tears prickled in the corner as he leaned into her in an attempt to steady himself.
“ N-n-nooooohoooooooo that’s so fucked up.” he wheezed out fidning his voice at last.
“Betty nooooooooo why they doing in front of you that’s so- so messed -HAHA “
