Kraft's mumblings

A random Art, quirky blog. Random things will appear here.

[thechekhov]

More Good Meowmens - featuring the tragic tale of Crowley’s Fall (off of the kitchen counter, which he wasn’t allowed to be on anyway)

[strangebiology]

New fossils suggest that spinosaurus was fully aquatic, meaning we have to re-imagine this bigger-than-T. Rex dino’s looks and behavior. Video and article from National Geographic.

[obviousbaitfish]

YO WHAT

[historicalevents]

Historical range of the use of war elephants throughout history

[thedogopera]

me, a simple English pikeman watching a war elephant rampaging through Kent: wots all this then

[dankmemeuniversity]

[classyhustleronline-deactivated]

zauberhaft by Oer-Wout

[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

my fucking privacy

[puppybeargf]

[garaks-padded-bra]

Once i got into a genuine fight with a friend cuz they thought i was problematic for saying dating a neanderthal would be cool

[garaks-padded-bra]

Like to be clear they considered it BESTIALITY

[garaks-padded-bra]

[garaks-padded-bra]

Anyway need to smoke with her

[nightmargin]

rocky new to ball

[qqchurch]

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[visual--kraft]

American slop would have to be military based imo. But this also rings true.

Does that mean they are prideful, sensitive?

[josilverdragon]

"The horrors persist but so do libraries, books, iced coffee, sunsets, trees, the word 'fuck', the moon and the sea."

[depsidase]

[molsno]

we need to start oppressing christians. why the hell can I not go to a grocery store for 4 fucking days because of them?

[forgetful-nerd]

Spelling mistakes? I guarantee neither of us saw those at 3:00 AM Monday Morning.

[laikascomet]

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[depsidase]

[visual--kraft]

lets fucken go! Yes!

[srsfunny]

Modern problems requires modern solution

[wowwforever]

monster that wants to eat your flesh : Okay, that's what most carnivores do. Not scary.

monster that wants to drink your blood : Okay, that's what mosquitos do to me. Not scary.

monster that wants to specifically eat your bones : whadda fuck

[morkaischosen]

#giant African land snail if it was evil as opposed to a being of pure heart and utmost virtue

hey tumblr user ravnervn, I now have additional questions, such as, bwah?

[ravnervn]

Giant African Land Snails eat bones in order to get calcium for their shells, but are also among God's most innocent of creatures and thus contain no malice. Hope this helps.

[the-awkward-turt]

Giant African land snails are (as far as I know) the only invasive species in the US that poses risks to all three categories of environmental damage, human health, AND structural damage--because they will eat stucco and plaster in their hunt for calcium.

Of course I don't blame the snails for this, they are just doing their snail thing and it's not their fault we introduced them to a new place where there's lots of delicious native vegetation and building materials to devour. But if bones are not available they WILL eat your house.

[pokemonjunge]

Kinda poetic that they will eat YOUR house to build THEIR house

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

It's the ciiiircle of hooouse....