[waterbrand101]

So i was scrolling through the digital art book again (for the millionth time like a sane person)

And I just noticed a few small things i think could add a little variety to a few flambert fic tropes.

I now would like to point out to you all the Holding area for criminals that is right next to the bullpen.

I know we all love "Robert with an ex who is also a hero suddenly working at sdn" type of fics. Would i be wrong for suggesting "jealous villian ex of Flambaes being put in close proximity to Robert while in holding and seeing that Flambae is with someone else now."

And next The courtyard which during the credits we briefly see members of the z-team sitting around eating together. I'm just saying the courtyard is very pretty, can be very romantic (as we saw during the blazer date) and Flambae and Robert having a meal together in a fic is practically a requirement, so wouldn't be opposed to the 2 of them having a nice lunch out there together. (Also there is a very flammable(and superior looking)tree right there and a fountain perfect for pushing a Flambae into)

[dapperdoodlenoodle]

Blonde Blazer’s office being right next to the break room is making me feel sorry for all the smut fics that take place in the break room LMAO.

[cobaltmachine]

so im pretty sure i bombed my exam today; unrelated please have this piece i was working on when i really really should have been studying

ref 1 2 | the prosthetic's modeled after his suit's armored shin guards

[theartgooseh]

The Robertson House Floor Plan

i.e: I painstakingly made an accurate as possible floor plan of Robert's childhood home using the literal crumbs we're given in game. Used what I could and bullshit the rest lmfao

Just wait until I get Paralives I am building the FUCK outa this and giving Robert the childhood he never had istg

Really happy with how this turned out! Tho I'm not an architect so I'm sure the measurements are completely whack lol

I know there's technically a shot of the back of the house in the comics but I'm electing to ignore that

Feel free to use! Creds would be appreciated but idrc

[dispatchincorrectquotes]

Robert: I’m a Third

Invisigal: You said we couldn’t talk about our sex lives at work

Robert: That’s not what I meant, and you know it

[roughluckart]

🔥Hey Bob Bob, do you want to try mine? It's sooo yummy.🔥

[pinkparagram]

Scary Dog Privilege Flambert but instead of Flambae being the scary dog it’s Robert

Mark my words, at some point in my Hands On series I’m going to write a fic where some asshole won’t quit bothering Flambae at the bar, and just as he’s about to haul off and singe the dude, his Committed Situationship Robert Robertson the Fucking Third flies past him in a blur and just absolutely beats the brakes off this asshole 

And it’s gonna be so good, I swear to god. They get kicked out of the bar and Flambae takes a bruised but victorious Robert home and they get two steps in before he’s on him, practically panting, ‘That was so fucking sexy, defending my honor and shit’

And then he goes to kiss him but Robert stops him like, “Wait, let me brush my teeth first. I don’t want that guy’s blood in your mouth.” 

And what he means is that he’s worried about cleanliness/possible bloodborne disease, but what Flambae hears is ‘I won't let any part of that man touch any part of you’ and it just makes him even more desperate to ride this man into a pile of ash

They do take a minute so Robert can brush his teeth, but Flambae lurks right behind him the whole time, staring at his reflection in the mirror with glowing eyes

[s0rinarl]

Guess who's been listening to too much Pheobe Bridgerssss

This is actually a scene that's just been bouncing around in my head for a while now, so instead of actually writing it down and continuing my fic, I decided to make it into a comic!

(textless version under the cut)

[unstablemachinery]

Bunny flambae my beloved..

[ka-mi006]

Mermay illustration! no I'm not late

HD download on Patreon!

Close up:

[bohemianaftersunset]

heading home soon so posting this now to maintain the vibe ☀️

something something Z Team was at the beach I dunno

I need to learn water/wet drawing techniques next. could be useful in more ways than one heh 😬 I used my sunset background to make it into something more than my usual line art. kinda pleased. also first time finally drawing the scars ~ oddly satisfying.

told ya id make it #flambert lmao more under the cut

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[pinkparagram]

I like to picture the Z-Team ruining Sonar’s sex jokes on purpose, just to be assholes. He’ll be complaining about how a lot of stores don’t carry his shoe size, and then he just lights up as he realizes now’s the perfect time for a dick joke. He quips, “Well you know what they say about big feet.” 

And immediately there’s a chorus of jackasses sounding off.

“Clown shoes?” 

“Clumsy?”

“Stupid walk?”

“Smelly?”

“Fugly.” 

“Hey,” Sonar protests, “that last one was personal!”

“I mean, I can’t help it if it strikes a chord,” Flambae shrugs.

[fineitsa-dispatch-blog]

He’ll listen but he’ll def judge

[jamqyu]

“I HATE MECHA-MAN” alright buddy 🤔🫪🔥

[noodletime73]

Someone doesn’t get enough sleep at home.

[mechaqueerr]

Robert forcing Flambae's mouth open and shoving his fingers deep inside his drooling mouth, making him gag to the point of tears as his fingers only desire to explore deeper — But he knows better than anyone to only push the fiesty man beneath him further from the way he feels Flambae clench around him in yearning.

[2tfruit]

PR nightmare extraordinaire