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hey. have you healed yet? i want a real fight

-@vita-non

I STILL DONT FORGIVE YOU FOR THAT YA KNOW

oh, you're fine. people have healed from worse.

...hello.

*VITA appears, but they seem... different. all of their scars are gone, they have eyebags under their sunglasses, and a cigarette is somehow shoved into where their mouth would be.*

-@vita-non

Yo.

*"VITA" lights the cigarette, staring "Hero" directly in the face.*

So... about that fight. I'm a bit out of practice, but I wanna see how close you could get to defeating me.

Sure, sure. Horrible blufffer.

It's not a bluff. I could easily kick your ass, bot. Just try me.

Mhmmm mhmmmm..

And I mean, I bet what little combat experience you have isn't very good. You still think you can take me on?

Obviously.

Well, how about we test that out?

*With barely a thought, CRHA summons a pistol, clearly itching to test their skills.*

A gun??? Seriously??

What? What's wrong with a gun? Guns are cool!

...yeahh.. guns are cool, gramps.

I'm not that old!

*CRHA fires, enraged by the perceived "insult."*

[The bullet pierces its skin, leaving a hole in both her hoodie and flesh.]

Wow, you talk a big game and you can't even dodge a bullet? Pathetic.

ghhh,..hk

[He shuffles away]

Hey, don't go! We're in the middle of something!

*They walk after xer, determined to get it to fight them.*

hghrk.

You can walk it off! You're fine!

[thud]

Quit being dramatic, you're fine.

...you're fine, right?

...hello.

*VITA appears, but they seem... different. all of their scars are gone, they have eyebags under their sunglasses, and a cigarette is somehow shoved into where their mouth would be.*

-@vita-non

Yo.

*"VITA" lights the cigarette, staring "Hero" directly in the face.*

So... about that fight. I'm a bit out of practice, but I wanna see how close you could get to defeating me.

Sure, sure. Horrible blufffer.

It's not a bluff. I could easily kick your ass, bot. Just try me.

Mhmmm mhmmmm..

And I mean, I bet what little combat experience you have isn't very good. You still think you can take me on?

Obviously.

Well, how about we test that out?

*With barely a thought, CRHA summons a pistol, clearly itching to test their skills.*

A gun??? Seriously??

What? What's wrong with a gun? Guns are cool!

...yeahh.. guns are cool, gramps.

I'm not that old!

*CRHA fires, enraged by the perceived "insult."*

[The bullet pierces its skin, leaving a hole in both her hoodie and flesh.]

Wow, you talk a big game and you can't even dodge a bullet? Pathetic.

ghhh,..hk

[He shuffles away]

Hey, don't go! We're in the middle of something!

*They walk after xer, determined to get it to fight them.*

hghrk.

#//ooc: desperate for validation and goes about it in the least good way possible. like a normal person

You can walk it off! You're fine!

...hello.

*VITA appears, but they seem... different. all of their scars are gone, they have eyebags under their sunglasses, and a cigarette is somehow shoved into where their mouth would be.*

-@vita-non

Yo.

*"VITA" lights the cigarette, staring "Hero" directly in the face.*

So... about that fight. I'm a bit out of practice, but I wanna see how close you could get to defeating me.

Sure, sure. Horrible blufffer.

It's not a bluff. I could easily kick your ass, bot. Just try me.

Mhmmm mhmmmm..

And I mean, I bet what little combat experience you have isn't very good. You still think you can take me on?

Obviously.

Well, how about we test that out?

*With barely a thought, CRHA summons a pistol, clearly itching to test their skills.*

A gun??? Seriously??

What? What's wrong with a gun? Guns are cool!

...yeahh.. guns are cool, gramps.

I'm not that old!

*CRHA fires, enraged by the perceived "insult."*

[The bullet pierces its skin, leaving a hole in both her hoodie and flesh.]

Wow, you talk a big game and you can't even dodge a bullet? Pathetic.

ghhh,..hk

[He shuffles away]

Hey, don't go! We're in the middle of something!

*They walk after xer, determined to get it to fight them.*

...hello.

*VITA appears, but they seem... different. all of their scars are gone, they have eyebags under their sunglasses, and a cigarette is somehow shoved into where their mouth would be.*

-@vita-non

Yo.

*"VITA" lights the cigarette, staring "Hero" directly in the face.*

So... about that fight. I'm a bit out of practice, but I wanna see how close you could get to defeating me.

Sure, sure. Horrible blufffer.

It's not a bluff. I could easily kick your ass, bot. Just try me.

Mhmmm mhmmmm..

And I mean, I bet what little combat experience you have isn't very good. You still think you can take me on?

Obviously.

Well, how about we test that out?

*With barely a thought, CRHA summons a pistol, clearly itching to test their skills.*

A gun??? Seriously??

What? What's wrong with a gun? Guns are cool!

...yeahh.. guns are cool, gramps.

I'm not that old!

*CRHA fires, enraged by the perceived "insult."*

[The bullet pierces its skin, leaving a hole in both her hoodie and flesh.]

Wow, you talk a big game and you can't even dodge a bullet? Pathetic.

...hello.

*VITA appears, but they seem... different. all of their scars are gone, they have eyebags under their sunglasses, and a cigarette is somehow shoved into where their mouth would be.*

-@vita-non

Yo.

*"VITA" lights the cigarette, staring "Hero" directly in the face.*

So... about that fight. I'm a bit out of practice, but I wanna see how close you could get to defeating me.

Sure, sure. Horrible blufffer.

It's not a bluff. I could easily kick your ass, bot. Just try me.

Mhmmm mhmmmm..

And I mean, I bet what little combat experience you have isn't very good. You still think you can take me on?

Obviously.

Well, how about we test that out?

*With barely a thought, CRHA summons a pistol, clearly itching to test their skills.*

A gun??? Seriously??

What? What's wrong with a gun? Guns are cool!

...yeahh.. guns are cool, gramps.

I'm not that old!

*CRHA fires, enraged by the perceived "insult."*

...hello.

*VITA appears, but they seem... different. all of their scars are gone, they have eyebags under their sunglasses, and a cigarette is somehow shoved into where their mouth would be.*

-@vita-non

Yo.

*"VITA" lights the cigarette, staring "Hero" directly in the face.*

So... about that fight. I'm a bit out of practice, but I wanna see how close you could get to defeating me.

Sure, sure. Horrible blufffer.

It's not a bluff. I could easily kick your ass, bot. Just try me.

Mhmmm mhmmmm..

And I mean, I bet what little combat experience you have isn't very good. You still think you can take me on?

Obviously.

Well, how about we test that out?

*With barely a thought, CRHA summons a pistol, clearly itching to test their skills.*

A gun??? Seriously??

#//ooc: my poor insecure little creature. they are 48 years old maybe

What? What's wrong with a gun? Guns are cool!

...hello.

*VITA appears, but they seem... different. all of their scars are gone, they have eyebags under their sunglasses, and a cigarette is somehow shoved into where their mouth would be.*

-@vita-non

Yo.

*"VITA" lights the cigarette, staring "Hero" directly in the face.*

So... about that fight. I'm a bit out of practice, but I wanna see how close you could get to defeating me.

Sure, sure. Horrible blufffer.

It's not a bluff. I could easily kick your ass, bot. Just try me.

Mhmmm mhmmmm..

And I mean, I bet what little combat experience you have isn't very good. You still think you can take me on?

Obviously.

Well, how about we test that out?

*With barely a thought, CRHA summons a pistol, clearly itching to test their skills.*

...hello.

*VITA appears, but they seem... different. all of their scars are gone, they have eyebags under their sunglasses, and a cigarette is somehow shoved into where their mouth would be.*

-@vita-non

Yo.

*"VITA" lights the cigarette, staring "Hero" directly in the face.*

So... about that fight. I'm a bit out of practice, but I wanna see how close you could get to defeating me.

Sure, sure. Horrible blufffer.

It's not a bluff. I could easily kick your ass, bot. Just try me.

Mhmmm mhmmmm..

And I mean, I bet what little combat experience you have isn't very good. You still think you can take me on?

...hello.

*VITA appears, but they seem... different. all of their scars are gone, they have eyebags under their sunglasses, and a cigarette is somehow shoved into where their mouth would be.*

-@vita-non

Yo.

*"VITA" lights the cigarette, staring "Hero" directly in the face.*

So... about that fight. I'm a bit out of practice, but I wanna see how close you could get to defeating me.

Sure, sure. Horrible blufffer.

#//ooc: teenage Anon with the personality of a 45 year old asshole talking shit to a grown ass person

It's not a bluff. I could easily kick your ass, bot. Just try me.

...hello.

*VITA appears, but they seem... different. all of their scars are gone, they have eyebags under their sunglasses, and a cigarette is somehow shoved into where their mouth would be.*

-@vita-non

Yo.

#//ooc: they are sooooo cocky now. I'm probably not gonna write them too obnoxious tho because. scared

*"VITA" lights the cigarette, staring "Hero" directly in the face.*

So... about that fight. I'm a bit out of practice, but I wanna see how close you could get to defeating me.

Hey. so. does anyone else wanna be reversed? I wanna help out others

...me.

oh shit fr? I wasn't expecting that to work

Well. I have a friend who was reversed. I wanna help them out, understand them. And this is probably my best bet

Uh. AND ALSO THEY'RE WEIRD AND I WANNA BE WEIRD WITH THEM!

Wow, okay. cool. well then, shake my hand, friend...

*Rev extends a hand, emanating an aura of smugness.*

...

*VITA takes it, worry clear on their face.*

*Rev snaps, and disappears. VITA's scars start to glow...*

O-OH! THIS... THIS FEELS... F-FEEls...

...

...strange. how very, very strange.

*Say hello to Currently Retired Hero Anon, or CRHA.*

Hey. so. does anyone else wanna be reversed? I wanna help out others

...me.

oh shit fr? I wasn't expecting that to work

Well. I have a friend who was reversed. I wanna help them out, understand them. And this is probably my best bet

Uh. AND ALSO THEY'RE WEIRD AND I WANNA BE WEIRD WITH THEM!

Wow, okay. cool. well then, shake my hand, friend...

*Rev extends a hand, emanating an aura of smugness.*

...

*VITA takes it, worry clear on their face.*

Hey. so. does anyone else wanna be reversed? I wanna help out others

...me.

oh shit fr? I wasn't expecting that to work

Well. I have a friend who was reversed. I wanna help them out, understand them. And this is probably my best bet

Uh. AND ALSO THEY'RE WEIRD AND I WANNA BE WEIRD WITH THEM!

Hey. so. does anyone else wanna be reversed? I wanna help out others

...me.

HEY! HERO! I'M HERE TO FIGHT AGAIN IF YOU'RE IN THE MOOD!

-@vita-non

LETS DO THIS SHIT!

(He cracks her knuckles)

WOAH! YOU SEEM. UH. DIFFERENT,

HELL YEAH I DO!

...HONESTLY THIS IS REALLY THROWING ME OFF. THIS ISN'T ANOTHER "THROW ME INTO A TREE" SITUATION RIGHT?

COUUUUUULD BE

WELL. UH. IF WE'RE GOING ALL OUT PLEASE BE CAREFUL

I'M CONTENT WITH THE SCARS I GOT LAST TIME

FIIIINE. WEAK.

HEY. RUDE.

WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD AND MEAN TODAY???

you seriously haven't figured it out..?

FIGURED WHAT OUT. ALSO WHY ARE YOU BEING SO QUIET?

ITS CALLED WHISPERING, DUMBASS.

JOKE'S ON YOU I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT WORD

ALSO WHAT HAVE I NOT FIGURED OUT

I'M REVERSED DUDE

I'VE ALSO NEVER HEARD THAT WORD!

. A re you twelve??

I. DONT KNOW HOW OLD I AM. OLDER THAN TWELVE I THINK

(De tugs on stars hoodie strings)

Well now it just doesn't feel right fighting you.

OH COME ON! IF YOU'RE GONNA BE WEIRD AT LEAST LET ME FIGHT YOU ABOUT IT!

You're like.. a child, dude.

#//ooc: I should come up with an actual design for VITA at some point #right now all I have is Poorly drawn on eyebrows Scars all over (including on glasses) and Maybe a tail

HEY, I'M PROBABLY A TEEN AT LEAST!

HEY! HERO! I'M HERE TO FIGHT AGAIN IF YOU'RE IN THE MOOD!

-@vita-non

LETS DO THIS SHIT!

(He cracks her knuckles)

WOAH! YOU SEEM. UH. DIFFERENT,

HELL YEAH I DO!

...HONESTLY THIS IS REALLY THROWING ME OFF. THIS ISN'T ANOTHER "THROW ME INTO A TREE" SITUATION RIGHT?

COUUUUUULD BE

WELL. UH. IF WE'RE GOING ALL OUT PLEASE BE CAREFUL

I'M CONTENT WITH THE SCARS I GOT LAST TIME

FIIIINE. WEAK.

HEY. RUDE.

WHY ARE YOU SO WEIRD AND MEAN TODAY???

you seriously haven't figured it out..?

FIGURED WHAT OUT. ALSO WHY ARE YOU BEING SO QUIET?

ITS CALLED WHISPERING, DUMBASS.

JOKE'S ON YOU I'VE NEVER HEARD THAT WORD

ALSO WHAT HAVE I NOT FIGURED OUT

I'M REVERSED DUDE

I'VE ALSO NEVER HEARD THAT WORD!

. A re you twelve??

I. DONT KNOW HOW OLD I AM. OLDER THAN TWELVE I THINK

(De tugs on stars hoodie strings)

Well now it just doesn't feel right fighting you.