Gimme your pages!

[reverse-slenderman]

*whispers*

....great. now I'm hearing voices. why wouldn't i

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

King Slenderman, whose cupbearers and serving boys have wandered astray: collect my pages

[reverse-slenderman]

...

uh. hi.

[phantasticalcreator]

Affirmations:

- I am strange

- I am offputting

- I move as though floating a few inches off the ground

- My eyes burn with the celestial fires of creation

- My voice carries with an ancient, primal echo

- Reality trembles with awe in my presence

[paper-mario-wiki]

[reverse-slenderman]

Hey. so. does anyone else wanna be reversed? I wanna help out others

[vita-non]

...me.

[reverse-slenderman]

oh shit fr? I wasn't expecting that to work

[vita-non]

Well. I have a friend who was reversed. I wanna help them out, understand them. And this is probably my best bet

Uh. AND ALSO THEY'RE WEIRD AND I WANNA BE WEIRD WITH THEM!

[reverse-slenderman]

Wow, okay. cool. well then, shake my hand, friend...

*Rev extends a hand, emanating an aura of smugness.*

[vita-non]

...

*VITA takes it, worry clear on their face.*

[reverse-slenderman]

*Rev snaps, and disappears. VITA's scars start to glow...*

[reverse-slenderman]

Hey. so. does anyone else wanna be reversed? I wanna help out others

[vita-non]

...me.

[reverse-slenderman]

oh shit fr? I wasn't expecting that to work

[vita-non]

Well. I have a friend who was reversed. I wanna help them out, understand them. And this is probably my best bet

Uh. AND ALSO THEY'RE WEIRD AND I WANNA BE WEIRD WITH THEM!

[reverse-slenderman]

Wow, okay. cool. well then, shake my hand, friend...

*Rev extends a hand, emanating an aura of smugness.*

[reverse-slenderman]

Hey. so. does anyone else wanna be reversed? I wanna help out others

[vita-non]

...me.

[reverse-slenderman]

oh shit fr? I wasn't expecting that to work

[reverse-slenderman]

Hey. so. does anyone else wanna be reversed? I wanna help out others

[pre-apocalypse-avery]

WHO THE SLUCK STOLE MY JOB??????

anyways hi how's being reversed

-@reverse-slenderman

I DUNNO WHO STOLE IT BUT IT'S NOT MY DAMN PROBLEM!!! I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME!

[reverse-slenderman]

well that's good at least. anywho, might I interest you in becoming separate from the original?

[pre-apocalypse-avery]

ONLY IF YOU BRING MY BELOATHED WITH!

[reverse-slenderman]

I assume you mean the robot. I can try my best for them too

[pre-apocalypse-avery]

YES. HER. I WON'T BE WITHOUT HIM.

[reverse-slenderman]

Sure, why not. glad to help any fellow reversed. It'll take me a while to make the solution so uh. stay alive until then.

[pre-apocalypse-avery]

I'LL TRY EXTRA HARD TO DIE!

[reverse-slenderman]

please don't

[pre-apocalypse-avery]

WHO THE SLUCK STOLE MY JOB??????

anyways hi how's being reversed

-@reverse-slenderman

I DUNNO WHO STOLE IT BUT IT'S NOT MY DAMN PROBLEM!!! I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME!

[reverse-slenderman]

well that's good at least. anywho, might I interest you in becoming separate from the original?

[pre-apocalypse-avery]

ONLY IF YOU BRING MY BELOATHED WITH!

[reverse-slenderman]

I assume you mean the robot. I can try my best for them too

[pre-apocalypse-avery]

YES. HER. I WON'T BE WITHOUT HIM.

[reverse-slenderman]

Sure, why not. glad to help any fellow reversed. It'll take me a while to make the solution so uh. stay alive until then.

[pre-apocalypse-avery]

WHO THE SLUCK STOLE MY JOB??????

anyways hi how's being reversed

-@reverse-slenderman

I DUNNO WHO STOLE IT BUT IT'S NOT MY DAMN PROBLEM!!! I'M HAVING A GREAT TIME!

[reverse-slenderman]

well that's good at least. anywho, might I interest you in becoming separate from the original?

[pre-apocalypse-avery]

ONLY IF YOU BRING MY BELOATHED WITH!

[reverse-slenderman]

I assume you mean the robot. I can try my best for them too

[reverse-slenderman]

looks at you

- @slenderrat

oh Slod not you again

[slenderrat]

What's wrong, just wanted to say hi~!

[reverse-slenderman]

look, if this is about before, I'm sorry. I was admittedly a huge asshole. lets just forgive and forget about that whole fight, yeah?

*Rev offers a handshake. A completely and totally innocent handshake. Trust me :).*

[slenderrat]

oh no I've forgiven you.

*Rat looks down suspiciously at the handshake. she instinctively breaks reverse's hand.*

Also, I don't do handshakes.

[reverse-slenderman]

...fair enough.

*Rev smacks his broken hand against a tree, somehow fixing it.*

And I don't believe you're just saying hi. You don't seem like the "polite" type.

[slenderrat]

Whaaaaat? me? Impolite? What makes you say that?

I just came from a free therapy session thank you very much.

[reverse-slenderman]

Ehhhhh. Still don't really believe you

[slenderrat]

you're right. im actually here for another reason...

do you have any cheese

[reverse-slenderman]

Nope.

i do have a spice cabinet though, its around here. somewhere

[slenderrat]

ok

*she gives you cheese*

[reverse-slenderman]

huh. neat.

*He folds up the slice and puts it in his breast pocket.*

Thanks I guess. I still don't trust you enough to eat it tho

[slenderrat]

Alright. Bye.

[reverse-slenderman]

see ya. I guess

[reverse-slenderman]

looks at you

- @slenderrat

oh Slod not you again

[slenderrat]

What's wrong, just wanted to say hi~!

[reverse-slenderman]

look, if this is about before, I'm sorry. I was admittedly a huge asshole. lets just forgive and forget about that whole fight, yeah?

*Rev offers a handshake. A completely and totally innocent handshake. Trust me :).*

[slenderrat]

oh no I've forgiven you.

*Rat looks down suspiciously at the handshake. she instinctively breaks reverse's hand.*

Also, I don't do handshakes.

[reverse-slenderman]

...fair enough.

*Rev smacks his broken hand against a tree, somehow fixing it.*

And I don't believe you're just saying hi. You don't seem like the "polite" type.

[slenderrat]

Whaaaaat? me? Impolite? What makes you say that?

I just came from a free therapy session thank you very much.

[reverse-slenderman]

Ehhhhh. Still don't really believe you

[slenderrat]

you're right. im actually here for another reason...

do you have any cheese

[reverse-slenderman]

Nope.

i do have a spice cabinet though, its around here. somewhere

[slenderrat]

ok

*she gives you cheese*

[reverse-slenderman]

huh. neat.

*He folds up the slice and puts it in his breast pocket.*

Thanks I guess. I still don't trust you enough to eat it tho

[reverse-slenderman]

looks at you

- @slenderrat

oh Slod not you again

[slenderrat]

What's wrong, just wanted to say hi~!

[reverse-slenderman]

look, if this is about before, I'm sorry. I was admittedly a huge asshole. lets just forgive and forget about that whole fight, yeah?

*Rev offers a handshake. A completely and totally innocent handshake. Trust me :).*

[slenderrat]

oh no I've forgiven you.

*Rat looks down suspiciously at the handshake. she instinctively breaks reverse's hand.*

Also, I don't do handshakes.

[reverse-slenderman]

...fair enough.

*Rev smacks his broken hand against a tree, somehow fixing it.*

And I don't believe you're just saying hi. You don't seem like the "polite" type.

[slenderrat]

Whaaaaat? me? Impolite? What makes you say that?

I just came from a free therapy session thank you very much.

[reverse-slenderman]

Ehhhhh. Still don't really believe you

[slenderrat]

you're right. im actually here for another reason...

do you have any cheese

[reverse-slenderman]

Nope.

i do have a spice cabinet though, its around here. somewhere

[reverse-slenderman]

looks at you

- @slenderrat

oh Slod not you again

[slenderrat]

What's wrong, just wanted to say hi~!

[reverse-slenderman]

look, if this is about before, I'm sorry. I was admittedly a huge asshole. lets just forgive and forget about that whole fight, yeah?

*Rev offers a handshake. A completely and totally innocent handshake. Trust me :).*

[slenderrat]

oh no I've forgiven you.

*Rat looks down suspiciously at the handshake. she instinctively breaks reverse's hand.*

Also, I don't do handshakes.

[reverse-slenderman]

...fair enough.

*Rev smacks his broken hand against a tree, somehow fixing it.*

And I don't believe you're just saying hi. You don't seem like the "polite" type.

[slenderrat]

Whaaaaat? me? Impolite? What makes you say that?

I just came from a free therapy session thank you very much.

[reverse-slenderman]

Ehhhhh. Still don't really believe you

[reverse-slenderman]

looks at you

- @slenderrat

oh Slod not you again

[slenderrat]

What's wrong, just wanted to say hi~!

[reverse-slenderman]

look, if this is about before, I'm sorry. I was admittedly a huge asshole. lets just forgive and forget about that whole fight, yeah?

*Rev offers a handshake. A completely and totally innocent handshake. Trust me :).*

[slenderrat]

oh no I've forgiven you.

*Rat looks down suspiciously at the handshake. she instinctively breaks reverse's hand.*

Also, I don't do handshakes.

[reverse-slenderman]

...fair enough.

*Rev smacks his broken hand against a tree, somehow fixing it.*

And I don't believe you're just saying hi. You don't seem like the "polite" type.