Professional Sweat-Bucket

need an iced mocha and pacific punch monster mixed together into one

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Savant Syndrome is so interesting to me, bam you have head trauma but hey now you can speak russian! It’s like when you reset a skill tree of a video game character

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I have like a really really long back to back shift at work this week, and I’m emotionally exhausted already and it’s barely started.

So I spent the last hour bawling, but I remembered my folks bought me popcorn. So I promptly stopped crying and I’m now eating popcorn in the dark

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Just started playing Ni No Kuni on switch,

And I’m sorry I will gladly punt (english voice) Mr Drippy as far as humanly possible. Bro keeps calling me “crybaby bunting” because I’ve spent 3 days mourning my mothers untimely death, that I may or may not have played a hand in, and he’s so needy.

We’ve just met and you want to stick around for my entire adventure? Imma feed you to the evil bird.

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My evil dog pissed on my bed today. He did not look guilty, and this was right after I gave him a fuss and a cuddle and told him he was such a good boy because he protected the house while I walked to the shop to buy coffee.

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I wish I could meet people that share my same love for choose your own adventure novels , otherwise known as game books, I just love them so much. It’s was such a revolutionary concept, a book where you could choose the route and get your own ending.

I’m actually writing my own game book right now, I hope I can do the concept justice.

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I want to make games in the same essence of old Sierra Games. The ones where you type in commands and you can do stuff. But I don’t know how to make those, and I can’t afford a class to learn.

So imma keep tippy tappying up my little choose your own adventure game till something changes.

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Bramble and The Mountain King looks so good!! Little people vs big trolls and they look so sick!

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I am so mind-numbingly sick I can’t barely stand, see straight and just spent 40 minutes crying over wrestlers.

I’ve never watched wrestling in my entire life.

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Can’t sleep and the longer I’m awake the more anxious I get and the more anxious I get the more I can’t sleep

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Look clubbing weapons are just the worst fantasy weapon ever cause you just can’t make it look powerful. Like, you’d never see a legendary hero with a big thunk of wood in the shape of a chicken leg and expect it to be able kill a god. If you were to level up how would you make it fancy? Have crystal sticking out of it like nails in a baseball bat? Make it a funky colour? Make it slightly longer and thinner to signify that your aim is better and therefore you deal more damage? Killing a boss monster with a club makes it look like the boss is being murdered by Fred Flintstone (the exception is Link)

The closest thing to a fancy clubbing weapon I can think of would be a fancy hammer, but even then its not a proper club.

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got that hand itch, that type of hand itch only biting will suffice