You know I don't actually know the point of Tumblr so I'm going to use this as a rambles channel because sometimes I just need to yabbadabbadoo a little bit.
Today's topic: What the FUCK IS THE POINT IN HAVING A DICK GNG.
Like, we out here having it dangling down between my legs making itself a nuisance, like gtfo.
Let me elaborate.
They are the least aesthetically pleasing things potentially of all time, they're ugly. Like, who looks at a penis and thinks "wow yeah let me fucking devour that", and to think I have to stare down at that thing every time god forbid I get naked.
Then, they have like only one notable perk in that I can piss standing up, but then pissing in public is banned, what's the deal with that? Like, god forbid I want to whip it out in a bush and have a wazz.
Probably notable that I'm entirely non binary or something.
But like, then, I'm out here giving a presentation right. Tell me why my shit is acting like I'm rocking some crazy huzz. Like. No. You're embarassing me? Please stop?
Overall, I feel as if having a penis is not very beneficial to my mental and emotional well-being. It is a nuisance, it is ugly, and its one good use is "illegal".
2/10 body part, slightly better than a little toe.
