Definitely Important Posts

Call me Dip | He / They / It | Lover of soup, peas, eggy pasta, Etrian Odyssey (ask me anything about Chain Duelist!), and 7th Dragon | Professional giggler | Recreational tagger | Minors tread carefully.

[definitelyimportantpost]

I don't even mean to mass rb from random people most of the time. I just find myself on someone's blog and next thing I know, it's been an hour and I'm 36km deep into their stuff like it's my own dashboard

[water-mellie-seeds]

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[lepospondyl]

[lepospondyl]

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[crabussy]

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

[crabussy]

he was so delighted by my fits of giggles that he drew eight wet skeletons for me

[spitblaze]

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[teaboot]

You keep food and dishes in the same cupboard???

I mean it's all one long wide shelf with a bunch of doors? I'm a renter, it's not like they hired a cabinetry expert

[catchymemes]

[teaboot]

"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

[pissvortex]

Mobster, pointing a gun at my head: Any last words kid

Me: I actually like to use women's deodorant because the stuff for men dries out my skin and smells like harsh chemicals

*BANG*

(3 hours later, at Walmart)

(Mobster holding Dove Advance Care in the deodorant aisle)

Hmm...

[warmsuggestion]

If you need me, I'll be rowing my boat gently down the stream.

[apples-of-apples]

My irls are not real

[catchymemes]

[pokemon-translated]

[footlongdingledong]

[kaiasky]

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

[biggestzam]

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

[kaiasky]

i want you on my team holy shit