my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
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my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!
“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔
hi everyone this is my sister nintendo #nintendo
oh sorry i spillt juice i hope you dont come lick me all over
severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person
rhyming couplet written by craigslist
Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?
let me make this easier for you: our daughter, Falin Objectum Smith, ate a leadberry because you didn't become pregnant with a proper gun safe and now she's getting a surgeryjob from a doctor with big scalpels
Uncouth behavior on my part. Not the time or place to squirt
Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.
Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!
My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".
The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...
My card: Declines
Enjoying that discounted set of Egyptian cotton sheets you found on Facebook Marketplace? Well just know that before they were unopened they were on my mattress where I was doing anal and eating teriyaki chicken
I want to be the world's first plus size gay porn star with moderate scoliosis
any tips for developing discipline? ive been going through life on a lackadaisical hedonist build but ive got a bunch of mysterious problems that i may or may not be at fault for
how do i get my cuck to stay put in his chair? he keeps pacing around the room because he is on stimulants..
likable in a china shop
and a little more fucking the wound for my friend here please
yeah i'm into petplay run me over with your car