heartbreaker

got a figure like a pin up, got a figure like a doll. don't care if you think i'm dumb, i don't care at all. i chew you up and i'll spit you out, 'cause that's what young love is all about. so pull me closer and kiss me hard i'm gonna pop your bubblegum heart. vitani jelani. 17. +var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5247821"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

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oswald. 

“What even is a 1D symbol? It sounds like a penis in the first place,” Oswald observed, shrugging. He barely even knew the boy band existed, so while listening to Vitani’s story, all he really took away from it was that the logo seemed like it was supposed to remind someone of a penis.

“seeing as you don’t know what the symbol is, i’m going to spare you the details and tell you now that it’s stupid. so really, that whole story was probably pointless to you, huh?”

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azula. 

“Did she really expect that to work?”

“a-fucking-pparently. she was missing a few screws in her head i feel.”

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“so this girl just came in to where i work, which is starbucks, and she asked me to draw the fuckin’ 1D symbol from one direction in her foam, and i was like, ‘is this even fuckin’ possible?’, and so i tried, and it ended up lookin’ like a disfigured penis. so, that happened and i don’t know if i should be happy with the look on her face or sad with the fact that she had the guts to ask that.”

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loralei. 

“Just the chaos of it all, the destruction, seeing people in pain because of what I did to them. It’s all so much fun, don’t you think?”

“let me think.” she pauses for a good two seconds, “mmm, no. but that’s just me.”

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swiz.

‘ while i was planning on finishing it either way, you know what would make it better? if you’d watch with me. ’

“i could watch jersery shore every day of my life and live pleasantly but sorry la mignonne, it takes a lot more to get one on one time with me.”

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anita.

“i would say i’m fun but according to that list you’ve just given i seem to be just like everyone else around here… maybe worse.”

“i take it you’re one of emporia’s residential grandmas then? can you knit me a sweatshirt? maybe bake me some cookies?”

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loralei. 

“I agree that those things are fun, but I personally find fighting and shit to be fun as well. You really have no reason to judge me, but I won’t care either way.”

“i’m not purposely trying to judge you. more or less pointing out the obvious. what makes fighting so fun to you?”

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TASK 001 ; THE BASICS —

"he’s like six years older than me but holy shit he is so fucking hot. i’m laughing out loud literally. help me.”

ORIGINS & FAMILY

Name: vitani cleoh jelani

Nickname: n/a

Reason for name: --

Birthday: may 28th

Age: seventeen

Gender: female

Place of birth: dodoma tanzania

Places lived since: emporia, texas

Parents’ names, backgrounds, occupations: mother’s name is zirana, she’s a stay at home mom and schemer, and is currently healthy. father’s name is scar,  he's a drug lord, boxer, and gambler, and is healthy-ish.

Number of siblings: two brothers. one older and blood related. other younger and adopted

Relationship with family (close? estranged?): was close when she was the baby then she grew apart from them all.

Happiest memory: getting what she wanted and attention

Childhood trauma:  falling for kovu for two seconds.

Children of his own?: n/a

If so, relationship with their mother/father?: n/a

Age he/she gave birth/became a father: n/a

PHYSICAL

Height: 5′10″

Weight:  130lbs

Build: athletic

Nationality: african

Disabilities (physical or mental, including mental illnesses): n/a

Complexion (freckles, acne, skin tone, birth marks): fair skin, no acne scars, no birthmarks

Face shape: hexagon

Distinguishing facial features: towering height

Hair color: blonde and kinda brown

Usual hair style (feel free to add a gif/link an image here): short

Eye color: hazel

Glasses? Contacts?: no glasses, no contacts

Style of dress/typical outfit(s) (feel free to add a gif/link an image here): ANYTHING HERE

Typical style of shoes (feel free to add a gif/link an image here): fucking anything

Health (is this person usually sick? or very resilient?): not sick often

Grooming (does she/he wear makeup? shower daily? wear only clean clothes? pluck her eyebrows?): wears makeup, showers daily, wears only clean clothes unless she’s doing something dirty, and she plucks her eye brows.

Jewelry? Tattoos? Piercings? (feel free to add a gif/link an image here): earrings, jewelry of all kind.

Accent?: sort of

Unique mannerisms/physical habits (bites nails, talks with hands, taps feet when restless): taps her foot in annoyance

Athletic?: she is surprisingly.

INTELLECT

Level of education (high school drop out, undergrad BA/BS, PhD, MD, etc.): soon senior

Level of self esteem: breaks the scale

Gifts/talents: being nice and mean at the same time

Shortcomings: coming off as a bitch, being assumed a liar

Style of speech (loud, mumbler, articulate, etc.): loud when wanted to be heard

“Left brain” or “right brain” thinker?: leftbrain thinker

Artistic?: no

Mathematical?: yup

Makes decisions based mostly on emotions, or on logic?: emotions

Neuroses: n/a

Life philosophy: n/a

Religious stance: n/a

Cautious or daring?: daring

Most sensitive about/vulnerable to: talking about kovu

Optimist or pessimist?: optimistic for the most part

Extrovert or introvert?: extrovert

Level of comfort with technology: fucking off the scale

RELATIONSHIPS

Current marital/relationship status: single

Sexual orientation: pansexual

Past relationships: n/a

Primary reason for being broken up with: n/a

Primary reasons for breaking up with people: n/a

Level of sexual experience: off the scale again

Story of first kiss: at a party playing spin the bottle

Story of loss of virginity (if any—if not, how does he/she want it to happen, if at all?): 7 minutes in heaven at said party before

A social person? (popular, loner, some close friends, makes friends and then quickly drops them): popular as fuck

Most comfortable around (person): nuka

Oldest friend: n/a

How does she think others perceive her?: a bitch out to cut you

How do others actually perceive her?: a bitch out to cut you

VOCATION

Profession: mean girl / blogger

Past occupations: n/a

Passions: writing and reading

Attitude towards current job: loves it

Attitude towards current coworkers, bosses, employees: n/a

Salary: n/a

SECRETS

Phobias:  n/a

Life goals: to become president

Dreams: to own a whole tv show

Greatest fears: people not liking her for being her

Most ashamed of: crushing on her adopted brother

Most embarrassing thing ever to happen to him: frying the first day of second grade

Compulsions: typing fast and getting nails done

Obsessions: writing

Secret hobbies: poetry

Secret skills:  can sew pretty damn well

Past sexual transgressions: --

Crimes committed: n/a

What she most wants to change about her current life: her age, she wants to be older

What he most wants to change about his physical appearance: maybe a little shorter

DETAILS/QUIRKS

Daily routine: being a bitch 24/7

Night owl or early bird?: night owl

Light or heavy sleeper?: heavy sleep

Favorite food: meat (;

Least favorite food: balogna

Favorite book: the classics

Least favorite book: textbooks

Favorite movie: mean girls

Least favorite movie: avatar ( blue people )

Favorite song: drunk texting by chris brown

Least favorite song: anything country or classical

Coffee or tea?: coffee

Crunchy or smooth peanut butter?: crunchyt

Type of car she drives (or wishes she drove):  silver porsche

Lefty or righty?: righty

Favorite color: purple

Cusser?: yes

Smoker? Drinker? Drug user?: no to smoking, yes to drinking, sometimes to drug use

Biggest regret: not keeping close friends.

Pets?: n/a

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loralei. 

“I totally agree, that last party was so lame. Barely anyone was drinking, most people were being little bitches about simple truth or dare, and then when I tried to start a big fight barely anyone participated.”

“if your idea of fun is fighting then you need to check yourself into a mental institution or something because that’s not fun. remember what i just listed? body shots, drinking games, grinding; that is fun.”

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penelope. 

“Nobody could believe it when it happened, but yeah, real. Mhm, yeah they’re cute. Cubby is very sexually driven too though, so, just heads up; and Oswald gets very confident after a couple of drinks so, you could enjoy it.” She chuckled. “Well you could come to the party tomorrow. There will be something.”

“huh. sexually driven but hopefully not clingy? --ha, if a boy has to be drunk to be confident and fun then i don’t see a point in trying anything. i do have some morals and screwing with drunk guys isn’t one of them.” humming, vitani just thought about it for a moment. “party sounds good though. what’s the occasion?”

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penelope. 

“If you want body shots, I suggest you go find Hiccup. Oswald and Cubby for grinding, high school and college shit, hmm.. Star and Liz maybe. But yeah, a lot of people here are grannies.”

“hiccup doing body shots? that’s a joke all in itself. now this oswald and cubby person-- are they cute? ‘cause i might have to go out of my way to meet them if that’s the case.” she paused, shrugging. “i know liz, not star though. however, ya’ll around here need to step up your game.”

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“so i really don’t mean to be a fucking piss baby or anything like that but does anyone around here know how to have a little fun? i mean really have any fun? like body shots, drinking games, grinding, typical high school and college shit or did i come to this town to hang out with a bunch of grannies?”

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TASK 004 ; THE TREE —

no family is perfect. we argue. we fight. we even stop talking to each other at times. but in the end, family is family: the love will always be there.

KOVU JELANI   > 17 years old   > rebel with a cause   > adopted younger brother   > jordan fisher

NUKA JELANI   > 22 years old   > unknown occupation   > older brother   > donald glover

ZIRANA JELANI  > 39 years old  > stay at home mom, schemer   > mother  > kerry washington

TAKA “SCAR” JELANI > 45 years old > drug lord, boxer, gambler (business man, sketchy) > father > shemar moore

ABASI OKAFOR  > 67 years old > retired lawyer > grandpa on mother’s side > samuel l. jackson

TALIN OKAFOR > 62 years old > substitute teacher > grandma on mother’s side > oprah winfrey

MUGISA JELANI > 46 years old > volunteer worker > uncle  > michael ealy 

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elizabeth. 

“Oh, please don’t, I already feel ill, I don’t want to vomit. It’s so funny to me how people are willing to go against nature like that, I don’t think I would be able to. Speaking of which, I need to get in contact with some of my old…flames. Hopefully they haven’t all grown boring since I’ve been gone. I agree, Vitani, I think this is going to be good. So tell me more about this guy? Does he have a name?”

“back up you gorgeous girl. did you just say flames? as in ‘i just want a good time with no strings attached’ type of flames? ‘cause if that’s the case do you want to hook a girl up? --- oh no. i’m not telling you his name. ‘cause if i do and you screw him i will fucking riot. but if you just so happened to fuck him and you didn’t know i was pinning after him then there’s no problems seeing as you didn’t know.”

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elizabeth. 

“I’m sure they will. Nothing ever lasts here. Oh god, you are so right, I don’t think I could have described it better. What the hell is everyone’s issue? Isn’t this the time to experiment and have fun? It’s like we’re living in a morgue or something. He sounds like quite the challenge, but I don’t have any doubt that you’ll get him to cave. Elizabeth, pleasure to meet you Vitani.”

“my assumption is that they’ve never had sex and since they don’t know how amazing it is, they think they can just live on without it. of course they’re wrong it’s like part of human’s nature, but other than that i’m sure some people around here are missing their brains. which is unfortunate because a lot of them are cute as fuck. ooh, i like you already elizabeth. it’s a pleasure to meet you too and might i say, this is a spark of a beautiful friendship.”

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elizabeth. 

“Oh, who cares about them? They can have each other because let’s be honest here, no one else would want to be with either one of them. Unless there was something completely wrong with them mentally. This is so disappointing. We can’t even start destroying lives if there’s nothing worth fucking up. I like your style, and from what I’ve already gathered about you, I’m sure you will have him.”

“exactly. there’s no reason to break them apart because i feel that they’ll tear themselves apart one way or another. ---we can start somewhere by giving everyone a sense of fun. everyone here seems to walk around with a stick up their ass saving themselves for ‘their one true love’ or ‘someone special’. it’s so stupid. you’d be surprised about this guy though, consistently grouchy but around and i seriously just--- never mind. the name’s vitani jelani.”