seb retired at 12:00 fernando called stroll at 12:01 then told otmar he was leaving the team and blocked him alpine announced oscar while mark webber was asleep oscar denied he had a contract with alpine meanwhile mclaren hasn’t told danny ric he’s fired yet and zak brown has promised a seat to every twink he’s come across in the past 6 months ferrari is prostituting charles so that tifosi stop talking about sunday’s flop and pierre and george are on a date in greece













