his name is ed

Icon by @emeraldcas I'm Vitruvi. She/her; I’m 34. Sometimes I write things. Mostly I yell about gay pirates atm. And Taika Waititi’s beautiful face. Fair warning, there will sometimes be nsfw content on this blog.

[mason-bees]

Listen. Steven Moffat listen to me. I need you to tweet "actually johnlock was always intended to be endgame" on the day after the 2024 presidential election and then turn your phone off. I don't care if it's true or not I just need you to do it, please, it would be so funny.

[vitruvianwatson]

I have just discovered the Boopening. I am highly entertained. 🐾

[modern-politics111]

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last few elections and I’m sure assholes will bring it back:

YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.

YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.

IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.

DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.

DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.

DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.

NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES.  IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.

VOTE.

[arnoldlister]

imagine it. sherlock returns in 2026. the baby is gone. what baby? the baby never existed. all the conspirators are vindicated. sherlock and john fuck nasty and the skull with glowing eyes on the wall watches. mystrade is canon. there is never any mention of his sister again and we still don’t know if sherlock’s best friend was a boy or a dog and at this point everyone is too afraid to ask.

[ofmd-ann]

[vampiremansionpoolboy-moved]

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

[beelock]

SHERLOCK: A STUDY IN PINK (2010)

[fallenangelsrollthedice]

Okay I just started watching bbc Sherlock and like... Am I missing something? I thought we had another destiel situation with johnlock like I thought it was implied but not canon but I'm 52mins into the first episode and it feels a like a lot more than implied...

[vitruvianwatson]

I saw this on Facebook today and was devastated to discover that no one in the comments had written “They crave that mineral.” I don’t want to live in that world.

[ohio-thestate]

ok gimmickverse let's all do this

I would be oho-h-

@maryland-officially @the-real-catholic-church @north-dakota-unofficial @non-tyrannical-usa @thee0ne-whos-trying and anyone else!

[beatrice-otter]

chhg

[if-came-the-day]

[queerholmcs]

every now and then i can feel doubt creep into the corners of my mind. but [john blog page dot jpeg] is always there to bring me back to the light.

[milkovichy]

#happy dickfuck day to those who celebrate it

[glittergluekintsugi]

HAPPY DICKFUCK DAY THE THIRD

[ofmd-ann]

Tell-tale tv dropped a new poll

☠️🌈❤️

[ellis-peace]

it's pretty close rn!! go vote for ofmd! and btw you don't have to sign up or subscribe to anything. I just keep scrolling til I got to the poll.

[ofmd-ann]

We have a little compeition! Go vote ✨

[thetardigrape]

Don't let it end like this!

[going-to-superhell]

I wish I could take off my boobs like an accessory

[potplant-deactivated20240905]

Favourite opening line to a classic novel?:

"Call me Ishmael"

"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a-"

"124 was spiteful. Full of Baby's venom."

"In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit."

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times"

"It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen."

"He was an old man that fished alone in a skiff-"

"All children, except one, grow up."

"It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs-"

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transfo-"

"Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins"

"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."

Voting ended onJul 28, 2024

[y2jenn-deactivated20251108]

then I look at you and the world's alright with me