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Okay hear me out enchanted by taylor swift with a rossi!daughter reader x spencer. They meet at an fbi banquet and really hit it off and are talking the whole night and reader won’t shut up about spencer to rossi so he finally gives spencer her number at work becuase “she won’t shut up about you” and the team starts laughing and teasing spencer but he finally asks her out and they go on a date 😁
cw: spencer gets nervous in a crowd and theres one of those ‘if you hurt her...’ talks, it’s pretty much just fluff tho :)
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Spencer sees her for the first time during the annual FBI award ceremony. It’s a Saturday night and he’d really rather be at home curled up on the couch with his new copy of Fahrenheit 451, but alas - he wormed his way out of coming last year and his teammates weren’t about to let him get away with it a second time.
It’s only been about thirty minutes and he’s already exhausted - the crowd of people is only getting larger and the hum of conversation along with it. His blazer is too loose around the shoulders and his slacks are too short around the ankles - he’s wearing a soft cardigan underneath and despite how much he loves it, it still feels like everyone else is so much better dressed that he is. Hotch and Emily are the only other members of his team who have arrived thus far, and they’re both too preoccupied with playing nice with the higher-ups to notice Spencer standing alone in the corner.
He awkwardly stands there and fiddles with his shirt cuffs for a while, growing increasingly anxious as more and more time passes without another familiar face appearing in the crowd. That’s what I get for letting Garcia talk me into this, he thinks to himself, Half-an-hour since the banquet started and she’s still not here yet!
His mouth starts to feel dry as he stands alone and rocks on his heels so he makes the decision to venture out into the crowd in search of a glass of water, taking a deep breath to steady himself before he goes. The catering tables are easy enough to find, and there’s a big jug of ice water with a spout at the bottom and lemon slices floating on the top. Spencer’s hands are shaking a little as he reaches for one of the clear plastic cups, holding it under the spout and watching the water line slowly creep up and up and up. He gulps the whole cup down right there then goes to fill it a second time, flinching when some of the cold water splashes onto his hands and -
jay this is so cute 🥺🥺🥺
Battle of the Houses (Reid Request)
Request: Reid comes home to you dressed up like Harry Potter with Jack and Henry - @ilovecatswwehp
A/N: Just a little ficlet about two sweet boys! Hope you enjoy the heated debate over Spencer’s Hogwarts House! Side Note: Tumblr ate this fic the first time I posted it - sorry! Couple: Spencer Reid/GenderNeutral!Reader Category: Fluff Content Warning: Harry Potter References Word Count: 1.2k
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You know that saying, “stuck between a rock and a hard place”? My night was turning out something like that. Except instead of a rock and a hard place, I was stuck between a lion and a badger.
I’d lost track of whose turn it actually was in the debate between the boys after about the fifth objection. I was pretty sure it didn’t actually matter either way— I understood the gist of their arguments.
The only problem with my growing apathy and exhaustion was that by the time the door opened and revealed my boyfriend, I couldn’t even be bothered to move. So that’s what he saw when he walked in: Me, dressed in a closet cosplay of a Harry Potter character with Jack and Henry each tugging on one side of my scarf.
“Welcome home,” I managed to drone in the dullest possible register.
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adorable ☺️🥰
The Perfect Plan (Reid Request)
Request: (I lost the request I’m so sorry, but) Reader proposes to Spencer.
A/N: I’m so pissed - Tumblr ate this post from my queue 😭 I hope you enjoy it! I’m sorry for the wait and that I lost your request! Couple: Spencer Reid/GenderNeutral!Reader (meaning no pronouns/gender identifiers) Category: Fluff Content Warning: None! Word Count: 2K
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I am a person who always has a plan. It’s who I am. For as long as I can remember, I have always loved to know every step of the process. That’s part of what drew me to Spencer Reid.
Unfortunately, despite our shared love for predictability, his job didn’t really lend itself to rigid plans. So, for this particular plan, I reminded myself during each step of the process of all the different ways it could go wrong.
But, despite my best efforts and rather detailed coordination of details, I’d missed one. My plan gave me a timeframe of thirty specific days, and it was the thirtieth day. There was less than one hour remaining before it no longer mattered, and Spencer wasn’t home yet.
I had made a mistake. A miscalculation, if you will.
But just as I had resigned myself to the failure, the doorknob turned. With a voice made up of pure panic, my boyfriend burst through the door.
“Hey! If you get your stuff right now, we can still make it!”
pommy this is so cute 😭🥰🥺
Pipsqueak (Reid Request)
Request: If you are taking requests, could you write a really fluffy fic where the female reader is short, like 5 foot, and Spencer is constantly teasing her about it? - @parasite–girl
A/N: Spencer is OOC and I don’t care because it’s funny. I wanted to keep this relatively simple since I tend to see a lot of short-leaning Reader fics. Enjoy! Couple: Spencer Reid/GenderNeutral!Reader Category: Fluff Content Warning: There is a piggyback ride, so the Reader does have a semi-specified weight in that way Word Count: 2.1k
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It was way too early for the coffee pot to be taking as long as it was. Truthfully, I shouldn’t have even been there that early, but I’d managed to wake up before my alarm and decided to try out that thing I always heard about getting a jumpstart on your day. But as I practically lay on the counter, I decided that it was, definitively, bullshit.
I’d only been standing for about 3 minutes and my feet were already killing me. It was my own fault for wearing these shoes, although I’d blame it on someone else. After a quick glance around the office, I made a decision. With the utmost grace and maturity, I hoisted myself up onto the counter of the BAU kitchenette.
I regretted very little about my decision; the blood returned to my feet almost immediately and I let out a casual sigh as I dropped my head back against the cabinets. Maybe the day could be salvaged, I thought.
But I was wrong.
cute 🥰🥺
Watermelon Wonder
Pairing - Spencer Reid x Reader
Summary - Spencer is obsessed with the way your hair smells.
Warnings - Fluff
Word Count - 277
And all imagines/fanfics/blurbs are written solely by me so please don’t steal my work and/or post it without my consent.
Feedback and Comments are welcome. Happy reading!
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“Spence,” You laugh. “Can you stop?” You try to get out of his grip.
“No,” He replies, pulling you closer.
“Spence please I have to get ready, I’m going to get late,” You attempt to get out of his grip, but you fail again.
“You’ll have plenty of time to get ready,” Your head was right below Spencer’s chin and you knew for a fact that Spencer was smelling your hair.
“Spence stop smelling my hair.”
“But you smell so good.”
“Maybe because I just got out of the shower.”
“You smell like heaven,” Spencer rested his chin on top of your head.
“Thank you for the compliment.”
“I don’t want to let you go because I want to keep smelling you,” Spencer mumbles.
“Maybe it’s the new shampoo I’m trying.”
“What flavor?”
“Take a guess.”
Spencer pauses for a couple of seconds, taking a good long sniff at your hair.
“Watermelon Wonder from the Suave kid’s collection?” He replies as you turn to face him.
“Did you see the bottle in the shower?” You ask, curious.
“Am I right?”
“Yes, yes you are.”
“It was sort of a lucky guess.”
“Sure,” You say, narrowing your eyes at him.
“It was,” He smirks as it was soon replaced with a goofy smile.
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You are my heaven on earth - Unknown
Pumpkin (Reid Request)
Request: reader has a thick southern accent and the team kind of teases her for it, but Spencer thinks it is low key cute. LOTS OF FLUFF :) A/N: For those of you who don’t know, I grew up in the south, lmao! I was in Virginia, but I’m very familiar with southern accents & slang. Enjoy! Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader Category: Fluff! Content Warning: None! Word Count: 3.5k
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Her hair reminded me of summertime. There was no particular reason for it, but it did. Watching her move felt like watching a painting come to life, and I wondered how anyone could look past her so easily. Like they weren’t being graced with the presence of a faerie in the form of a woman.
Her voice reminded me of molasses, but there was a little more of a reason for that. The gentle drawl in between each word felt like something that couldn’t be shaken off very easily. The kind of thing that left sweet, sticky marks on whatever it touched. Her eyes were equally paralyzing. I’d compare them to snake venom, but I felt that metaphor might be ill-received by someone unfamiliar with the creature’s impressive evolutionary design.
Which is why I was grateful that we hadn’t had much time to talk alone. I was worried that once we did, she would notice the way I couldn’t form a single coherent sentence when she looked at me. She would take one look at me and know that I was completely lost on backroads and fields that didn’t have names. The same ones that no doubt filled her memories.
I wanted to find them with her. I wanted to become a part of those memories so that the next time I found myself lost, it wouldn’t be because of her. It would be with her.
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(Not a medical) Dr. Spencer Reid, Criminal Minds S13E7, “Dust and Bones”
Can we talk about this man?
Spencer: I’m going out.
Rossi: Where?
Spencer: Either to get ice cream with Emily and Derek or commit a felony. We’ll decide in the car.
Rossi: Okay, be home by 9.
Spencer: Thanks!
Hotch:
Hotch: Why do you encourage this?
Fever Dream (Reid Request)
Request: spencer and bau!reader are best friends and one day the reader accidentally lets it slip that she likes spencer and freaks out and avoids him all week. spencer eventually gets tired of it and shows up to her apartment or something. super fluffy :))
A/N: Oh boy. This was challenging for me because I don’t relate to Reader at ALL, lmao! Just kiss him again, dummy! But still, here it is in all it’s fluffy glory. Couple: Spencer Reid/Fem!Reader Category: Fluff Content Warning: High fever, Extremely Mild Dub Con (kiss during delirium) Word Count: 4.7k
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For all intents and purposes, it was a normal day. JJ and Emily were stifling yawns in their respective offices, Rossi was avoiding paperwork, and I was pouring myself yet another cup of coffee to compensate for the fact that I’d stayed up all night reading about pop culture references.
Okay, so that last part wasn’t entirely normal. And honestly, the amount of time it had taken me to read through the references was embarrassing compared to my normal rate. It wasn’t because it was uninteresting or anything; it was honestly just very involved. There are entirely too many people with too many different aliases for light reading.
As for why I’d spent the precious little free time we got reading about something I’d never really shown much of an interest in…
Well, as it usually goes with me making a fool out of myself, there was a girl.
I really like the au where Mcgonagall raises Harry….
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Pretty Boy (Reid Request)
Request(s):
Bi!spencer Reid/ male!reader fanfic. Of how they met and maybe their first date after a they’ve pinned over each other for a while?
Hi I don’t have any specific requests beyond a male reader, is that ok? I’m just really gay for Spencer and not being able to find fics where the reader is male makes me sad -📸
A/N: So this isn’t the same male Reader from Bi the Way, but it’s a cute idea I had because I’m obsessed with jock himbo in love with tiny nerd who thinks they hate each other. Couple: Spencer Reid/Male!Reader Category: Fluff! Content Warning: None! Word Count: 4.3k
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I’d always heard that when you fell in love, you began to see the person differently. Like in slow-motion or with a little halo of light around their head. When the other guys talked about girls, it never really sounded like that’s what they saw.
too cute 🥺
Can I request a Spencer x reader where the reader recognizes everyone’s touch when she’s asleep and when Spencer touches her she leans into it but moves away when others do?
cw: just fluff :)
wc: .6k
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Spencer’s reading on the jet when he feels a familiar weight drop onto his shoulder - he instinctively glances over and sees your head resting against him, your hair tickling his cheek and your breath coming in soft puffs against his neck. He reaches up to brush your hair out of your face, thumbing over your chin and grinning when you mutter something unintelligible and nestle closer into his side. He leans down to press his forehead against yours, letting his own eyes flutter shut as he sighs into you, the residual tension from the case melting away as he soaks in your warmth.
JJ chuckles from across the table, biting back a grin as Spencer’s eyes snap back open and an embarrassed flush paints his ears and cheeks. You grumble at the sudden movement, pouting a little but remaining blissfully asleep - Spencer instinctively wraps an arm around you as your head starts to fall from his shoulder, pressing a kiss into the crown of your head and -
JJ chuckles again, this time nudging Morgan beside her and drawing his attention away from his music. Spencer buries his face in your hair as Morgan turns to look, making a futile attempt to hide from the teasing he knows is coming in three two one…
THIS IS SO CUTE JAY I AM MELTING 🥺