Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)
THIS IS THE BEST MYTHOLOGY COMIC I’VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT
YESSSSSS.
OMG THIS IS THE BEST
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@vivelascene
Hit him where it hurts, Cassandra! (Apollo is the WORST.)
THIS IS THE BEST MYTHOLOGY COMIC I’VE EVER SEEN HOLY SHIT
YESSSSSS.
OMG THIS IS THE BEST
FRANCIS. FRANCIS MON DIEU. FRANCIS
Mm? What is the matter, ma belle?
limoncellolimelight replied to your post:I believe that I need to tell all of you something…
[LOUD SCREAMING]
How am I the calm one in this situation? Deep breaths, Feli! Live, damn you!
But you’re engaged, Artie! This is so huge! Why aren’t you screaming and bouncing with me? [He’s pouting now, whining and tugging at his hands and hopping.] You’re going to get married!
Feli, mon petit, it will not happen for a while. We still have many things to plan and consider.
[... yeah he's not trying to hide his glee. At all. He's beaming from ear to ear.]
What was the last picture you sent ?
A picture of the cats, which I sent to Arthur. They were curled up together in the window.
Who is the person you text most often? What did your last text say?
I text Arthur the most, and then ma belle Claire, and then ma petite Genevieve. <3 My last text says "I think that dress looks lovely on you." You will have to guess who it is for~!
Favorite sport?
Is teasing Arthur a sport? :3
Hot or cold?
I prefer warm. Not hot, not cold.Â
vivelascene replied to your post: To everyone:
… I love you.
I love you too. So stupidly, infuriatingly much.
I could kiss you right now.Â
Joyeux anniversaire, Joyeux anniversaire, Joyeux anniversaire Francis, Joyeux anniversaire! I have your present for you!
Merci, ma belle!Â
… you do? [He seems rather excited.] What is it, Claire?
I do! /she holds out a bag with colorful paper sticking out the top and surrounding the top of a container of French cookies and candies/ I thought I would get these the last time that I was in France!
... ah! [Francis' eyes light up instantly] My favorites...!
[He can't help but grin, hug her, and kiss her cheek.]Â Tu es le meilleur, Claire.
Joyeux anniversaire, Joyeux anniversaire, Joyeux anniversaire Francis, Joyeux anniversaire! I have your present for you!
Merci, ma belle!Â
... you do? [He seems rather excited.] What is it, Claire?
godsavequeenmab:
That would have been fantastic, actually, but I rather unfortunately didn’t think of that. It’s not all wrapped nicely, but here it is. [inside the simple paper wrapping is a thick book: 1000 Years of Annoying the French by Stephen Clarke]
Ah! [Francis laughs.] It is wonderful! I have always wanted proof of your inherent hatred of my kind in solid form. Merci beaucoup, Arthur. [And he gets a gentle peck on the lips and a smile for his troubles.]
Francis, I, er... I have something for you. It's late, I know, I should have at least hinted at something, but I didn't really know what to say. Can I steal you for just a moment?
Mais bien sûr. What is it, Arthur?
... I hope you did not actually consider getting me a matching sweater vest. That was a joke, cher.
Favorite Disney song?
based loosely on real events
Secret cinema found beneath Paris.
In September 2004, French police discovered a hidden chamber in the catacombs under Paris. It contained a full-sized movie screen, projection equipment, a bar, a pressure cooker for making couscous, a professionally installed electricity system, and at least three phone lines. Movies ranged from 1950s noir classics to recent thrillers.
When the police returned three days later, the phone and power lines had been cut and there was a note on the floor: “Do not try to find us.” (via)
SECRET, MILDLY THREATENING UNDERGROUND COUSCOUS CINEMA
I WANNA GO
LET ME JOIN YOUR KIND, UNDERGROUND MOVIE PEOPLE
nO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND THIS ENTIRE CINEMA WAS HIDDEN BEHIND AN UNDER CONSTRUCTION SIGN THAT LEAD TO A CHECK-IN DISK WITH A FULL CCTV HOOKUP THAT WOULD TURN ON AND RECORD ANY UNREGISTERED VISITORS. AND IF SOMEONE SNUCK IN? A TAPE OF BARKING SECURITY DOGS WOULD BEGIN TO PLAY.Â
BEYOND THE CRAZY FRONT DESK AND THE MOVIE THEATER, THERE WAS A STOCKED BAR AND TABLES AND CHAIRS, MEANING THAT AFTER CATCHING A FLICK IN AN ILLEGAL PARISIAN CATACOMB THEATER, YOU COULD THEN EAT COUSCOUS AND SIP A COCKTAIL NEXT DOOR. THERE WAS A PROFESSIONAL ELECTRICITY SYSTEM SET UP, AND AT LEAST 3 WORKING PHONE LINES. THIS SHIT WAS LIKE A BOND VILLAIN.Â
BETTER YET? IT WAS RUMORED THAT THE PLACE WAS SET UP BY THE UNDERGROUND FRENCH ART GANG UX “Urban eXperiment”, WHO NAVIGATES THROUGH THE PARISIAN UNDERGROUNDS AND ILLEGALLY RESTORES ABANDONED WORKS OF ART, ALONG WITH HOLDING FILM FESTIVALS IN THE BASEMENTS OF GOVERNMENT BUILDINGS. THEY EVEN RELEASED A SHORT FILM ABOUT THEIR WORK RESTORING THE ICONIC PANTHEON CLOCK OVER THE COURSE OF ONE YEAR. NO ONE SUSPECTED THEIR INVOLVEMENT, UNTIL THE CLOCK BEGAN TO WORK AGAIN AFTER 60 YEARS OF RUSTING.
IF YOU DON’T THINK CATACOMBS AND THE PEOPLE WHO HANG OUT IN THEM ARE SOME OF THE COOLEST FUCKING THINGS IN THE WORLD THEN I IMPLORE YOU TO EAT SOME COUSCOUS AND RECONSIDER.
UNDERGROUND FRENCH ART GANG
That is so fucking French. Fuck.
http://www.wired.com/2012/01/ff_ux/all/1
CONCHITA ROSE LIKE A PHOENIX AS DID THE UNITED KINGDOM AND FRANCE IS IN THE ASHES
That is just mean, Arthur. France will always come out smelling like roses even if we lose. Unlike the British, we are good sports.
Francis. More than you. The UK got more than France did. More than youuuuuuuuuu. WE TRIED THIS YEAR.
... [Sigh.]
Fine, do you want to receive your bet winnings now or later? [Taking off his jacket just in case it's the former]