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[farm-witches-fic-recs]

And we’re back! Welcome to the new year, farm witch friends! We’re excited to bring you a few more of our farm witch faves on this First Friday of 2023.

We hope you’ll enjoy them and give the creators some love when you check them out.

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David Rose! You bought the general store (@officer-vakarian) **GIF SET**  “How it all started vs. how we knew it would end.“

Disturbers of the Peace  (proseapothecary) “The banter is slicker than David’s greaser hairstyle in this retro-themed high school AU.“

Don’t build hope on something broken (@5ambreakdown) “A gorgeous Patrick introspection that will give you all the feels.“

It Couldn’t Please Me More (@neelyo67) “Ronnie needs to relax. Heather gets her out of her head.” 

Let the snow fall (@treepyful) “This fluffy, feel-good fic of David and Patrick trapped in their house in a snowstorm is the perfect fic to snuggle under a blanket with.”

Luster (@rosedavid) “David’s got a broken chain and a crush on jeweler Patrick, who’s just trying to figure himself out.”

Tell me something true (@vivianblakesunrisebay) “A sexy and soft fic that takes place following the events of The Premiere. Healthy communication + sexy times = jam!”

[farm-witches-fic-recs]

Oh, hello you! Do you love these kind of Fridays as much as we do? We’re back to share another round of faves and raves from our friends of farm witches.

Check out this week’s community recs and love the creators some love!

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Don’t look down (@alienajackson) “Super fluffy meet cute on a ferris wheel!”

Grip me tight (doug_judy) “A passionate, intense Supernatural AU that hits all the right spots.”

Favored Nations (@blueink3​) “It’s so beautiful, truly shows the love between these 2 characters. I love this alternate universe so much.”

“I cannot even tell you how many times I have read this series. When I had Covid and couldn’t get out of bed, I read it. Recovering from surgery, I read it. On a cold winter weekend, I read it. It has me laughing, crying, researching things to visit and do in New York City.   I love our Broadway David and our Superstar-turned-Broadway-star Patrick. On the off chance that you have not found this series, yet, drop everything, clear your calendar, and start reading!!” 

Keep your hands to myself (@vivianblakesunrisebay​) “This is a really lovely fic about how David likes to touch Patrick, and how much Patrick likes to be touched. Set early in their relationship, it’s filled with gorgeous writing and some really beautiful characterisation. The writer teases at a thread of David’s anxiety and winds it throughout, until Patrick learns to ask for what he wants, and David learns that he’s allowed to do the same.”

Luster (@rosedavid​) “This is a fantastic au where Patrick is a jeweler! It’s a great different first meeting and some wonderful exploration of what it means for Patrick to be queer.” 

Rose Tattoo Series (@blackandwhiteandrose​) “Two fic series that is one of my favorites in the fandom. It’s hard to describe why I love it so much, both of them. Patrick seeking out David for his skills, the instant heat between them, the meaning of the new tattoo. The follow up fic is wicked hot.”

Somewhere Near (alldaydream/@maybewecandreamalittle​) “Patrick has amnesia but his family doesn’t know what happened in Schitt’s Creek. They think he lived in Elmdale. Patrick drives back and finds Schitt’s Creek. I don’t want to give away too much. It’s a great story. It’s angsty but not too much. My type of angst.” 

To soften rocks, or bend a knotted oak (iola17/@beaiola) “It’s simply amazing. The backstories for every character are well thought out, including the original characters, and the characters we all know and love feel very real even though it’s an AU. It’s a slow burn and there’s angst, but the love story between David and Patrick is so well done that everything feels very rewarding. I couldn’t stop reading once I started.”

You were there all along (@treluna4) “The story of a young Stevie and Twyla who bond over similarly unhappy family situations. It’s easy to see how these two would be drawn to each other, and it’s so beautiful to experience their friendship growing and changing into so much more.”

[weathereyehorizon]

😭🤣 For the reader asks please!

I am very late responding to this. Sorry! 💛

😭 Has a fic ever left you inconsolable?

I'm pretty angst allergic when it comes to David and Patrick, so I tend to avoid anything super angsty, and flat out refuse to read it if there's infidelity, death, or if it doesn't have a happy ending.

In one of my previous fandoms, my 2 OTPs were both an immortal paired with a human, so I regularly cried myself to sleep with those bedtime stories. 😫

A few SC fics that I love, but have hit me particularly hard are:

It Happened Gradually by @neelyo67

beloved by @blackandwhiteandrose

happy golden days of yore by @blueink3

Seasons of Love by Distractivate

🤣 Has a fic ever made your face hurt from laughing so much?

Silly, funny fics are my jam to read and write, and I know I will miss some favourites, but here are a few off the top of my head:

Defcon... Which Is The Worst One Again? by @beaiola

Squirrels by @resilientrose

so bitter and so sweet by @5ambreakdown

you keep using that word by @dinnfameron

Never Again by @lastchancecafe13

A Wild Goose Chase - Illustrated Edition by @mostlyinthemorning

Winning the Game by @ladyflowdi

Strong Pretty Big by @missgeevious

Help! Cum Quickly! by @goodiecornbread

Step right up by @vivianblakesunrisebay

Ask me things!

[farm-witches-fic-recs]

Hello dearest witches!

I hope you are having the most wonderful autumn!

I was thinking about Lies, Damned Lies, and Fake Dating by vivianblakesunrisebay, and how the plot os just wonderfully full of crazy shenanigans.

I was wondering if you had any recommendations for other fics with similar vibes of wacky adventures and fun plot lines. Bonus points if it has a generous dose of some D&P pining.

Thank you as always for everything you do ❤️

hello friend!

We love a good shenanigan here on the farm, so check out these fics:

A Fabrication of Appeal - @saekokato

Incorrect - @lisamc-21

Marriage of Convenience Store - @ICMezzo

an open smile on a friendly shore - cromarty (@patrickredactedbrewer)

Simply the Vest - orphan_account

Stay, Don't Leave - houdini74 ( @mostlyinthemorning)

Such Great Heights - @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3 where i want to go - @oh-la-fraise-blog

from the ask:

Lies, Damned Lies, and Fake Dating - @vivianblakesunrisebay

[igor-shesterkin]

noah reid in “the date”

[pookieshane]

Patrick Brewer in Every Episode || 6x07 Moira Rosé

[mostlyinthemorning]

Noah vs Hats Day 13 - Noah vs the Tillerson Ballcap

Billy Tillerson lives on in our hearts. And in Noah’s hat. 

Completely scientific rating system:

Style: 9/10 A key part of the classic Noah look. 

Hotness: 9/10 That top pic is a solid 10 out of 10 and the sweater in the bottom pic is doing him all kinds of favours, plus *arms* in the others. Clearly this hat is a good one. 

Hat competency: 9/10 He’s actually mostly wearing this one correctly?

[mostlyinthemorning]

Noah vs Hats Day 12 - Noah vs Wigs

Are wigs hats? They go on your head, so for our purposes, I’m going to say yes. 

Completely scientific rating system:

Style: 8/10 He’s right up there with Moira in his ability to rock these looks. 

Hotness: 8/10 I will never ever be over the green wig or the black nail polish. Not ever. Points deducted for that last one which reminds me of too many guys I knew in high school.

Hat competency: 9/10  Given how he struggles with hats, he wears a wig surprisingly well.

[rosevilles]

there is a moment, where you say to yourself, “oh, there you are. I’ve been looking for you forever.”

[weathereyehorizon]

503 vs 613

Season 6 of Schitt's Creek was a love letter to the fans, with callbacks to the other seasons littered throughout every episode.

When Patrick moved to Schitt's Creek and got a room with Ray, he didn't know how long he was going to be staying. He said as much when he and David first looked at his apartment, a symbol of his commitment to stay. Fitting that their discussion about leaving Schitt's Creek for New York happened in the same place.

[mostlyinthemorning]

It’s a brand new month and we all know what that means. That’s right, it’s time for some brand new nonsense!

Welcome to…Noah vs Hats.

Day 1 - Noah vs the Backwards Ballcap

While the early looks aren’t as strong, I think we can agree that this dudebro look has definitely evolved into a clear winner.

Completely scientific rating system:

Style: 10/10 This is a classic for a reason and it fits perfectly into Noah’s fashion icon wardrobe

Hotness: 12/10 Not even the worst looks can have a negative impact here

Hat competency: 9/10 It stands to reason that Noah excels at wearing a hat the wrong way around.

Credit to @noahreids for the hat flip gif

[roseapothecary]

David and Patrick + Playfulness

Love is a game that two can play and both win. — Eva Gabor

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

Just thinking a lot about Stevie’s reaction in each of these scenes… How well she knows David. How well she knows what these moments mean to him.

Schitt’s Creek:  Grad Night (3x13)  |  Life Is a Cabaret (5x14)

[noahreids]

Noah Reid | Adjustments Live on Moment House 2022.07.18 (4/?)

[farm-witches-fic-recs]

wondrous witches,

I love so many of the cameo cast from the show and I would love to see more fics with them. What are some of your faves with Klare, Sebastien, Rachel, etcetera?

thanx!

All of the characters that come and go are pretty fantastic, but we decided to focus on the three you named specifically. (And are probably the most likely to have fics about them.)

Klair

How Albany Got Her Groove Back - Anonymous

Inexplicable things - orphan_account

Lies, Damned Lies, and Fake Dating - @vivianblakesunrisebay

Rachel

As it was made to be - @designatedgrape

burn before you bloom - earlylight ( @earlywrites)

Dappled with the flickers of light - doingthemost ( @sarahlevys), 

@yourbuttervoicedbeau

like we're made of starlight - @lilythesilly

A Secret Power - Distractivate

Some kind of alchemy - @blackandwhiteandrose

talk to me baby - @hullomoon

Tell it to the Goats - @kindofspecificstore

You must be Kidding - @agoodpersonrose

Sebastien

Aeration - @middyblue

bad ideas and worse decisions - melanoleucus

Good Defense - bigficenergy (@fraudulentzodiac)

Good Enough - @weathereyehorizon

A good person - @myolivebranch

I Remember - DisgruntledPelican

I Will Always Buy You Snacks - therapychicken

Just a Momentary Thing - shykia1029

Lean in - @lastchancecafe13

The Raine Job - @lastchancecafe13

So much better - @flowerfan

Strangers, friends, husbands, lovers - houdini74 (@mostlyinthemorning)

This is how a heart breaks - @blackandwhiteandrose

A Truly Awful Night - @well-schitt

Try and catch the wind - @yourbuttervoicedbeau

When it raines, it pours - @blueink3 You can’t really win if you have nothing to lose - @stereopticons

[noahreids]

Noah Reid - Adjustments Live World Premiere July 18th | Part 2 [ Part 1]

[noahreids]

Noah Reid | Adjustments Live on Moment House 2022.07.18 (3/?)