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scissorsaint

they're saying bloodletting is the new foreplay

#this is so #theridia

adastrabbit

#moth this is us #im gonna plan an august trip i promise

ein-kleiner

I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction

phantomrose96

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

#duck has her babies every year at my jobs garden #the hatchlings did exactly this btw #they moshed and mashed #and the kitchen served them plates of greens and berries until the animal rescue people could bring them somewhere safe

coffintrapped

i know i said i was into bugs recently but i didn’t mean i wanted to find an ant in my water cup. or see a house centipede skedaddle across my floor at 12am. hashtag my old house

#old ass house w bugs up the ass #<- prev yeah #just moved into old apartment and so many centipedes #went to wash the dishes and one was in the sink #crawled up my arm #i havent tried to wash a dish since

plagued-by-visions

sometimes friendship is being awake at 4am and sexualizing a senior citizen

@vivisection-gf

#gilfs am i right

magentamaraschino

Frederick Chilton is like plankton to me idk how to explain it

vivisection-gf

no explanation needed, i understand

^fredrick literally every other episode

#hannibal

aloyhh

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

lightningcrashes

KYLE GALLNER The Passenger | 2023

#prev me too #my timeline stopped after i discovered the passenger #always thinking of them #eli and i quote benson daily still #the passenger

terpsikeraunos

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

aphilologicalbatman-deactivated

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

zipstick

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

kaijufluffs

She's being so big and brave.

daddyfuckedme

illumiiiz

guy who is burnt out beyond recognition and can barely get through the workday just to collapse into bed when he gets home voice: I have got to make art again. it will heal me

#just made art for the first time in weeks #it is in fact healing

criticalrolememes

So about that season 4 sneak peak

#critical role

mutationgirl

(having a good week) that’s right. the goal is to increase my baseline. make the spirals shallower until they spin lazily on the surface of the water, lose their suction. im not trying to fix it all at once, im trying to incrementally improve my way into something tolerable. and once im there maybe i can shoot for good

(having a bad week) and in my terrible forge i will temper the flames of ruin

veradraven

We're the Hex Girls. Magic-infused rock is how we roll.

THE HEX GIRLS in SCOOBY-DOO: MYSTERY INCORPORATED

2.18 | "Dance of the Undead"

#HEX GIRLSSSS #sdmi

langernameohnebedeutung

I refuse to be gaslit by summer lovers any longer. This sucks and never has winter or cold impeded me this much. >:((

#winter doesn't make me longingly stare into the oven the way summer makes me stand in front of the fridge #< prev tags #yeah

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