Vox Machina’s One (1) Collective Brain Cell

SPOILER WARNING! Mostly reblogs of stuff that makes me laugh, but original content will be tagged 'mine' Insta: @/criticalrolememes Run by Maya (she/her)

[bluestrawberry7]

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(cr4 memes part 9)

[tharannas]

I love you Kattigan <3

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

Primus: It has taken two years and the deaths of two members of my House and yet I have sadly failed in creating a celestial 😔

Thaisha:

[justalittlebluetiefling]

My baby daddy can take my family's swords WHENEVER HE WANTS

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Thaisha's paperwork:

[grayintogreen]

Primus: I KNOW MY DAUGHTERS ARE WEIRDLY INCESTUAL. I KNOW THEY KILLED THEIR FIANCÉS (they’re banned from marriage now). AND I KNOW YOU’RE MORMON. NEVER TALK TO ME ABOUT FUCKING MY DAUGHTERS AGAIN.

[acebender]

[olessan]

[onyxthecreator]

Thaz since his own funeral

[iwilltryalittlearter]

Well back in we go

[widogast-ta]

When you spat on your enemy’s corpse because fuck that guy but it turns out that doing so bound his soul to yours and now he’s your shadow. Also you doing that also seems to have saved his soul

[redjennies]

Yanessa is an effective villain because she's genuinely a delight to watch without Brennan ever undermining that she is in fact a dangerous person with malicious intent who needs to be stopped for the common good. Primus is an effective villain because he's so utterly loathesome on every level that I want to kill him with my own two hands.

[redjennies]

me when somebody inevitably gets the HDYWTDT on Primus:

[acebender]

Ashley, Aabria, Marisha and Matt trying not to laugh while Tyranny talks about her sick as fuck bikini made of soul fabric.

[bluestrawberry7]

primus tachonis:

[leonriell]

don't you hate it when you've accidentally cursed your arc nemesis into becoming your shadow?

[catgirlthecrazy]

The funniest part of Julien's shadow being Thjazi getting confirmed is the reveal that not only was this not a deliberate contingency plan of Thjazi's, but that he apparently didn't know until reading those papers that it was the only thing keeping the Tachonises from getting their hands on him (hence the repeated attempts to kill Julien).

Probably the only person in Aramán more annoyed by this state affairs than Julien is Thjazi himself.

[bluestrawberry7]

no one is happy about this situation

[friendlyghostintheattic]

Julian wearing a shirt that says “I spit on the corpse of my liege lady’s estranged husband and got myself cursed to have the man I hated the most now be my literal shadow and all I got was this stupid tshirt”