[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[weaselknievel]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[spacedewey]

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.

[scorpionlafemme]

[writhe]

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

[beefandcorn]

are you worried

About what? But yeah

[angeltiddies]

reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about

[oneheadtoanother]

[seven-winged-liar]

brother you gotta put those big brown eyes away. youll kill someone

[somebodytodiefor]

DOH KYUNG SOO THE 3RD OFFICIAL FANCLUB ☆ 𝙄𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙨 𝙛𝙤𝙧 [𝘿𝙊𝙃'𝙨 𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙄𝙋𝙀]

[streetmatt]

Cityterminalen at 1.45 PM.

By Matti Merilaid.

[somebodytodiefor]

IU ✿ 2026 SEASON'S GREETINGS Preview

[goldenxbullet-deactivated201903]

and then you stop wanting what you’ve always wanted

[8nin]

“would 14-year old you be proud of you?” listen, i’m not here to impress a mentally ill child

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

The most horrifying thing about being a human is that no matter how intelligent you are or how much customer service training you have, nothing will stop you from being the idiot customer on occasion. At some point you won't read a sign or you'll misread a menu or ask the dumbest question a human has ever formed and there is nothing you can do to prevent this. It will happen. Accept it and continue on your way as one of today's dipshit customers.

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

accepting it for what it is and not what it could’ve been even if my own heart revolts against it

[black-white-and-leather]