hi vladimir's real name is cotiso vlădescu he changed it to vladimir tepes shortly after vlad the impaler died
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@vldimr
hi vladimir's real name is cotiso vlădescu he changed it to vladimir tepes shortly after vlad the impaler died
you can also bet the dracula book offends him on a spiritual level
bit about vladimir's family before he turned he was 17 when his mother died in labor with her second child his father had 3 more children with various woman , who vladimir p/ much raised he had 3 sisters && 1 brother who were 10 , 7 , 4 && 2 when he was turned at the age of 27 he let his siblings believe he was dead but did keep a close eye on them until they died
vladimir is smol asf but still demands respect so will gladly rip sb's kneecaps out through their mouth if they disrespect him
justpawns replied to your post: edwardamasen replied to your post: who’s gonna ...
aggressively smuggles a baby out under shirt
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quietbeauty replied to your post: who’s gonna let vladimir babysit ...
dracula one ???? not with those bedtime stories !
hey he has good bedtime stories !! he's not satan
edwardamasen replied to your post: who’s gonna let vladimir babysit ...
no
whelp time 2 kidnap a child
who's gonna let vladimir babysit renesmee
vladimir is actually really good with kids if anyone needs a 1800+ year old babysitter give him ur child cant promise he won't teach it to hate the volturi
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HEAD COCKED / hint of curiousity spiked by others presence. ‘ dare I even ask what has brought you into our territory , cullen ?? or can I assume your family has once again angered the volturi ?? ’
*pokes u and runs away*
i like to imagine jane && alec playing ding dong ditch with vladimir && stefan just to piss them off even further
starter call !!
i'd love to see one of the originals try take down vladimir who's around 2000 years old && he just wipes the floor with them
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