valenzuela enjoyer

jas ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ she/they ౨ৎ 22 deranged blue jays rpf blog ᢉ𐭩

[vlnzlas]

jas ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

ao3: azureapple | twt: vlnzla59

super nsfw - 18+ only

this is a very deranged and perverted rpf account. should be obvious please exit the premises if you are not rpfmaxxing

i love brandon valenzuela. a lot.

also loves: ernie clement, dylan cease, kazuma okamoto, vladdy, davis schneider, george springer, addison barger, kevin gausman, max scherzer, louie varland, spencer miles, trey yesavage & shane bieber

mostly posts about vali x his pitchers but i fw like every pairing

my tagging system 𝜗𝜚⋆₊˚

jas.txt — my original (text) posts

image, video, gifs — media type

highlights, article, interview, translation, fanart — content type

extras — content from youtube/socmed outside of games

YYMMDD — date of source

op — my original posts (including photos/videos/writing if any)

jays lb — jays liveblog

rpfmaxxing — anything about rpf that is kinda not fully formed to be put in the actual jays rpf tag lol

jays misc — misc. posts about the jays, basically things i dont think belong in the jays lb tag lol

my writing — for my own writing :)

me — about me :3

players — i use full names for all players (i.e. brandon valenzuela, ernie clement, vladimir guerrero jr.)

rb — misc. reblogs that i cant tag anything else bc im incapable of leaving a post/rb untagged

when tagging pairings for content like videos/gifs of them together i use their numbers (i.e. 5939 = vali & trey)

shortlist: vali/trey (5939), vali/bieber (5957), vali/scherzer (5931), vali/cease (5984)

when tagging rpf thoughts & writing of them i use both the numbers and ship name (i.e. 5939, valensavage)

[vlnzlas]

trey yesavage getting spanked however many times he gave up walks for each start 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[vlnzlas]

posting here because i hope by sharing my WIPs it will force me to finish them <3

[vlnzlas]

trey yesavage getting spanked however many times he gave up walks for each start 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

[donttelltheelff]

our beautiful, frustrated, alive wife | 07/26/26 | TOR @ BOS

for @homerundragon (& mouse)

[goon-platoon]

Bullpen drive by

26-06-26

[varlands]

FISH IS HIM!! | TOR@BAL 05/29/26

[vlnzlas]

how does one get a beta reader

[nuge]

bo bichette | ws: game 7 | 11.01.2025

[vlnzlas]

i have an important question. does trey call him "vali" or "brandon"??????

[based--ball]

BIG HOP

July 26, 2026 @ BOS

for @andresthemenez <3

[mojsvijet]

hiiii kaz

[thereforealiar]

[davisschneiders]

something something face card

[vlnzlas]

so i just checked the score. wow we suck

[vlnzlas]

im writing the vali/trey fic about trey getting spanked after a bad loss but i kinda got lost in the sauce writing the set up and we might have lost the plot

[vlnzlas]

its getting away from me 😭 it was just supposed to start off after the padres loss and i was writing some set up explaining their history before this game.... and now i fear this is becoming its own thing

[vlnzlas]

im writing the vali/trey fic about trey getting spanked after a bad loss but i kinda got lost in the sauce writing the set up and we might have lost the plot

[gay-stuff-is-happening-here]

infield sunglasses (and lack of sunglasses) saga

July 25th 2026