a balkan mess

era. constant writer, occasional translator. i post about random subjects and my current hyperfixations. asks are always open--go ahead and do your worst.

[mojsvijet]

this is all the fault of my dentist who is a “very casual” braves fan and doesn’t think there should be a canadian baseball team

[nightmarebuntrotation]

she's too good at this

@mojsvijet

[mojsvijet]

unexpected homer predictions coming to a courthouse near you

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

Hey, what’s Winnie the pooh’s favorite color?

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

Yellow

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

No it’s red because of his shirt

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

No, it’s yellow because he loves honey

[never-kill-on-the-first-dat-blog]

You have no idea what you’re talking about

[taco-bout-a-shit-blog]

DID I FUCKING STUTTER?

[voaga]

Things heating up at the Winnie the Pooh fandom

[sun-of-a-watcher]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[based--ball]

[mojsvijet]

i will die for my country kazuma okamoto

[mojsvijet]

i have decided that someone needs to have abdel kader as a walkup. someone needs to get a little maghrebin with it.

[jan-liliten]

op turned off reblogs but also i respect that they turned them off for a reason but i still want the post here so i removed their name

[novelistparty]

last thing you see on your speedrun

[daysleftofsecondterm]

If he has stats, he can die

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[lavenderpanic]

all of my writing is actually just thinly-veiled fantasy about being seen at your worst and still being loved

[dogpuppy]

[happyheidi]

🦔

This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

[daulton-varsho-catches-baseballs]

Remember how it felt to be a .500 team? Wasn't that great, jeff? Wasn't it amazing? Yk what couldve felt even better? If we were a winning team. Jeff.

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[breaddo]

those group-hump giants guys better be straight up fucking in the outfield for this one

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]