a balkan mess

era. constant writer, occasional translator. i post about random subjects and my current hyperfixations. asks are always open--go ahead and do your worst.

[mojsvijet]

“braden montgomery is being a pest”

[mojsvijet]

“staying hard versus montgomery” WHO GAVE HIM VIAGRA

[mojsvijet]

“it’s okay trey i know this isn’t your fault the white sox just have the pope on their side and it’s very unfair. we can get dairy queen after this”

[mojsvijet]

“such a pesky hitter” I Have A Can Of Raid.

[mojsvijet]

I HATE THE POPE THIS IS ALL HIS FAULT

[tendietandem]

[mojsvijet]

i think we should give max scherzer a gun and hold everyone hostage until they give trey run support

[mojsvijet]

ignore the nasty ass fanduel stuff HIIIII VALI

[mojsvijet]

someone get this man some thickening shampoo i will personally take him to sephora

[stereomike]

the specific way trey walks off the mound after a k..........

[mojsvijet]

he’s just “i did my work bitches”

[mojsvijet]

“goddamn maybe the commentators are right. maybe i do want ice cream. can someone get me some moose tracks.”

[mojsvijet]

lukey thank you for hauling ass

[mojsvijet]

hey it’s only fun and cool when MY guys do leaping catches

[mojsvijet]

CAN THESE MFS STOP TRYING TO HIT ERNIE

[mojsvijet]

“and varsho is there”

and varsho is there 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[mojsvijet]

STOP MAKING MY AMISH DAUGHTER LOOK SO SCARED

[mojsvijet]

GO AWAY MR MAL INTENDI