🔞MINORS DNI🔞 FR/EN, She/Her preferably but I'm chill with everything. Happily in couple! I'm a dinosaur Born before 2000 lol ⚠️ MAY CONTAIN SENSITIVE OR NSFW TOPICS, IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE PLEASE TURN AROUND WHILE YOU STILL CAN, I WON'T BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT YOU MIGHT SEE/READ⚠️
Hi all ! So, I decided to hop onto that trend, although I doubt much people will see it tho XD. But yeah, you can ask questions to my TFC Clown OCs, currently Baron Duke, Scaramuccia, Mesmer and Scapin ^^.
You can now ask questions to my OC who is my version of MC, and all of my other Humans OCs for TFC ^^ !
You can find infos about all those characters here :
-Infos and Trivias about Scaramuccia, Mesmer, Scapin and Baron Duke : Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 !
-My Human OCs !
You can also find my TFC headcanons and one-shots below !
-How would they react to a huge heatwave ?
-When you're in the hospital.
-Main Cast playing Mario Kart.
-Eggs & Milk. (NSFW)
-His Majesty's Choice (Jester x Short!Reader One-Shot)
-Desires Through the Mirror (Ticket Taker x Reader One-Shot)
Things to know : Unless I add the Fem!, Masc!, FtM! or MtF! tags before "Reader" in the titles of my oneshots, you can safely assume it's gender neutral, if I make a mistake somewhere, please don't hesitate to tell me !
Do you have a request for headcanons ? One-shots ? Don't hesitate to ask, I'll see if I can do it ^^ !
Some basic rules!
1) You can ask anything, but topics related to p*d*philia, bestiality and the likes are a huge no-no. I'm very open-minded, but there are lines that must NOT be crossed.
2) I won't allow homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, misandry, xenophobia, racism and the likes.
3) I will put a warning for any sensitive or spicy questions, it's already in my blog description, if you are a minor/underage, TURN AROUND AND RUUUNNN! But I will still be adding a warning in case the topics are sensitive for you.
Okay sooooo ! As I was trying to draw the little fanart I have mentioned yesterday without dying from heat, I've had a tiny idea creep back into my head...
Like, I'm glad writing headcanons and one-shots, but I'd also like to draw/write a fanfiction in which I would respect most of the lore available as to not disrespect Neko's hard work, only taking some liberties, making it an AU.
Thing is, if I do write it now, what if I get a LOT of things wrong, like the characters, their real forms, and the likes ?! What if I accidentally disrespect The Freak Circus, Neko, the Mods, and the Fandom as a whole @_@ ?!
So, here I am, turning to this wonderful, sometimes wise community on Tumblr...
Should I write my AU TFC fanfiction even though the game isn't complete yet?
Welp, looks like it's fine if I write my fanfiction whenever I want ^^ ! Thank you all a whole lot for your support 💖 ! Now I just need to figure out whether to write and post it on AO3, keep it here on Tumblr, or both o/ ! Or if I write, or draw it... Soooo many things to take into account, and already so many ideas!
First I'm gonna need to finish the fanart, I'm taking long enough lol.
Second, this won't be the end of the headcanons or one-shots ^^ !
Third, please keep in mind this will be an AU, inevitably, because the game isn't finished, and I wish to explore some ideas 👀. But that doesn't mean I don't respect Neko or the Mods' hard work! I'll do my best to respect as much canon as possible, but I'll take some liberties, doesn't mean I don't approve of the canon ^^.
Fourth, unlike my one-shots or headcanons, this won't be a canon x reader, sorry, it would be very difficult to make it work, you'll see why ^^'.
Fifth, I think I already have a name for it, I'll share it with y'all soon o/ !
My take on the "Jester manipulated Harlequin" theory.
Sooo, I think we've all seen this theory going around, the one about Jester manipulating/hypnotizing Harlequin into killing Columbina.
Now, I won't say I hold the absolute truth, I'm a mere player. But I don't think it's something as simple as "Jester did it because he's evil and didn't want to get his hands dirty", the characters from TFC are complex, which is a good thing, and they come in shades of grey.
I think the initial theory has merit, but the reasoning pushed forwards tends to be a tad bit simplistic/weak. So, here is what I think could have been the logic behind Jester's deeds : He had to make a choice to save as many members of the Circus as possible, all while dealing with being particularly weakened because he was feeding himself to Pierrot, and Columbina's imminent "relocation"... Which I think wouldn't have been good at all.
Columbina was seen as very pretty by humans, even though she was a monster. But she also was the weakest, and the lack of food probably made it worse. Yet she was the only one suggested for "relocation"... You probably can get some ideas as to what that would have meant. She would have been too weakened to save herself.
Jester probably knew what that meant too : a fate worse than death for her. He knew what needed to be done, but he knew that the others wouldn't want to kill her. The three closer people to Columbina at the time of her death were Pierrot, Harlequin, and Ticket Taker. Pierrot is usually the strongest, but he was in horrible shape at that time. Ticket Taker isn't known for his strength. The last closest person was Harlequin, amongst the strongest of the Circus, who was in better shape than Pierrot.
So, taking this into account, Jester could have hypnotized Harlequin into killing Columbina, as a "mercy kill", and a way to get more strength to break free. And none would have been the wiser at the time, hence why in their stories, Harlequin is the one who killed her... And in appearances, who would have thought otherwise?
But I don't think there was some malicious intent behind these actions: only a wish to save the found family with the "tools" given. We know that event traumatized everyone in the troupe. Everyone. If Jester had done this maliciously or without remorse, he wouldn't be traumatized. Alas, it was a series of unfortunate events, someone had to take charge, he did, after all, he is known for being skilled at survival.
Welp, this was my take on the theory, sorry if there's a typo or two, I'm sleepy XD.
-I have to finish my fanart I spoke about the other day! AND MORE!!
-I want to write, I haven't written one-shots or headcanons in some days.
-WHO THINKS SUMMER IS THE BEST SEASON?! I'm not saying it's hot, but I'm surrounded by giant keys in the ground and I think I heard an angry Disney duck casting ZettaFlare.
Anyway, since I am still sweating like a chipolata with zero focus on a BBQ today, I might write some headcanons, and if you want, my ask box is opened!
This is also why I cannot recommend enough for people to read the essay "The Death of the Author" by Roland Barthes, while still remaining respectful of original authors, it doesn't mean readers can't have their own interpretations of a work of art.
SeanGPT, why must I always want for all characters in a work of fiction to find love, even when they're not always good people? I mean I once had an OC shipped with Kimblee from Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood long ago, and I still think he's hot and lovingly complex 😭.
Sooo ! Someone just tried to scam me with the whole "me and my friends accidentally reported your account, they will delete it, they won't warn you, but here is a screenshot of the mail they sent ME with who to contact so YOU can appeal".
Like, to me, it was pretty obvious, so I played along a bit in messages before calling them out on it, and surprise surprise, when I try to look at their account now, it leads me to nowhere, and all mention of them disappeared from my feed. Yet, in the messages window, their account isn't marked as deactivated, and they're still online. Dunno how that works, maybe they blocked me ? Dunno.
Now I'm debatting whether or not to tell you all the username just so you won't fall for it if they try to scam you. Should I ? Or would that be going too far and create useless panic ?
Okay sooooo ! As I was trying to draw the little fanart I have mentioned yesterday without dying from heat, I've had a tiny idea creep back into my head...
Like, I'm glad writing headcanons and one-shots, but I'd also like to draw/write a fanfiction in which I would respect most of the lore available as to not disrespect Neko's hard work, only taking some liberties, making it an AU.
Thing is, if I do write it now, what if I get a LOT of things wrong, like the characters, their real forms, and the likes ?! What if I accidentally disrespect The Freak Circus, Neko, the Mods, and the Fandom as a whole @_@ ?!
So, here I am, turning to this wonderful, sometimes wise community on Tumblr...
Should I write my AU TFC fanfiction even though the game isn't complete yet?
I've had this in mind for a while now, so here it goes finally! It's gender neutral, that's one of the best parts of oviposition and the effects of monster hormones : you don't need to have a vagina nor boobs.
TW : Oviposition, lactation, sexual activity, DNI MINORS, already warned in bio 🔞 !
Pierrot
-Oval, slightly bigger than goose eggs, multiple of them. They're slightly bumpy, and with a slowly pulsating warmth. You'll be getting around four to six of them, even if they don't take root.
-Pierrot will gently rub your belly, praising you for taking them in, and although he hopes the eggs will take, he won't mind if they don't, because that means you'll be going at it again soon enough ! And if they take? He'll be happy too, because it'd be yours!
-The moment you start lactating, he'll often suggest he helps relieve you from the weight of the milk before it gets too much. He's addicted to it, just like everything about you.
Harlequin
-Round, roughly the size of duck eggs, quite numerous, more than ten ! They're gooey, pulsating, basically swimming inside you.
-Harlequin will be quite sadistic, gradually pushing down on your stomach to make his eggs come out, only to suddenly stop at multiple points so they'll be going back deeper inside you. He'll play like this a lot before finally allowing you to fully push them out. However if you decide to keep them inside you, knowing the risks, he'll try to reason with you about all that would imply.
-He'll see your discomfort when you start to lactate, and he will tease you on purpose until you're begging him for his help.
Jester
-Shaped oddly, with ridges, roughly the size of peacock eggs, it's like they're vibrating at random intervals. There won't be many, so he will remind you to be extra careful with them, even if they don't take root, otherwise he promises he'll do his best to make you heavy with a lot more the next time.
-Jester will caress your entrance in order to check whether or not his eggs are coming out because of you or on their own. If they don't come out at all, he'll feel a sense of pride, although he'll be good at hiding it in front of others.
-Don't expect him to help you when you start lactating, he'll ask you to milk yourself over his mouth, and he'll drink it gladly.
Ticket Taker
-Very round, tiny, smaller than quail eggs, clinking safely against one another like glass marbles. And he would deposit a lot of them inside you, like clusters, that's how it would go with him, it's nature, since they are so tiny they won't all take root.
-Ticket Taker secretly hopes at least one of his eggs will take, maybe because he's the oldest member of the troupe, the idea of a blood family on top of his found family is starting to become quite appealing to him.
-He'll be intrigued when you'd start mentioning your discomfort, then understand where you're getting at. He'll help you, massaging your chest over one of his bowls, so he'll be able to drink your milk properly.
Doctor
-You're getting an oviposition from a giant bird man. Good thing, there would be two eggs at most, the problematic part comes to the size. Roughly the size of ostrich eggs. Thankfully they're smooth, and they'd be slick enough to slide inside you without destroying you, he will make sure you're ready for it.
-Doctor will be checking on your well-being, both physically and mentally, all the way. You might catch him staring at you, before asking if you feel the need to push the eggs out or not. He'll respect any decision you might make, and will be by your side all the way.
-He's voracious, of course he'll help you relieve the stress from your torso by gulping all the milk he can get like a starving man.
(Now for my OCs !)
Baron Duke
-Oval eggs, just like Doctor it's pretty big, although not as much, but still... Around the size of Emu eggs, four at most. They'd feel heavy and very, very cold against your inner parts, strange, yet it helps in numbing you a bit for when they slide inside, then it will be up to your body to warm them up just right!
-Baron Duke won't let you deal with this on your own; if the weight of the eggs is too much for you, he'll suggest either to take them out or, if you are ready for a huge leap forwards in your lives, he'll carry you from place to place whenever possible so you'd be spared from feeling too tired.
-Similarly, when you tell him your chest is straining from the inside in a way you cannot describe, he'll press and caress until he understands what is going on. He'll offer to buy a pump for when he's not around, but when he is, he'll massage you ever so softly.
Scaramuccia
-Odd with tiny gelatinous spikes, roughly the size of average chicken eggs, four to twelve of them. Opposite from Baron Duke's, those eggs aren't merely warm, they're very hot, scorching hot even at first, and while the initial feeling of that intense hotness isn't great, it then feels much better.
-Scaramuccia will encourage you in pushing them out, he wants to see you squirming and blushing. But if they're stuck because of the gelatinous spikes, or you don't want to push them out, he'll start to panic : are you both ready for it? What if he fails you?! Eventually he'll calm down with his cousin's help, he won't go buy cigarettes nor milk, he'll stay because he loves you more than he fears responsibilities.
-Speaking of milk, he'll help you get it out, surprisingly efficiently, his touch is very precise.
Mesmer
-Angular, small, around the size of pigeon eggs, around six eggs, quite squishy. They feel oddly satisfying and comfortable to take in or push out, or even hold them if they're not/no longer inside you.
-Mesmer trusts you on an incredible level; you fixed a broken part of him, filled a hole in his being, as such, he will trust your call... But he still is not above hypnotizing you to make sure you are ready for the risk of the eggs taking root. If you aren't, he'll tell you so, if you are, he'll keep you close to him, he'll be a wonderful parent.
-Okay, look, he is very delicate looking and all... But he can be very clumsy when he's initiating a new form of physical contact; you'll be milking yourself on your own at first, until he learns, he'll apologize so much for hurting you.
Scapin
-Malleable spherical, similar in size to turkey eggs, with small rounded indents. They are slightly grainy in texture, giving you some extra stimulation. There are probably around three or five.
-Scapin never hid it: he has the most massive of breeding kinks. You both got on the same page when you got together, he is like a wolf, he has one mate for life, and it's you. So of course you both had that talk, he won't force you until you feel like the time is right. But once you are, you can be assured he will always make sure no egg is escaping, he'll even push them back in as deep as possible with his long fingers.
-At first when you're lactating... Scapin doesn't know what to do. Shouldn't it be kept for any potential kids you might have in the future? But it makes you uncomfortable. So, he'll first massage you, get some drops... And by the end of it, you have pointy teeth marks all around your nipples.
Trying to use a graphic tablet and something else than MS Paint after more than a year be like...
"Why is the line so thin, did I get the wrong brush ?" "Oh fuck, TOO LARGE NOW !" "My lines are so wonky, am I really drawing like a trembling grandma now ?!" "How am I supposed to apply the correct pressure to make nice lines ?!" "WHY AM I DOING THIS TO MYSELF GOD WHYYYYY ?!" "Why can't I do the same traits I do on paper ?!"
Yeah, so I'm gonna draw what I had in mind with my mouse on MS Paint for now, I'll be training later XD.
I found the whole video based on a tumblr exchange based on tea again, it comes up in my recommandations once in a while. Iykyk, but if you don't... Look for "Tea Taste DIFFERENT in Hot Water?!" on Youtube. Here's how I imagine the exchange going with the main cast :
Harlequin : "Which one of you was going to tell me tea tastes different if you put it in hot water ?"
Ticket Taker : "Y-you were putting it in cold water... ?"
Doctor : "Harlequin. Answer the question, Harlequin."
Harlequin : "Yeah ? I thought for like five years that people just put it into hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason."
Doctor : "You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes ?"
Pierrot : "Why are you... Putting it in the microwave... To boil it ?"
Doctor : "Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove ?"
Pierrot : "It takes less than a minute !"
Doctor : "Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun ?!"
Pierrot : "How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove ?!!"
Doctor : "LIKE SEVEN MINUTES !!"
Pierrot : "Just stick your mug on top of the stove on medium heat, and it boils in like two minutes... Less than that, you use a saucepan."
Doctor : "You're putting the whole mug on the stove ? On medium heat ?? ...Your stove is enchanted..."
Jester : "Every single person in this circus is a fucking lunatic..."
Ticket Taker : "Does NONE of you own A FUCKIN' KETTLE ??!"
Okay, trying the updated version of the Hunger Game Simulation, and...
I was able to import the customizations, they were perfectly functional. I just started the simulation, and lo and behold, this is what I see in the third row of Day 1. I'm dying send help please X'D.
