A Tiny Dunce Cap Resting Atop the Human Heart

AJ | sportsposting (Jays & Leafs mostly, incl rpf) | 30s | any/all | main: cantina-band

[goon-platoon]

Call Davis back up fuck christ I can't watch Ernie being like this anymore.

[eleadore]

art meme

[based--ball]

this is worse than 2nd half 2024. at least then vladdy was healthy and doing his absolute superhero shit in between all of the horrors. this time we have absolutely nothing and they haven't even traded everybody yet.

[superhell]

sorry i told u extensively about the rpf lore do you still think im hot

[femmestyles]

baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball baseball

[geek-ramblings]

[varlands]

a winning outfield ft. ernie | CLE@TOR 04/26/26

[rub-a-dubb]

the "the committee" committee anyways, i think maybe i've cursed the blue jays by drawing them.

[rub-a-dubb]

louis.

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

ernie clement: the supportive roommate, member of bills mafia, and twitter user extraordinaire

we'll start with recent stuff. ernie is just a supportive guy, he's here for his roommates. watching from the couch. don't come for him. he's on his couch.

he's also a really good pitcher. like so good.

he throws a knuckleball and everything.

even the super elite "other".

just phenomenal stuff really.

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

now of course he's also a huge bills fan. and possibly the most relatable sports fan I've ever encountered.

like soooo sorry your opinion is wrong. not up for debate. apologies.

and he's willing to threaten property damage to help his team win. same ernie.

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

he's a fan of spongebob. he understands the power of spongebob in a situation where the game is on the line.

they are now captain

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

and finally he's got a lot of thoughts.

and hot takes.

and questions.

and hydration advice. even movie recs.

he's down for anything. any role. loves to contribute.

and honestly just such a good dude. friend to fans of whatever team he's on. supportive of everyone. a true vibes guy. everyone loves a good vibes guy.

and everyone loves ernie

sorry this was so long but I cut so many tweets already just to get it down to this. he's a funny guy.

[sailyourshipsaroundme]

I believe every NHL mascot is a suit with a person inside except Gritty, who is an entity ensouled by a curse from a malevolent god

[rpfofficial]

at least im bisexual

[tendietandem]

[oldcoyote]

if you ever doubt that your ao3 comments matter or mean something: i have been struggling with my writing for 6 months straight, crying myself to sleep afraid that i will never be able to write again, that the thing i love most in the world has left me, that my writing is just gone

this morning i got this comment:

and after i stopped blubbering over it, i picked up my writing notebook, and re-read all my fic research, and opened up my document again for the first time in weeks without being afraid of it

you have no idea how much writers treasure every single comment we get. you have no idea how big an impact you can have. sometimes, just sometimes, your one "insignificant" comment changes everything

[petitgame]

every time i comment on an ao3 fic i'm pretty sure it's incomprehensible gibberish. but if i can bring joy to one (1) author's day or make even just one author feel inspired, i am happy.

[middleinfield]

dont get me wrong i love baseball, but also like dont get me right i hate baseball

[theaftersundown]

*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*