anecdote

Miza. Malaysia

[xueyangapologist]

me: *about to sleep*

my brain: the only reason you perceive yourself as a relatively mellow and laid back person is because you are completely engrossed by your daydreams, and constantly focus on those instead of your real life and the consequences of your actions and decisions. evidence shows that when you are forced to confront real life problems, you quickly resort to panicking. in addition to-

me: can’t we drag me in the morning

[thursday]

*wakes up from a nap angry and not knowing what day it is*

[animentality]

reblog if you're an asshole

[mawyerr-deactivated20130504]

[lovemakesyouwonder]

[deceptivelips]

(18+)

[healylegend-deactivated20231122]

I know there’s way more examples but matty basically confirmed their dating!!

[sushirestaurant]

Harry + Sesame Street

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

when you put on new glasses for the first time and try to adjust to the changes

[kaydrama]

[willgrahamscock]

im like 95% memes and 5% sadness 

[memethentik]

i’m 65% oxygen 18% carbon 10% hydrogen 3% nitrogen 1.5% calcium 1% phosphorus 0.4% potassium 0.3% sulfur 0.2% sodium 0.2% chlorine 0.1% magnesium and 1% of other components

[harryrainbows]

“when i used to work in a bakery,”

“we’d actually stack the bread just like this”

“my boss told me i was the best at it. said i had very capable hands”

“good times. good times”

[tikkamasalas]

Zootopia + Brand Placement

[best-of-memes]

[mae-martin]

“One of the most complicated decisions we ever made was we wanted the scale to be true to the true life-size of the animals.” — Clark Spencer, Producer.

“We really want to celebrate what makes animals different. Elephants should be big, and mice should be small, and we should kind of play the scale true as we can. How do you get a tiny little rabbit and a big elephant in the same shot together without it looking weird? It was a rough challenge, but the results, that’s what makes it unique.” — Rich Moore, Director.

[actuallunalovegood]

i was at a grocery store really late one night and some old guy kind of eyed me as i walked out of the store next to this other lady. She and I made eye contact and i knew she was scared too. we loaded up our groceries into our cars as fast as possible and I had way more bags than her so she got done faster than me. I panicked because i was sure she was going to leave so i just hurried faster, shaking a little, and then i noticed she sat in her car, watching me and making sure nobody came near. She waited not until all my groceries were loaded, or until my cart was put away, or until I got into my car. No, she didn’t drive away until I drove away. 

And that was the moment that I realized how much women need other women. That we can’t win this war without each other and we have to be looking out for each other, every second. 

[ofgeography]

my last year in new york city, i got off the subway around 9 or 10p.m. i only lived about 5 blocks from the f train, but i hadn’t gotten more than two before a woman’s hand suddenly touched my arm. 

“that guy behind us is following you,” she said. “he was watching you leave the train car and followed you up.”

i hadn’t noticed him, or at least not noticed him following me. when we stopped outside a grocery store, he stopped half a block back and loitered. the woman linked her arm with mine and walked me several blocks out of her way to my front door and made sure i got inside safely.

another time, nocigar and i were walking home and at a stoplight a stranger grabbed my arm when i wouldn’t respond to him and tried to physically drag me over to him. she—who is, by the way, not a very physically imposing girl—ripped his hand off my arm and snarled, “don’t fucking touch her.”

protect your friends. protect strangers. there are good men in the world, but don’t wait for them to do something if you can do it yourself.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I was at a club once and my friend left with her boyfriend so I finished my drink and was heading out to the parking lot when three girls came up to me and basically surrounded me. 

“Those guys behind us were talking about following you. We can walk with you.” 

I have MMA training but have never in my life had been offered the protection and sanction of my own gender. This is so important. 

[stele3]

GIRL CODE. FUCKIN’ GIRL CODE. LEAVE NO GIRL BEHIND. EVER.

[lucinasblade-deactivated2016071]

Pokemon GO

Player in the city: ive got 5 hours logged, im level 15 with a 1009cp flareon!

Player in the suburbs: ive played this game nonstop since the minute it released and im level 5 with a 150 cp pidgeotto becauce i only get birds and rats

[whispersinthetrees]

player in the country: frick yall